rachel
@seasonalmenu.bsky.social
cereal is a type of soup
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
cereal is a type of soup
and this is my son, 4K
July 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
and this is my son, 4K
just saw a ufo zoomin around up there
July 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
just saw a ufo zoomin around up there
after eight years of marriage I have just now learned that my husband opens bananas from the bottom because that’s how monkeys open them
July 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
after eight years of marriage I have just now learned that my husband opens bananas from the bottom because that’s how monkeys open them
new kind of summer just dropped
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
new kind of summer just dropped
we’re all due for a Mad About You resurgence . no reboots. just honoring how popular that show was in the 90s.
March 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
we’re all due for a Mad About You resurgence . no reboots. just honoring how popular that show was in the 90s.
congratulations are in order
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
congratulations are in order
what if there were an app that used to be fun but now had the sole purpose of loading photos in 4k
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what if there were an app that used to be fun but now had the sole purpose of loading photos in 4k
when you’re over 35 and have had more than two drinks
January 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
when you’re over 35 and have had more than two drinks
my husband is santa clause flying around the earth delivering presents all night while I sleep I love him
December 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
my husband is santa clause flying around the earth delivering presents all night while I sleep I love him
Billy Joel has played so many shows at msg because he needed an excuse to keep looking under the stage for a legendary map leading to an ancient treasure
November 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Billy Joel has played so many shows at msg because he needed an excuse to keep looking under the stage for a legendary map leading to an ancient treasure
santa please bring me an 8000$ Japanese toilet
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
santa please bring me an 8000$ Japanese toilet
what are my five year plans? to be a tiny frog on a lily pad during a rainstorm
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
what are my five year plans? to be a tiny frog on a lily pad during a rainstorm
found a science report I did about gerbils for an elementary school project and as someone who never even had a pet gerbil, I have questions.
November 14, 2024 at 4:04 AM
found a science report I did about gerbils for an elementary school project and as someone who never even had a pet gerbil, I have questions.
how would one even begin to try and explain pauly shore to gen z
August 23, 2023 at 10:02 PM
how would one even begin to try and explain pauly shore to gen z
cannot wait to one day show my son the wonders of ikea; a magical place where you can eat in a cafeteria, buy particle board furniture and then a $1 hotdog at checkout
August 2, 2023 at 1:04 AM
cannot wait to one day show my son the wonders of ikea; a magical place where you can eat in a cafeteria, buy particle board furniture and then a $1 hotdog at checkout
I was over my moms last week and she was so excited to show me her Godiva chocolate box that was absolutely filled to the brim with random buttons
we need to stop using clear containers and go back to storing things in shoeboxes, I want to find a shoebox in a closet and have no idea what could be in there. priceless photos? family heirlooms? hundreds of buttons?
July 30, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I was over my moms last week and she was so excited to show me her Godiva chocolate box that was absolutely filled to the brim with random buttons
need a claw machine full of snacks so I dont have to decide what little treat I should have from the pantry
July 16, 2023 at 1:41 AM
need a claw machine full of snacks so I dont have to decide what little treat I should have from the pantry
bluesky is better because every time I open this app everyone’s favorite movie trailer music cue mr. blue sky by elo starts playing in my head
July 12, 2023 at 6:57 PM
bluesky is better because every time I open this app everyone’s favorite movie trailer music cue mr. blue sky by elo starts playing in my head
forget love languages; what’s your monopoly piece of choice
July 5, 2023 at 5:47 PM
forget love languages; what’s your monopoly piece of choice
we need to stop using clear containers and go back to storing things in shoeboxes, I want to find a shoebox in a closet and have no idea what could be in there. priceless photos? family heirlooms? hundreds of buttons?
July 5, 2023 at 4:29 PM
we need to stop using clear containers and go back to storing things in shoeboxes, I want to find a shoebox in a closet and have no idea what could be in there. priceless photos? family heirlooms? hundreds of buttons?