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Sea Pickle
@seapickle.bsky.social
aka ignition aka guy who ratioed the president of the united states. let’s tear ass 🥒 (he/him)

came from @seapicklereal on twitter
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Surprise! It’s the Pickle-Verse Holiday Special! Happy Holidays from our universe to yours :)

youtu.be/aIFeY1dA2Qk?...
HI EVERYONE IK I HAVENT POSTED HERE IN MONTHS IVE BEEN STUCK IN TWITTER HELL DID YOU SEE THAT LUBBA IS CANONICALLY A BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS WOMAN NOW THATS SO FUCKING COOL IM SO HAPPY FOR HER
a purple cartoon character with a yellow star behind it
ALT: a purple cartoon character with a yellow star behind it
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October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
welcome to day one of my new PUBLIC minecraft server!!! link to the livestream below!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcq...
day one of our BRAND NEW PUBLIC MINECRTAFT SERVER
YouTube video by Ignition
www.youtube.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just got prescribed an anxiety med that is taken situationally so like if im feeling anxious i take one to calm myself down which, lets be honest, just has so much comedic potential.

Imagine i get pulled over and the cop just sees me popping pills before rolling the window down. Hilarious.
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
american citizens: thank goodness microsoft is acquiring tiktok. what's the worst that could happen?

microsoft:
January 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
GETTING DRUNK AND PLAYING MARIO KART HELL YEAHHHHHH

www.youtube.com/live/9uXf7yJ...
January 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
HAPPY PICKLE-VERSE 2 YEAR i mean wait fuck no i wasn’t supposed to say that wait just uhhhh just forget you read that
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Did my first diary entry for a specific peak film released today
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Going to finally start putting my expertise film critique to good use. Add me to see my awful takes!!!
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Surprise! It’s the Pickle-Verse Holiday Special! Happy Holidays from our universe to yours :)

youtu.be/aIFeY1dA2Qk?...
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
And by “when the time comes” I mean roughly 3 PM EST today :)
Im doing something fun on twitter soon here and I wanted to do it here too but bluesky only allows 60 second videos :(

Anyways ill be uploading it to youtube as well so ill throw you guys the link when the time comes :)
December 24, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Im doing something fun on twitter soon here and I wanted to do it here too but bluesky only allows 60 second videos :(

Anyways ill be uploading it to youtube as well so ill throw you guys the link when the time comes :)
December 24, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Has anyone here played super mario galaxy that game is so fucking good
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I wonder what sea banana is up to he’s such a jolly fellow
December 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I honestly can't believe I'm saying this, but somehow I was able to get ahold of Luigi M. and am hosting an interview with him LIVE right now...

Come in and ask him anything.

www.youtube.com/live/sw3vn80...
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
STREAMING BO6 ZOMBIES INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR FINALS COME SAY HI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bEe...
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 PM
what would you do in this scenario
December 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
What four years of aging, three years of running a shitty twitter account, two election cycles, and one gruesome heartbreak does to a mf

(blurred out all of the info bc fuck you)
November 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Every time I start to get a little sad about leaving I clock in and work one of the worst shifts of my entire life and I instantly feel better about it. Literally every day this weekend has been that.
Put in my two weeks today and like I should be super ecstatic, I fucking hated that job more than anything, but I’m like genuinely sad. I’m gonna miss my coworkers and all of the fun little quirks that came with working there ☹️

Not gonna change my mind tho you guys better not let me change my mind
November 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Put in my two weeks today and like I should be super ecstatic, I fucking hated that job more than anything, but I’m like genuinely sad. I’m gonna miss my coworkers and all of the fun little quirks that came with working there ☹️

Not gonna change my mind tho you guys better not let me change my mind
November 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
redser arc and pickle-verse both referenced in the new arlo video we are so back fact heads
November 12, 2024 at 11:24 PM
bluesky exclusive pickle-verse lore drop
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Decided to take a few days away from social media (besides checking it a couple times a day to make sure none of my moots died lmao)

Traveled with my family over the weekend and was able to get my mind off of everything. It was so nice, I recommend. But I’m back now hello hi :)
November 11, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Couldn’t imagine a better weekend to turn 21, I’ve been drinking my sorrows away 😎
November 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
To all of my gay or trans friends, please stay strong. Please don’t give up. Never ever stop being the person YOU want to be. Never stop loving yourself. Don’t let them win. Never let them win.

Let’s fight like hell to see the other side.
November 6, 2024 at 4:27 PM
As a straight cis white man, I am going to bed tonight afraid. Not for me, but for my friends and loved ones. I’m beyond ashamed in everyone who voted for themselves instead of those who actually need it. The people of our country have seen how evil this man is, yet voted for him anyway. Sickening.
November 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM