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Dysfunction Executive
@seancodydotcom.bsky.social
My body is not a temple, it’s a punk show bathroom
FEDS -DNI-
Frat boy cosplayer
@headintheoffice.bsky.social earth must be flat they way this page fell off
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*pops like a tick* (But in a cute way)
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Someone should pick me up like a chew toy and violently shake me until my back stretches and pops
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Was watching a YouTube video and the narrator says “department of defense” and it was the safest I’ve felt while living through the most unserious administration in American history. Had me feeling like that sunset dog
October 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Was watching a YouTube video and the narrator says “department of defense” and it was the safest I’ve felt while living through the most unserious administration in American history. Had me feeling like that sunset dog
October 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@pearlmania500.bsky.social because of the podcast with your wife I have watched cars 2 and megalopolis and I can’t thank you enough.
September 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The neurodivergent urge to be invited to places without asking first and not feel like an absolute burden.
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
At my parents place for the 4th of July. They live within earshot of the rodeo ground echos, and they just played a snippet Nicki Manaj’s super bass
July 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just got hired at Men’s Warehouse
July 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I must be an 18 year old in 2001 the way I’m ready to die for bush
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Her pussy so pretty it dragged me in and I showed that cat what “marking your territory” REALLY meant
June 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
May 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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[trying to get trans women to go to the gym voice] working out your back will give you better posture so that your tits project better after your years of hunching in a boymoder hoodie
[trying to get trans women to go to the gym voice] squats while on hrt will give you a very nice butt and hips
[trying to get trans women to go to the gym voice] strength training stimulates the production of growth hormones which grow your boobs more
May 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Imagine punching someone, might break their teeth or smth
May 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Teeth posting shall resume shortly >:3

#nsfw #irlnudes #murrsuit
May 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Feeling like the Trump shooter the way I’m missing that head
May 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I try really hard not to get caught in any doomscrolling loops besides TikTok, and YouTube shorts is trying ANYTHING to get me sucked in
May 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Being gay is so much work
May 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dude’s having a whole ass phone call breakup on the bus
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It shall continue, i kinda like being a little mean
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Call me Donald Trump with the way she plunging on my stock
May 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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“You like hurting yourself, thats hot” - @seancodydotcom.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM