Seamus Calder
@seamuscalder.bsky.social
Corduroy Enthusiast.
Thoughts aren't my own.
Thoughts aren't my own.
Little known fact "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" was originally about middle aged women from Long Island in restaurants
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Little known fact "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" was originally about middle aged women from Long Island in restaurants
If you think about it, Turtle from Entourage is his generation's Neal Cassaday
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you think about it, Turtle from Entourage is his generation's Neal Cassaday
Survivor 50 better come down to Hands On A Hard Idol
October 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Survivor 50 better come down to Hands On A Hard Idol
Who the hell has a curtain call in the 6th inning of a playoff game?
Picture not unrelated
Picture not unrelated
October 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who the hell has a curtain call in the 6th inning of a playoff game?
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Picture not unrelated
Jimmy Kimmel needs to start his first show back by either stating the exact thing that got him canceled or doubling down and going even harder
If he apologizes, we lost.
If he apologizes, we lost.
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Jimmy Kimmel needs to start his first show back by either stating the exact thing that got him canceled or doubling down and going even harder
If he apologizes, we lost.
If he apologizes, we lost.
Donald Trump walks into a town
A young girl appears, and he asks her if there's anything to eat
She offers him a handful of dust
"What am I supposed to do with this?" he asks, puzzled
"Everyone says when you bite the dust, everything will be better."
A young girl appears, and he asks her if there's anything to eat
She offers him a handful of dust
"What am I supposed to do with this?" he asks, puzzled
"Everyone says when you bite the dust, everything will be better."
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Donald Trump walks into a town
A young girl appears, and he asks her if there's anything to eat
She offers him a handful of dust
"What am I supposed to do with this?" he asks, puzzled
"Everyone says when you bite the dust, everything will be better."
A young girl appears, and he asks her if there's anything to eat
She offers him a handful of dust
"What am I supposed to do with this?" he asks, puzzled
"Everyone says when you bite the dust, everything will be better."
We're about to learn more about the person who killed Charlie Kirk in a week than we have about the kid who shot at Trump in a year
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We're about to learn more about the person who killed Charlie Kirk in a week than we have about the kid who shot at Trump in a year
I wish I was as committed to anything as Regular Show is to making sure you know a random character is dead
September 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I wish I was as committed to anything as Regular Show is to making sure you know a random character is dead
PSA: Pumpkin Spice does not contain pumpkin
Apparently this is a thing people didn't know
Apparently this is a thing people didn't know
September 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
PSA: Pumpkin Spice does not contain pumpkin
Apparently this is a thing people didn't know
Apparently this is a thing people didn't know
Has anyone pointed out that Chris Bassitt looks like someone ran the 2011 Phillies starting rotation through a "what would our baby look like?" app?
September 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Has anyone pointed out that Chris Bassitt looks like someone ran the 2011 Phillies starting rotation through a "what would our baby look like?" app?
I took the PragerU "America First" test so you don't have to
The agenda is apparently, and how do I put this lightly... it was written by idiots.
I don't know who this is going to disqualify because it's multiple choice, and if you've been paying attention you know what they want you to say.
The agenda is apparently, and how do I put this lightly... it was written by idiots.
I don't know who this is going to disqualify because it's multiple choice, and if you've been paying attention you know what they want you to say.
September 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I took the PragerU "America First" test so you don't have to
The agenda is apparently, and how do I put this lightly... it was written by idiots.
I don't know who this is going to disqualify because it's multiple choice, and if you've been paying attention you know what they want you to say.
The agenda is apparently, and how do I put this lightly... it was written by idiots.
I don't know who this is going to disqualify because it's multiple choice, and if you've been paying attention you know what they want you to say.
Every show has an episode where someone tries to set a world record or updated for the time to go viral on the internet
And here's the kicker, those episodes are always bad
And here's the kicker, those episodes are always bad
August 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Every show has an episode where someone tries to set a world record or updated for the time to go viral on the internet
And here's the kicker, those episodes are always bad
And here's the kicker, those episodes are always bad
Ska isn't a kid getting extra mozzarella sticks. It's a grown man neglecting his bipolar medication.
August 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ska isn't a kid getting extra mozzarella sticks. It's a grown man neglecting his bipolar medication.
I miss the Whopper Dog
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I miss the Whopper Dog
At the grocery store I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said
"F**K That Guy!"
And I thought it was funny cause everyone knew who she meant
"F**K That Guy!"
And I thought it was funny cause everyone knew who she meant
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At the grocery store I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said
"F**K That Guy!"
And I thought it was funny cause everyone knew who she meant
"F**K That Guy!"
And I thought it was funny cause everyone knew who she meant
My favorite part of Fantastic Four was when, after giving Reed a good stretch, Galactus leaned over and kissed him on the bottom
August 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My favorite part of Fantastic Four was when, after giving Reed a good stretch, Galactus leaned over and kissed him on the bottom
Now that it's back it's important for a new generation to understand The King Of The Hill is like Neon Genesis Evangelion
You do NOT skip the intro
You do NOT skip the intro
August 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Now that it's back it's important for a new generation to understand The King Of The Hill is like Neon Genesis Evangelion
You do NOT skip the intro
You do NOT skip the intro
People say it's hard to make friends as a man, but I contend that with my personality I'd find it just as hard to make friends as a woman
August 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
People say it's hard to make friends as a man, but I contend that with my personality I'd find it just as hard to make friends as a woman
There are more photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are trans athletes
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There are more photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are trans athletes
Quite frankly, this is not Mike Trapp's best work
“The only good thing about this fascist moment we’re in is that you guys are so open about it.”
July 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Quite frankly, this is not Mike Trapp's best work
Pete Alonso really went from looking like the broiest of bros to the math teacheriest of math teachers in a record amount of time
July 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Pete Alonso really went from looking like the broiest of bros to the math teacheriest of math teachers in a record amount of time
"Hangman" Adam Page is the main character of professional wrestling
July 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
"Hangman" Adam Page is the main character of professional wrestling
Apparently you don't have to take your shoes off at the airport anymore, apparently the technology isn't used to this so if you take your shoes off it says you have metal in your crotch.
So pick your poison: Take your shoes off or get a sleep away camp handy from a very lethargic middle aged man
So pick your poison: Take your shoes off or get a sleep away camp handy from a very lethargic middle aged man
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Apparently you don't have to take your shoes off at the airport anymore, apparently the technology isn't used to this so if you take your shoes off it says you have metal in your crotch.
So pick your poison: Take your shoes off or get a sleep away camp handy from a very lethargic middle aged man
So pick your poison: Take your shoes off or get a sleep away camp handy from a very lethargic middle aged man