Scrumpet
@scrumpet.bsky.social
Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
Routed my record player through my pc into an osceliacope emulator and into a crt tv.
Extra? Maybe. Cool? Hell yeah.
Extra? Maybe. Cool? Hell yeah.
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Routed my record player through my pc into an osceliacope emulator and into a crt tv.
Extra? Maybe. Cool? Hell yeah.
Extra? Maybe. Cool? Hell yeah.
When you only have 30 dollars but need to start your seeds for the coming spring
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
When you only have 30 dollars but need to start your seeds for the coming spring
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Snow critters w/ @scrumpet.bsky.social ❄️💚
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Snow critters w/ @scrumpet.bsky.social ❄️💚
Share your @marcimcadam.bsky.social badge! (I had to censor my ex out of it, jerma has treated me better over the years)
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Share your @marcimcadam.bsky.social badge! (I had to censor my ex out of it, jerma has treated me better over the years)
Everyone talking bout they damn Marci badge and mine has my ex in it. >:(
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Everyone talking bout they damn Marci badge and mine has my ex in it. >:(
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January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
One of the best records ever is on sale. I highly recommend this one if you collect vinyl and are into vaporwave, funk, or just really good Indy music.
Skylar Spence - Prom King (10 Year Anniversary) [Deluxe Edition Yellow Vinyl] $21.52 amzn.to/4bSG0e9
#vinyl #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky #nowspinning #vinylcolletors #vinylrecords #vinyljunkie #vinyladdict #vinyloftheday #recordcollector #recordoftheday #vinyllovers #SkylarSpence
#vinyl #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky #nowspinning #vinylcolletors #vinylrecords #vinyljunkie #vinyladdict #vinyloftheday #recordcollector #recordoftheday #vinyllovers #SkylarSpence
Prom King 10 Year Anniversary (DELUXE EDITION, YELLOW VINYL)
When Ryan DeRobertis changed his project name from Saint Pepsi to Skylar Spence, it marked not only a rebrand but also a shift toward faster tempos and cleaner production. While Saint Pepsi was rooted...
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January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
One of the best records ever is on sale. I highly recommend this one if you collect vinyl and are into vaporwave, funk, or just really good Indy music.
My boss: "the warehouse fired 6 more people. We need you to find 6 male carrier driven production workers over 6 feet tall, clean background, willing to do grunt work 6 days a week for 13$/h that can go into an interview then work in the next two hours" (the warehouse will to fire them tomorrow)
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My boss: "the warehouse fired 6 more people. We need you to find 6 male carrier driven production workers over 6 feet tall, clean background, willing to do grunt work 6 days a week for 13$/h that can go into an interview then work in the next two hours" (the warehouse will to fire them tomorrow)
New record pickup! Just got the 2020 release of Saint Pepsi/Skylar Spence's album Winner's Circle. A vaporwave/future funk banger. He made vaporwave very approachable with a more pop/funk based format and sound. This is my 2016 nostalgia album.
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
New record pickup! Just got the 2020 release of Saint Pepsi/Skylar Spence's album Winner's Circle. A vaporwave/future funk banger. He made vaporwave very approachable with a more pop/funk based format and sound. This is my 2016 nostalgia album.
I promised myself I'd stop buying cheap knockoff fragrances but I couldn't pass up on this one JUST FOR THE BOTTLE.
It's got leather rose patchouli and apple. It's the perfect goth boy smell. A dupe of a Xerjoff. If I had 500 bucks I'd buy the og. Smells like a new leather coat from Macy's.
It's got leather rose patchouli and apple. It's the perfect goth boy smell. A dupe of a Xerjoff. If I had 500 bucks I'd buy the og. Smells like a new leather coat from Macy's.
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I promised myself I'd stop buying cheap knockoff fragrances but I couldn't pass up on this one JUST FOR THE BOTTLE.
It's got leather rose patchouli and apple. It's the perfect goth boy smell. A dupe of a Xerjoff. If I had 500 bucks I'd buy the og. Smells like a new leather coat from Macy's.
It's got leather rose patchouli and apple. It's the perfect goth boy smell. A dupe of a Xerjoff. If I had 500 bucks I'd buy the og. Smells like a new leather coat from Macy's.
New album pickup. A very high brow album. "Girls Farting Into Harmonicas" by Sick Animation aka Mark M. (Some of you may know him as the voice of The Boss in smiling friends)
I love that he always draws original art on the packaging.
I love that he always draws original art on the packaging.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
New album pickup. A very high brow album. "Girls Farting Into Harmonicas" by Sick Animation aka Mark M. (Some of you may know him as the voice of The Boss in smiling friends)
I love that he always draws original art on the packaging.
I love that he always draws original art on the packaging.
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
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Your favorite content creator is allowed to publicly engage in and create kink/NSFW content.
Your favorite NSFW kink artist is allowed to pursue sfw endeavors and content creation.
The prospect of a creator having a SFW and NSFW side does not mean the two are correlated. At all.
Your favorite NSFW kink artist is allowed to pursue sfw endeavors and content creation.
The prospect of a creator having a SFW and NSFW side does not mean the two are correlated. At all.
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Your favorite content creator is allowed to publicly engage in and create kink/NSFW content.
Your favorite NSFW kink artist is allowed to pursue sfw endeavors and content creation.
The prospect of a creator having a SFW and NSFW side does not mean the two are correlated. At all.
Your favorite NSFW kink artist is allowed to pursue sfw endeavors and content creation.
The prospect of a creator having a SFW and NSFW side does not mean the two are correlated. At all.
Being a little rat and digging through the bins at Goodwill has finally paid off. I found this little vintage figment crossbody purse.
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Being a little rat and digging through the bins at Goodwill has finally paid off. I found this little vintage figment crossbody purse.
It took my work 3 days to go from
"You're overworked. Make sure you're taking two 15 minute breaks a day"
To
"You're going to need to work through your breaks, sorry."
"You're overworked. Make sure you're taking two 15 minute breaks a day"
To
"You're going to need to work through your breaks, sorry."
a man wearing suspenders and glasses is sitting at a desk .
ALT: a man wearing suspenders and glasses is sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
It took my work 3 days to go from
"You're overworked. Make sure you're taking two 15 minute breaks a day"
To
"You're going to need to work through your breaks, sorry."
"You're overworked. Make sure you're taking two 15 minute breaks a day"
To
"You're going to need to work through your breaks, sorry."
Cero by Agar olfactory on first spray smells like a freshly xeroxed piece of paper. Or a freshly open pack of pokémon cards.
Like the residue left on your hand after touching the dusty green innards of an old computer. The dusty hot air after booting windows xp.
a photo realistic fragrance
Like the residue left on your hand after touching the dusty green innards of an old computer. The dusty hot air after booting windows xp.
a photo realistic fragrance
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Cero by Agar olfactory on first spray smells like a freshly xeroxed piece of paper. Or a freshly open pack of pokémon cards.
Like the residue left on your hand after touching the dusty green innards of an old computer. The dusty hot air after booting windows xp.
a photo realistic fragrance
Like the residue left on your hand after touching the dusty green innards of an old computer. The dusty hot air after booting windows xp.
a photo realistic fragrance
@curlworks.net not sure if you know but there's a shop on tiktok stealing your design and pictures
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
@curlworks.net not sure if you know but there's a shop on tiktok stealing your design and pictures
They fired my receptionist so now I'm doing that job, too.
My boss has already told me twice today I'm not working fast enough.
My boss has already told me twice today I'm not working fast enough.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bench holding a briefcase and looking up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bench holding a briefcase and looking up .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
They fired my receptionist so now I'm doing that job, too.
My boss has already told me twice today I'm not working fast enough.
My boss has already told me twice today I'm not working fast enough.
My boss is now hounding me cause I can't get anyone to interview for a job paying 11$/h.
"I need you to work harder to schedule interviews"
This is not my fault. Nobody wants to do backbreaking, specialized labor for 70 dollars a day.
"I need you to work harder to schedule interviews"
This is not my fault. Nobody wants to do backbreaking, specialized labor for 70 dollars a day.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My boss is now hounding me cause I can't get anyone to interview for a job paying 11$/h.
"I need you to work harder to schedule interviews"
This is not my fault. Nobody wants to do backbreaking, specialized labor for 70 dollars a day.
"I need you to work harder to schedule interviews"
This is not my fault. Nobody wants to do backbreaking, specialized labor for 70 dollars a day.
Boss: we see you're overworked and struggling so we're going to start letting you have 15 minute brakes
*I sit outside while taking an approved 15 minute break*
Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU INPUT YOUR DATA I NEED SUBMISSIONS FOR THAT 11$/HOUR JOB NOBODY WILL TAKE
*I sit outside while taking an approved 15 minute break*
Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU INPUT YOUR DATA I NEED SUBMISSIONS FOR THAT 11$/HOUR JOB NOBODY WILL TAKE
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Boss: we see you're overworked and struggling so we're going to start letting you have 15 minute brakes
*I sit outside while taking an approved 15 minute break*
Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU INPUT YOUR DATA I NEED SUBMISSIONS FOR THAT 11$/HOUR JOB NOBODY WILL TAKE
*I sit outside while taking an approved 15 minute break*
Boss: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HAVE YOU INPUT YOUR DATA I NEED SUBMISSIONS FOR THAT 11$/HOUR JOB NOBODY WILL TAKE
Boss: you need to get your call numbers up!
Also Boss: WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR CALLS THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR INTERVIEWS
Also also Boss: YOU NEED TO KEEP INTERVIEWS BRIEF SO YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE PHONES GET THOSE CALL NUMBERS UP
Also Boss: WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR CALLS THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR INTERVIEWS
Also also Boss: YOU NEED TO KEEP INTERVIEWS BRIEF SO YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE PHONES GET THOSE CALL NUMBERS UP
a bald man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a computer screen .
ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a computer screen .
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January 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Boss: you need to get your call numbers up!
Also Boss: WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR CALLS THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR INTERVIEWS
Also also Boss: YOU NEED TO KEEP INTERVIEWS BRIEF SO YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE PHONES GET THOSE CALL NUMBERS UP
Also Boss: WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR CALLS THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR INTERVIEWS
Also also Boss: YOU NEED TO KEEP INTERVIEWS BRIEF SO YOU CAN GET BACK ON THE PHONES GET THOSE CALL NUMBERS UP
Having one of those days where I realize I'm getting paid too little to enjoy what little life I have when I'm not working.
When is all this hard work going to get me above the poverty line?
When is all this hard work going to get me above the poverty line?
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Having one of those days where I realize I'm getting paid too little to enjoy what little life I have when I'm not working.
When is all this hard work going to get me above the poverty line?
When is all this hard work going to get me above the poverty line?
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Got a talking to by my boss about how I'm not being productive enough during the day.
I'm literally taking over 100 calls a day, did 7 interviews, input all their data yesterday. THEN I was called to the ceo's house to help her put Christmas decorations away.
BUT MY CALL NUMBERS WERE LOW.
I'm literally taking over 100 calls a day, did 7 interviews, input all their data yesterday. THEN I was called to the ceo's house to help her put Christmas decorations away.
BUT MY CALL NUMBERS WERE LOW.
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Got a talking to by my boss about how I'm not being productive enough during the day.
I'm literally taking over 100 calls a day, did 7 interviews, input all their data yesterday. THEN I was called to the ceo's house to help her put Christmas decorations away.
BUT MY CALL NUMBERS WERE LOW.
I'm literally taking over 100 calls a day, did 7 interviews, input all their data yesterday. THEN I was called to the ceo's house to help her put Christmas decorations away.
BUT MY CALL NUMBERS WERE LOW.
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