Scott V
@scotttherobot.bsky.social
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold. Software development. Ham radio. Airplanes. 🏳️🌈 I know every phone number.
As the saying goes: Vodka before wine, you’re in for a good time; wine before vodka, you’re having wine and then vodka.
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
As the saying goes: Vodka before wine, you’re in for a good time; wine before vodka, you’re having wine and then vodka.
Last week one of the cats got sprayed by a skunk. Tonight the dog got sprayed by presumably the same skunk. Hopefully the other 12 animals take heed because this is so stinky.
January 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Last week one of the cats got sprayed by a skunk. Tonight the dog got sprayed by presumably the same skunk. Hopefully the other 12 animals take heed because this is so stinky.
Airheads candy is just plastic that you eat.
September 25, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Airheads candy is just plastic that you eat.
I was in a meeting today, indoors, and the person next to me discreetly took several pulls off of a vapourizer concealed in his hand. Yet when I take a sip from my flask it's suddenly an "HR issue"? OK.
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I was in a meeting today, indoors, and the person next to me discreetly took several pulls off of a vapourizer concealed in his hand. Yet when I take a sip from my flask it's suddenly an "HR issue"? OK.
My drivers license is expiring in 3 weeks and I needed to get a RealID so I went to the DMV in SLO and was in and out of there in 20 minutes.
August 18, 2023 at 10:06 PM
My drivers license is expiring in 3 weeks and I needed to get a RealID so I went to the DMV in SLO and was in and out of there in 20 minutes.
Bluesky just sent me an invite code apparently from the waiting list? Dear reader, I’m already here.
August 4, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Bluesky just sent me an invite code apparently from the waiting list? Dear reader, I’m already here.
I’m thinking about Allison Janney in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Brittany Murphy in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirsten Dunst in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirstie Alley in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Denise Richards in Dro
July 20, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I’m thinking about Allison Janney in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Brittany Murphy in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirsten Dunst in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Kirstie Alley in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which makes me think about Denise Richards in Dro
I know every phone number.
July 18, 2023 at 11:39 PM
I know every phone number.
My shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
July 13, 2023 at 2:49 PM
My shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Chugging iced coffee before I get on my commute bus. This is playing with fire!
July 13, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Chugging iced coffee before I get on my commute bus. This is playing with fire!
Every time I go to the Home Depot website this skellington man welcomes me back and when I tap on him I get an error page.
July 11, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Every time I go to the Home Depot website this skellington man welcomes me back and when I tap on him I get an error page.
my husband and I for the past two days when it's 108°f and we have no AC
July 3, 2023 at 7:13 PM
my husband and I for the past two days when it's 108°f and we have no AC
I got an AirTag collar for my cat and it’s accidentally trans colors. Olive says trans rights!! 🏳️⚧️
June 27, 2023 at 2:21 AM
I got an AirTag collar for my cat and it’s accidentally trans colors. Olive says trans rights!! 🏳️⚧️
I guess trying to find everyone who I followed on Twitter and then re-followed on Mastodon on another bird-adjacent site is just going to become one of those things, you know?
June 23, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I guess trying to find everyone who I followed on Twitter and then re-followed on Mastodon on another bird-adjacent site is just going to become one of those things, you know?