Scott Hajek
scotthajek.bsky.social
Scott Hajek
@scotthajek.bsky.social
Not a part of the kakistocracy.

Tr*mp is a failure.
He’s so nasty, Hell doesn’t want him.
August 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
MAGA be hating the Cracker Barrel logo change since most of them thought it was a photo of Trump since the guy in the original is the same color of orange. They’re sad there’s no more picture of their “leader” at their favorite restaurant.
#InACult
August 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Chronic venous insufficiency?”

Ask Stormy, he’s got chronic penis insufficiency, too.
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Republicans in Congress need to remember they represent millions of constituents and not just one “person.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If Trump doesn’t want crime in DC, then he should get the fuck out.
July 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I want to see a reporter, or anyone, ask Trump, on camera, “Why are you such an asshole?”
July 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
For each time MAGA thought Clinton was in the Epstein files, Trump was actually listed twice. That’s the reason the list was lost.
July 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Unforeseen consequences?
Parents opting out of sanitized textbooks and ones that don’t conform to actual history/science/reality?
June 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
June 2025
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#Pride
#Love
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
President Biden may have cancer, but Donald Trump IS a cancer.
May 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
His son verified this.
May 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I'm not. I'm MANA.

#MakeAmericaNormalAgain
May 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Imma keep on dancing to the…

WOKE MARXIST POPE 🐴
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pope Leo XIV, true to his Chicago roots, declares deep dish pizza to be the holiest of pizza.
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The first one tells such a story, even in just one picture!

Very impressive!!
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy Birthday!
May 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Mike Lawler, NC-17
May 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I see Mike Lawler, NY-17, I read it as NC-17, which I believe is more accurate.
May 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Let’s ‘break it down,’ shall we?! 👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
April 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Karoline Leavitt hates when asked about gender affirming surgeries.

DO NOT RETWEET THIS, The @PressSec is very sensitive about it.
April 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The only scarring I see is covered by orange paint. Nothing on that ear.
April 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Are you certain it didn’t?

Also, I want to import trees to Texas to finish the job.
April 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You haven’t been?
April 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t understand the constant hate for Garland. We do not know what happened behind the scenes. We DO know that the SCOTUS did everything to protect the orange menace. I put 90% of the blame on Roberts!
April 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM