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Scott Guy
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Voted to support a funding bill that fails to address the Republican healthcare crisis. Kaine (D), Rosen (D), Fetterman (D), Shaheen (D), Hassan (D), King (I), Durbin (D), Cortez Masto (D)
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Formerly known as…
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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“I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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AI image depicting a ‘new’ Trump Tower being built next to the White House, replacing the former East Wing.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘L’ in salmon. Nothing matters anymore.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich: Trump (Emporer) with no clothes. Cabinet meeting members: “Behold, my emperor, clothed in the finest silks!” “Your tailor makes a mockery of mine!” “The golden pantaloons shimmer!” “The royal cloak accentuates your physique!”
September 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Donald Trump quoted in People Magazine, 1998: “If I were to run, I’d run as a Republican. They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific.”
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits: Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane Chickenshit - cowards Ratshit - poor quality No shit - Obviously Holy shit - mind blowing/unbelievable Hot shit - very good Dipshit - a total dumbass Tuff shit - Take it or leave it. Jack shit - nothing The shit - perfection
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Picture of a large wedge of (Wisconsin) cheese crushing a Tesla Cybertruck.
April 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The same people who think that English should be the official language of the United States think that an apostrophe is someone who followed Jesus.
March 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Newspaper quote: ‘I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.’
February 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Time zones are weird. In Finland it’s 8pm. In Australia it’s 4am. In USA it’s 1930’s Germany.
February 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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John Oliver quote: “ The founding fathers created a system of checks and balances to limit the power of the president but it only works if someone fucking checks or balances and if you don’t, it’s no longer on Trump, it’s on you. Because when you have presidential equivalent of a five-year-old shitting on the salad bar of a Ruby Tuesday’s, at some point you stop blaming the five-year-old and you start blaming the people who are not stopping him. Stop that boy, that’s what I’m saying. Stop that boy, now.”
February 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Picture of a cookbook: “How to Cook Like the People You Just Deported- Authentic Ethnic Flavors For Bigots Who Don’t Deserve Them”
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Highway sign with the following text: Santa has been reading your posts all year. Most of you are getting history and civics books.
December 24, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM