Scott Andrews
@scottfutile.bsky.social
Writing stuff. Music stuff. Dog stuff. Sometimes known as that bloke that wrote a book once, the dog nerd or The Polyphonic Troubadour. I prefer Scott.
“What is the secret to your success?” is possibly the most stupid question on Earth. Nobody is going to answer that truthfully. Because it’s a secret.
June 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“What is the secret to your success?” is possibly the most stupid question on Earth. Nobody is going to answer that truthfully. Because it’s a secret.
I have been thinking a lot about conkers. Who was the first person who looked at a chestnut and thought I know, I’m gonna put that on a piece of string and attack people with it. The human mind is a curious beast.
June 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I have been thinking a lot about conkers. Who was the first person who looked at a chestnut and thought I know, I’m gonna put that on a piece of string and attack people with it. The human mind is a curious beast.
Heartbreak still blows my mind. It comes in as many shapes and sizes as people do, yet somehow grief blazes hotter.
May 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Heartbreak still blows my mind. It comes in as many shapes and sizes as people do, yet somehow grief blazes hotter.
She gave her blanket to a young man with a stomach ulcer. Even the worst of times there is an auspicious beauty in some people.
May 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
She gave her blanket to a young man with a stomach ulcer. Even the worst of times there is an auspicious beauty in some people.
Just been chatting to an elderly lady who has been left sitting in a corridor for 18 hours. No family. Nobody to fight for her. #MidAntrimHospital at its finest.
May 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just been chatting to an elderly lady who has been left sitting in a corridor for 18 hours. No family. Nobody to fight for her. #MidAntrimHospital at its finest.
Hour Nine in #MidAntrim Hospital. Sent to one department that sent us to another department who sent us back to the original department. Sent to X-Rays who couldn’t help and then sent to A&E who have a separate x-Ray department.
May 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hour Nine in #MidAntrim Hospital. Sent to one department that sent us to another department who sent us back to the original department. Sent to X-Rays who couldn’t help and then sent to A&E who have a separate x-Ray department.
That moment you see a dominatrix gyrating on a flying microphone. That’s #Eurovision #Finland
May 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
That moment you see a dominatrix gyrating on a flying microphone. That’s #Eurovision #Finland
The other thing I want to raise about #Eurovision is its blatant discrimination. As an epileptic I feel like they are on a mission to kill us all.
May 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The other thing I want to raise about #Eurovision is its blatant discrimination. As an epileptic I feel like they are on a mission to kill us all.
It seems #Eurovision is more boobs than bonkers this year. Which is a shame.
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It seems #Eurovision is more boobs than bonkers this year. Which is a shame.
The UK #Eurovision song is terrible. Such a waste of their voices.
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The UK #Eurovision song is terrible. Such a waste of their voices.
I think #Slovenia were very hard done by. A lovely song with an incredible story behind it #eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I think #Slovenia were very hard done by. A lovely song with an incredible story behind it #eurovision
Eurovision sweet Eurovision. That time every year where visitors to our continent wonder if we are all on crack #eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Eurovision sweet Eurovision. That time every year where visitors to our continent wonder if we are all on crack #eurovision
Come on #Wimbledon. Games are much harder to watch when you are a shareholder.
May 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Come on #Wimbledon. Games are much harder to watch when you are a shareholder.
Some days you just need a song about how enjoyable the #zombie #apocalypse would be youtu.be/KzRAHOnOEV4?... #thepolyphonictroubadour #thegreatestday
The Greatest Day
YouTube video by The Polyphonic Troubadour - Topic
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May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some days you just need a song about how enjoyable the #zombie #apocalypse would be youtu.be/KzRAHOnOEV4?... #thepolyphonictroubadour #thegreatestday
I often wish I had a pointy beard, that way I'd know what direction I was walking in.
April 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I often wish I had a pointy beard, that way I'd know what direction I was walking in.
Go see this show in #edinburgh #fringe It’s so funny you’ll piss yourself twice.
April 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Go see this show in #edinburgh #fringe It’s so funny you’ll piss yourself twice.
Glad to see President Trump putting America first. The first country to vote to become North Korea.
March 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Glad to see President Trump putting America first. The first country to vote to become North Korea.
Reposted by Scott Andrews
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When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.
Reposted by Scott Andrews
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
I occasionally dabble in music. Here’s a bubblegum pop song I wrote about a young girl enjoying the zombie apocalypse #thepolyphonictroubadour #newmusic #zombies
The Greatest Day
YouTube video by The Polyphonic Troubadour - Topic
youtu.be
February 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I occasionally dabble in music. Here’s a bubblegum pop song I wrote about a young girl enjoying the zombie apocalypse #thepolyphonictroubadour #newmusic #zombies