sleve mcdykeal
scorpuloid.bsky.social
sleve mcdykeal
@scorpuloid.bsky.social
from the river to the sea
any/all
cat or binturong
aggressive transgender butch
buglover
im bisexual now
Pinned
i am not an entomologist btw, nor do i have any qualified education on any of these subjects. i just like bugs. i try to be as correct as i possibly can but dont quote me on shit.
seeing this for the first time made me tear up
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
im five boobs in a trench coat
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
trans women can get men pregnant
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
i want a big scary lady to follow me across state lines to try and kill me
i want the lesbian version of the snail hypothetical
January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
im only two pounds
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
>guy patents new way of making appliance
>ask if appliance is efficient engineering or peltier element
>guy doesnt understand
>pull out diagram explaining the difference between efficient engineering and peltier element
>he laughs and says "its a good appliance sir"
>look inside
>peltier element
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
my three favorite arts: dead baby, furry dressed as the skin demon, little wizard man
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
i like having a plethora of knowledge that goes down with me. i want people to know that i could bring beauty into the world and i just dont
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
i could write five essays about weird kinks i found on the internet. im not gonna , but i could
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i only got about 4 ounces of blood and 30 dollars to my name. please give me some joy
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
i want less appendages i wish i was closer to my ancestral worm self
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
yall ever get just like a shooting pain that runs up your spine and then you black out for like 5 minutes? thats like a normal thing right?
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
when i die stuff my body in the closet so i can just sort of fall out and be discovered in a horrifying manner
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
id love to come over your house and loom outside your window for a few hours if you want
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
im short but also really tall
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
dry sucked a baby boba at the bottom of the cup only for it to rocket right to the back of my throat in a vain attempt to suffocate me
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
god i want youtube to get rid of ai
like you could argue ai is useful kind of in some situations
this is less than useful. it's just annoying. i hate it
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
half life two is a fun romp through the woods and then the sun goes down and then you trip and brake your ankle and then you suddenly black out
half life one feels like delving into an ant colony that's being invaded by a bunch of army ants and it's all getting slowly microwaved
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 AM
half life one feels like delving into an ant colony that's being invaded by a bunch of army ants and it's all getting slowly microwaved
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
having extremely normal feelings about this
wallace & gromit in: top dog
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
estrogen is cool but whenever i think about terrible shit i just cry instead of punching the terrible shit in the face
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
if you think anything im saying on here is good you're stupid
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 AM
curvy isabelle isnt leftist discourse wtf are you even talking about. shut up oh my god.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
nobody ever depicted a dog before they made snoopy
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
kinda wanna be a jeweler not because id like working with jewelry but bc id get to collect a bunch of trinkets and gadgets that look nice for my job
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM