Ethan-ol [C₂H₅OH]
@scienergetic.bsky.social
Design specialist & content creator in tech and science. ChemSTEM™ CEO. Double masters (statistics, and STEM ed leadership). Science + math + data + music (KGLW 🦎, Babe Rainbow, Meg 🐴) + learning & cognition. 🚴🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
I say things & I like it. Mostly human. 🤪
I say things & I like it. Mostly human. 🤪
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The “Game Night” / DMV episode of Abbott Elementary is sooo funny my sides actually hurt 🤣😂🤣
Definitely Top 5 for me lmao
Definitely Top 5 for me lmao
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The “Game Night” / DMV episode of Abbott Elementary is sooo funny my sides actually hurt 🤣😂🤣
Definitely Top 5 for me lmao
Definitely Top 5 for me lmao
Sure, I had a can of unsalted green beans and 100 grams of chicken for dinner
but body’s gonna be tea come May 😮💨
but body’s gonna be tea come May 😮💨
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sure, I had a can of unsalted green beans and 100 grams of chicken for dinner
but body’s gonna be tea come May 😮💨
but body’s gonna be tea come May 😮💨
We shouldn’t be living in a “great country” where people can’t afford food anyway, so there’s that
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We shouldn’t be living in a “great country” where people can’t afford food anyway, so there’s that
It takes a special kind of talent to piss off both the left and the right.
But Target has that talent. 😂
But Target has that talent. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It takes a special kind of talent to piss off both the left and the right.
But Target has that talent. 😂
But Target has that talent. 😂
I’m a very normal person… who gets goosebumps singing along to Schoolhouse Rock songs
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m a very normal person… who gets goosebumps singing along to Schoolhouse Rock songs
“You heard of Destiny’s Child? Djo was kind of like the Beyoncé of Post Animal” I said respectfully
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
“You heard of Destiny’s Child? Djo was kind of like the Beyoncé of Post Animal” I said respectfully
UPDATE: I also listened to Taylor Swift's album and don't completely hate it, either. In fact, the Life of a Showgirl track is... good?
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
UPDATE: I also listened to Taylor Swift's album and don't completely hate it, either. In fact, the Life of a Showgirl track is... good?
Gen V and The Boys are AMAZING. That's like the only reason I have Amazon Prime
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gen V and The Boys are AMAZING. That's like the only reason I have Amazon Prime
Dr. Wendy and her husband have like 27 degrees between the two of them, they did not need to do insurance fraud smh
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dr. Wendy and her husband have like 27 degrees between the two of them, they did not need to do insurance fraud smh
The sloth scene in Zootopia is so funny 😂
October 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The sloth scene in Zootopia is so funny 😂
I got invited to a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, and I went.
Didn’t die.
Will go again.
Didn’t die.
Will go again.
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I got invited to a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, and I went.
Didn’t die.
Will go again.
Didn’t die.
Will go again.
The first 10 minutes of driving a rental car can be so stressful because
how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂
how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The first 10 minutes of driving a rental car can be so stressful because
how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂
how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂
Dang, another rapture? Ain’t nobody told me NUTHIN
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dang, another rapture? Ain’t nobody told me NUTHIN
In a moment of reflectin, I removed all the snacks from my shopping cart before checkout. And now I regret it.
What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM?
I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.
What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM?
I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In a moment of reflectin, I removed all the snacks from my shopping cart before checkout. And now I regret it.
What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM?
I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.
What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM?
I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.
WOW. I literally just found out. He was supposed to come our local university.
In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street.
By the way, wow.
In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street.
By the way, wow.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
WOW. I literally just found out. He was supposed to come our local university.
In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street.
By the way, wow.
In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street.
By the way, wow.
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The best way to avoid "speaking ill of the dead" is a life where you don't spread illness.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The best way to avoid "speaking ill of the dead" is a life where you don't spread illness.
What can I do with my master's degree in statistics that makes me 200k a year? QUICKLY
September 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What can I do with my master's degree in statistics that makes me 200k a year? QUICKLY
This is profound I love this 😂
The Desperate Housewives subreddit is a really weird place because the general opinion is that Tom and Susan suck and it's like.
They all suck? That's the entire point of the show??
I'm not sitting down to watch "Happy Satisfied Housewives" be for real.
They all suck? That's the entire point of the show??
I'm not sitting down to watch "Happy Satisfied Housewives" be for real.
September 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This is profound I love this 😂
I just started watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia🔆 and it’s legit one of THEE funniest shows 😂😂😂
I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late
I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just started watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia🔆 and it’s legit one of THEE funniest shows 😂😂😂
I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late
I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late
“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.
August 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.
That’s So Raven is one of the best shows ever, not just one of the best children shows from the 2000s.
It’s just objectively funny and balanced.
Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky
It’s just objectively funny and balanced.
Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky
August 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That’s So Raven is one of the best shows ever, not just one of the best children shows from the 2000s.
It’s just objectively funny and balanced.
Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky
It’s just objectively funny and balanced.
Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky
Once you start going to the gym and seeing actual progress, (much faster than you expected, too) you literally cannot imagine stopping.
Completely impossible.
Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡
Completely impossible.
Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡
August 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Once you start going to the gym and seeing actual progress, (much faster than you expected, too) you literally cannot imagine stopping.
Completely impossible.
Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡
Completely impossible.
Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡