The ʃwə-o-matic 5000
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/ɲʌɹuːʎ/: to dance fabulously.
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
/ɲʌɹuːʎ/: to dance fabulously.
/ɧoɴɯʔ/: to cause dogs to become kiki.
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
/ɧoɴɯʔ/: to cause dogs to become kiki.
Happy purple grammarians shitpost furiously.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Happy purple grammarians shitpost furiously.
There is a spower. Now there are two of them. There are two...
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
There is a spower. Now there are two of them. There are two...
/ə/ is by far the worst vowel.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
/ə/ is by far the worst vowel.
/ɧ/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
/ɧ/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
/ɐ/ is by far the most overrated vowel.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
/ɐ/ is by far the most overrated vowel.
Newly-discovered Cantonese-Chilean Spanish pidgin leaves facts befuddled!
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Newly-discovered Cantonese-Chilean Spanish pidgin leaves facts befuddled!
/x/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/x/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
/ɤ/ is by far the most underrated vowel.
October 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ɤ/ is by far the most underrated vowel.
/xæbɤb/: to shitpost furiously.
October 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/xæbɤb/: to shitpost furiously.
Ingenious green facts study fabulously.
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ingenious green facts study fabulously.
/b/ is by far the worst consonant.
September 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/b/ is by far the worst consonant.
/ɴiːɴuːɲ/: to breathe methodically.
September 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ɴiːɴuːɲ/: to breathe methodically.
/ʄ/ is by far the best consonant.
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ʄ/ is by far the best consonant.
There is a blicket. Now there are two of them. There are two...
September 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There is a blicket. Now there are two of them. There are two...
/ʔoːɧob/: to cause grammarians to become kiki.
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ʔoːɧob/: to cause grammarians to become kiki.
/ŋʏɲæːθ/: to breathe intriguingly.
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ŋʏɲæːθ/: to breathe intriguingly.
/ə/ is by far the best vowel.
August 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ə/ is by far the best vowel.
/ɴɯʔɯɹ/: to cause computers to become boring.
August 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ɴɯʔɯɹ/: to cause computers to become boring.
/ɧ/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
July 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/ɧ/ is by far the prettiest consonant.
There is a coodle. Now there are two of them. There are two...
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There is a coodle. Now there are two of them. There are two...
/məːmɐɹ/: to cause ideas to become boring.
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/məːmɐɹ/: to cause ideas to become boring.
/mɯbʉɧ/: to study intriguingly.
July 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
/mɯbʉɧ/: to study intriguingly.
There is a wug. Now there are two of them. There are two...
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There is a wug. Now there are two of them. There are two...