Schwarzebar
schwarzebar.bsky.social
Schwarzebar
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago.
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻

🏳️‍🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
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This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo.
Because of this surgery boot, I’ve not been a lil’ rascal deviant, so it’s been an unintentional no nut November.

I woke up this morning feeling myself and walking around a bit and my goodness there is so much nut.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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g’night say it back 😴
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Hobblin’ but still holding it down
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Almond Boy

-or-

Twi(n)x
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Shittles
or maybe
3 Musketeens
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milky War
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all
time
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This warms my gay nerd heart. #edino #hegale #coochieOut
Not finished but cookin
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
…am I the only gay without a pair of Osiris hi tops? 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Couldn’t sleep.
October 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What song is coming out of these?

Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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We are just 16 days away from The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social
Here are some FAQ’s
Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I just had the worst massage from a man who 100% knew what he was doing…but would. not. shut. up. Yes, I know Chicago is crazy right now. Yes I know the government sucks. Yes I know they’re doing horrible things to people of color. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM HERE.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s time to restore my gay powers through the time honored tradition of brunch.

So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m way overdue for a Sunday Bunday. We’re hitting up Cellblock this weekend
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Dinner Date to celebrate the new job (oh yeah I got a new job but also still running my business so boy is tired)
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Remember when I was partially featured on a "Stoner bate muscle bro gooning" video on Twitter........when I wasn't asked to be.

That was my first brush of "Hmmm, do I want to be this open with myself on social media?"

The answer is yes, I do, but dont steal others' videos/pics to be in your shit.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m working on my sewing skills to achieve my BHAG* of being a pro cosplayer. Project 1 was cropping this Woods Campground good but replacing the elastic hem. We’re getting there!

*Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Keep your head on a swivel, be safe, and guard your fellows. ❤️✊🏾
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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AWARE CHICAGO:
September 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Get ready to Jock around the clock!
September 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Maine, you are doing FAR TOO MUCH.
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Screaming in this airport.
(Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight)

www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...
August 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m not a writer so I wanna give props to @missladysalad.bsky.social to gathering this together perfectly.
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me + 5 Games (also if you’re in Chicago and wanna play co-op Streets of Rage let’s goooooo 🥊 🔥)
August 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM