Schwarzebar
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago.
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
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12/12: Put on the Red Light.
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
12/12: Put on the Red Light.
11/11:
So the whole point of this was daily accountability with gym and mild thirst trapping, but I’m realizing
I’m doing this over vacation where I’m not doing my gym routine so…
Ok we’re building a habit. There’s it is. Found the positive spin.
So the whole point of this was daily accountability with gym and mild thirst trapping, but I’m realizing
I’m doing this over vacation where I’m not doing my gym routine so…
Ok we’re building a habit. There’s it is. Found the positive spin.
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
11/11:
So the whole point of this was daily accountability with gym and mild thirst trapping, but I’m realizing
I’m doing this over vacation where I’m not doing my gym routine so…
Ok we’re building a habit. There’s it is. Found the positive spin.
So the whole point of this was daily accountability with gym and mild thirst trapping, but I’m realizing
I’m doing this over vacation where I’m not doing my gym routine so…
Ok we’re building a habit. There’s it is. Found the positive spin.
10/10: Slutty speedo action
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
10/10: Slutty speedo action
I must say, coming to PV on a non theme week might have been one of the best decisions ever. Still good gay energy but no insane lines, no overcrowded bars, and a sniffies map full of people you don’t already know from back home
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I must say, coming to PV on a non theme week might have been one of the best decisions ever. Still good gay energy but no insane lines, no overcrowded bars, and a sniffies map full of people you don’t already know from back home
9/9: Time for the beach.
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
9/9: Time for the beach.
8/8: didn’t lift today because i stayed up writing cover letters and slept poorly but had an amazing 10am taco tour which lasted almost 5 hours so yeah life is about balance. And chorizo.
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
8/8: didn’t lift today because i stayed up writing cover letters and slept poorly but had an amazing 10am taco tour which lasted almost 5 hours so yeah life is about balance. And chorizo.
7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.
6/6: Puerto Vallarta edition.
This is right after check in and right before I ate FULL PLATE O BEEF at Panchos Takos.
This is right after check in and right before I ate FULL PLATE O BEEF at Panchos Takos.
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
6/6: Puerto Vallarta edition.
This is right after check in and right before I ate FULL PLATE O BEEF at Panchos Takos.
This is right after check in and right before I ate FULL PLATE O BEEF at Panchos Takos.
5/5. This was post gym, pre plantain burrito 🌯
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
5/5. This was post gym, pre plantain burrito 🌯
I still don’t understand why this sentient screaming mayonnaise sandwich was ever cast in the first place. There’s a difference between TV villains and to-the-core rotten people.
#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
There's putting your foot in your mouth. Then there's putting it so far through your digestive system that it comes out your ass and becomes a foot again 😶
(Also Rob stopping things to correct the use of "comisserate" is fantastic)
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I still don’t understand why this sentient screaming mayonnaise sandwich was ever cast in the first place. There’s a difference between TV villains and to-the-core rotten people.
I just think he’s neat 🥰 #baldursgate3
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I just think he’s neat 🥰 #baldursgate3
So basically I’m an always nude beefy short king and my patron is Raja Gemini 😆
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
So basically I’m an always nude beefy short king and my patron is Raja Gemini 😆
3/3 - rest day.
Praying im cleared to get back in sneakers on Friday before leaving for PV.
Praying im cleared to get back in sneakers on Friday before leaving for PV.
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
3/3 - rest day.
Praying im cleared to get back in sneakers on Friday before leaving for PV.
Praying im cleared to get back in sneakers on Friday before leaving for PV.
2/2, mid Pull day.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
2/2, mid Pull day.
Keeping myself accountable with a daily progress pic.
1/1
1/1
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Keeping myself accountable with a daily progress pic.
1/1
1/1
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If you see this, post an archer.
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
If you see this, post an archer.
My horniness and drive to go to Jackhammer is fighting with my couch and my couch is winning haaard.
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
My horniness and drive to go to Jackhammer is fighting with my couch and my couch is winning haaard.
I made all these plans to be a HO today, but between ATS, ICE, IRS, and the FBI (oh yeah…just found out some family got caught in some very bad shit) i have no MC^2 to make E, so I’m going to ZZZ.
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I made all these plans to be a HO today, but between ATS, ICE, IRS, and the FBI (oh yeah…just found out some family got caught in some very bad shit) i have no MC^2 to make E, so I’m going to ZZZ.
Few things are making me tee hee hee quite like butthole pics taken in the Quads posing room. That gym is an endless treasure trove of delights.
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Few things are making me tee hee hee quite like butthole pics taken in the Quads posing room. That gym is an endless treasure trove of delights.
Having a feral day so hoping to gym it out of my system. If that doesn’t work I’ll cellblock it out of my system.
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Having a feral day so hoping to gym it out of my system. If that doesn’t work I’ll cellblock it out of my system.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Designed to celebrate you. Explore the FULL 15 NEW Micro Mesh Styles at CarterWear.com ✨
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What is my new years resolution?
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What is my new years resolution?
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
Oh, well, my new years resolution would be...
To be Happy
AH HUH HUH
AI rant.
A good friend hopped on that GenAI “do me, but with perfect body” trend and then posted both pics, but captioned it with “goals”.
Now, this friend is HOT. Gogo boy hot. I responded with “don’t be doing this to your fine self” and they responded “I didn’t do it, ChatGPT did”
pause.
A good friend hopped on that GenAI “do me, but with perfect body” trend and then posted both pics, but captioned it with “goals”.
Now, this friend is HOT. Gogo boy hot. I responded with “don’t be doing this to your fine self” and they responded “I didn’t do it, ChatGPT did”
pause.
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
AI rant.
A good friend hopped on that GenAI “do me, but with perfect body” trend and then posted both pics, but captioned it with “goals”.
Now, this friend is HOT. Gogo boy hot. I responded with “don’t be doing this to your fine self” and they responded “I didn’t do it, ChatGPT did”
pause.
A good friend hopped on that GenAI “do me, but with perfect body” trend and then posted both pics, but captioned it with “goals”.
Now, this friend is HOT. Gogo boy hot. I responded with “don’t be doing this to your fine self” and they responded “I didn’t do it, ChatGPT did”
pause.