Schraver
@schraver.bsky.social
Gamer, Audiophile, Chocolate Bear, and an all around chill hang.
Time for my yearly pun:
Seasonal Depression?
You mean Fall Damage…
Seasonal Depression?
You mean Fall Damage…
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Time for my yearly pun:
Seasonal Depression?
You mean Fall Damage…
Seasonal Depression?
You mean Fall Damage…
Ovi the GOAT (in goal count)
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ovi the GOAT (in goal count)
I think there are so many more bands that are either uncredited or uncompiled today who draw their influence from Saosin than people will ever know…
And to this day and forever I know that Saosin will never get the credit or recognition they deserve.
And to this day and forever I know that Saosin will never get the credit or recognition they deserve.
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I think there are so many more bands that are either uncredited or uncompiled today who draw their influence from Saosin than people will ever know…
And to this day and forever I know that Saosin will never get the credit or recognition they deserve.
And to this day and forever I know that Saosin will never get the credit or recognition they deserve.
You’re telling me honey did WHAT in my cheerios?!
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You’re telling me honey did WHAT in my cheerios?!
Summary of the last week of my life in two words:
SO DUMB!
SO DUMB!
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Summary of the last week of my life in two words:
SO DUMB!
SO DUMB!
The fact that in 15 minutes John Wick could make me justify 4 movies via a single puppy needs to be studied.
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The fact that in 15 minutes John Wick could make me justify 4 movies via a single puppy needs to be studied.
It’s freaking wild that the very first person we as the audience seek John Wick kill is literally his own wife…
Talk about emotional investment.
Talk about emotional investment.
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s freaking wild that the very first person we as the audience seek John Wick kill is literally his own wife…
Talk about emotional investment.
Talk about emotional investment.
The hell even is a dragula…
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The hell even is a dragula…
This new album seems to have a lot of Taylor hate going around the last couple days. But honestly there could be more, we really need to step up our game here people. These are rookie numbers in this racket.
October 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This new album seems to have a lot of Taylor hate going around the last couple days. But honestly there could be more, we really need to step up our game here people. These are rookie numbers in this racket.
Mods, unscramble that man’s eggs.
October 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mods, unscramble that man’s eggs.
Gvmt does their job and doesn’t shut down any% challenge mode impossible.
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Gvmt does their job and doesn’t shut down any% challenge mode impossible.
Man… remember hoverboards?
I always fucking HATED them because they did neither of the things they were named after. Didn’t hover. And think of every “-board” you know: skateboard, snowboard, surfboard, skimboard… they all have a lead foot stance. 2010’s cancer along with the millennial stomp/clap.
I always fucking HATED them because they did neither of the things they were named after. Didn’t hover. And think of every “-board” you know: skateboard, snowboard, surfboard, skimboard… they all have a lead foot stance. 2010’s cancer along with the millennial stomp/clap.
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Man… remember hoverboards?
I always fucking HATED them because they did neither of the things they were named after. Didn’t hover. And think of every “-board” you know: skateboard, snowboard, surfboard, skimboard… they all have a lead foot stance. 2010’s cancer along with the millennial stomp/clap.
I always fucking HATED them because they did neither of the things they were named after. Didn’t hover. And think of every “-board” you know: skateboard, snowboard, surfboard, skimboard… they all have a lead foot stance. 2010’s cancer along with the millennial stomp/clap.
Idiots returning to work tomorrow after not getting the “Heavenly Uppies” they were promised for the 16th time in the last 40 years:
a little girl is laying on the ground covered in leaves with the words nooooo on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the ground covered in leaves with the words nooooo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Idiots returning to work tomorrow after not getting the “Heavenly Uppies” they were promised for the 16th time in the last 40 years:
I can’t believe I’m sick on EWF day.
This feels illegal. 🤒
This feels illegal. 🤒
a man singing into a microphone with the words " do you remember the 21st night of september " below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " do you remember the 21st night of september " below him
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I can’t believe I’m sick on EWF day.
This feels illegal. 🤒
This feels illegal. 🤒
I just walked into a Zumiez wearing a polo shirt, shorts, running shoes, and neck pain after shopping consultants for a bathroom remodel…
I have never felt so fucking ANCIENT in my entire GD life.
I have never felt so fucking ANCIENT in my entire GD life.
September 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just walked into a Zumiez wearing a polo shirt, shorts, running shoes, and neck pain after shopping consultants for a bathroom remodel…
I have never felt so fucking ANCIENT in my entire GD life.
I have never felt so fucking ANCIENT in my entire GD life.
Alright time to ruin something for the general public.
If you search watches, 90% of image results on non-digital watches display the time 10:10 on the face. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.
If you search watches, 90% of image results on non-digital watches display the time 10:10 on the face. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.
September 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Alright time to ruin something for the general public.
If you search watches, 90% of image results on non-digital watches display the time 10:10 on the face. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.
If you search watches, 90% of image results on non-digital watches display the time 10:10 on the face. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
You’re welcome.
Control: Would you ever eat a wheel of Brie cheese?
Normal person: Oh my god, no.
Control: What if I put it on a slab of wood with various bread, meat, and fruits?
Person: AUGH I MUST CONSUME THE LOT OF IT
Normal person: Oh my god, no.
Control: What if I put it on a slab of wood with various bread, meat, and fruits?
Person: AUGH I MUST CONSUME THE LOT OF IT
a cartoon of patrick star sitting at a table with food
ALT: a cartoon of patrick star sitting at a table with food
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Control: Would you ever eat a wheel of Brie cheese?
Normal person: Oh my god, no.
Control: What if I put it on a slab of wood with various bread, meat, and fruits?
Person: AUGH I MUST CONSUME THE LOT OF IT
Normal person: Oh my god, no.
Control: What if I put it on a slab of wood with various bread, meat, and fruits?
Person: AUGH I MUST CONSUME THE LOT OF IT
Anyone else find it weird that in Whiplash nobody has any other classes than jazz practice? Like literally no assignments, labs, projects, ANYTHING other than 9am and 6pm practice?
No music theory, history, modern music studies or ANYTHING?!
No music theory, history, modern music studies or ANYTHING?!
September 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Anyone else find it weird that in Whiplash nobody has any other classes than jazz practice? Like literally no assignments, labs, projects, ANYTHING other than 9am and 6pm practice?
No music theory, history, modern music studies or ANYTHING?!
No music theory, history, modern music studies or ANYTHING?!
WTF BILL MURRAY WAS IN QUANTUMANIA!?! I freaking saw that shit and I don’t even remember that…
September 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
WTF BILL MURRAY WAS IN QUANTUMANIA!?! I freaking saw that shit and I don’t even remember that…
Pro gamer tip: Don’t get drunk and smash your face into your bass guitar like an idiot.
Possibly related news, I’m very hungover today and have a black eye. 🙃
Possibly related news, I’m very hungover today and have a black eye. 🙃
August 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pro gamer tip: Don’t get drunk and smash your face into your bass guitar like an idiot.
Possibly related news, I’m very hungover today and have a black eye. 🙃
Possibly related news, I’m very hungover today and have a black eye. 🙃
Side note, this was in the bathroom of the restaurant I was in today:
August 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Side note, this was in the bathroom of the restaurant I was in today:
Broke: “biological male/female”.
Woke: “For 25 minutes at a time I silently stare without blinking into the dancing flames of a fire and contemplate existence, myself within it’s chaotic ballet, and the warm embrace of the sudden end. Then when someone ask’s ‘what’s up, dude?’ You say ‘Oh, nothin.’”
Woke: “For 25 minutes at a time I silently stare without blinking into the dancing flames of a fire and contemplate existence, myself within it’s chaotic ballet, and the warm embrace of the sudden end. Then when someone ask’s ‘what’s up, dude?’ You say ‘Oh, nothin.’”
August 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Broke: “biological male/female”.
Woke: “For 25 minutes at a time I silently stare without blinking into the dancing flames of a fire and contemplate existence, myself within it’s chaotic ballet, and the warm embrace of the sudden end. Then when someone ask’s ‘what’s up, dude?’ You say ‘Oh, nothin.’”
Woke: “For 25 minutes at a time I silently stare without blinking into the dancing flames of a fire and contemplate existence, myself within it’s chaotic ballet, and the warm embrace of the sudden end. Then when someone ask’s ‘what’s up, dude?’ You say ‘Oh, nothin.’”