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Schraver
@schraver.bsky.social
Gamer, Audiophile, Chocolate Bear, and an all around chill hang.
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Happy New Years!
Also should mention, I got engaged a little while ago :)
I seriously can’t be the only person who would have ZERO hesitation pulling a no-scope 360 YY ladder stall with an Intervention on baby Hitler. Right?
Like I’d hit the pink mist SO FAST…
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Side post for my fellow Helldivers:
Earlier today I jumped into a D4 for the MO and got a party of high 10’s/low 20’s. At the end of the campaign we were on the destroyer and we spent 10 minutes of them just asking me what Warbonds and weapons to invest into.
My first time being Papa-Diver 😭
February 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Mods, cream that man’s corn…
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Confession: I still don’t know any of the words to Mr Brightside. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I fucking love The Birdcage…
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
That was the weakest cauldron lighting I’ve ever seen…
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Name your favorite comfort movie with no stress via a gif. For me:
a man in a space suit is standing next to a yes sign
ALT: a man in a space suit is standing next to a yes sign
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I know a lot of people are going to have a hard time accepting this, or even hearing these words expressed out loud.
But… Starman by David Bowie is mid even for it’s year at best.
THERE. I SAID IT.
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Mods, fuck his wife and raise his children.
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Mods, unscramble that man’s eggs…
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mods, shiver his timbers…
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I need outside input into what I’m getting into. Is it smut, high fantasy, sci-fi, NSFW, what the hell am I getting myself into.
I am drunk as fuck starting the book Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. And the opening words are “To Aaron, My own Capitan America.”?!
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BOOK IN THIS INSTALLMENT DAWG. WHAT ALLEGIANCE DOSE THIS AUDIENCE OWE TO THIS PERSON?!
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I am drunk as fuck starting the book Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. And the opening words are “To Aaron, My own Capitan America.”?!
THIS IS YOUR FIRST BOOK IN THIS INSTALLMENT DAWG. WHAT ALLEGIANCE DOSE THIS AUDIENCE OWE TO THIS PERSON?!
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Niggas wanna fight me, fight these tears…
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Kristen and I had a “Sassy bitch night” where she gave me a manicure, talked about her work, smashed white wine, and we watched Pirates of the Caribbean together.

1) my nails are SO SMOOTH but feel SO WEIRD WTF
2) guys, masculinity is what you make it. Have fun in life. It’s just fucking paint
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 AM
2026 is my year of “We listen and I judge the hell out of it.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Oldman, and Paul Giamatti might be the three most transformative and widest ranged character actors of all fucking time.
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It’s freaking crazy that I live in a world where I can watch the beginning of Straight Outta Compton where they detain Cube and go “Damn, those cops are being pretty reasonable and disciplined compared to today.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Lies of P.F. Changs
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
2026 is going to be my year of “Do no harm, but take no shit.”
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Some of my 2025 Favorites:

Game:
1) Helldivers 2
2) Split Fiction
3) (Don’t think I played any other 2025 games)

Movies:
1) Minecraft 1000 Player Civilization
2) Kpop Demon Hunters
3) F1

Albums:
1) Monument- Aurorawave
2) Kpop Demon Hunters- “ “
3) Gas Station Elvis- Midnight Revival Band
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Happy New Years!
Also should mention, I got engaged a little while ago :)
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
First time at IKEA.
Thoughts: Very overwhelming.
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Polyphia is your favorite musician’s musician’s musician they wish they always could have been back in the 70’s.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM