Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti
@schnozbott.bsky.social
Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a very well cared for cat.
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
I was thinking about how I'm kinda a pinko commie but my brain heard "pink Okami" so now I can't stop thinking about Amaterasu but pink instead of white
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was thinking about how I'm kinda a pinko commie but my brain heard "pink Okami" so now I can't stop thinking about Amaterasu but pink instead of white
Due to other circumstances impacting production, Monstrosity 3 is now slated for a Summer 2026 release at the earliest. Hoping to get my pace back on track this winter, the cover will get done earlier than usual, hard to say how long editing/beta will take. But the thrilling conclusion is coming...
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Due to other circumstances impacting production, Monstrosity 3 is now slated for a Summer 2026 release at the earliest. Hoping to get my pace back on track this winter, the cover will get done earlier than usual, hard to say how long editing/beta will take. But the thrilling conclusion is coming...
It's funny how in Zone of the Enders 2, you have to slog through the worst level in the game to get to the best level in the game
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It's funny how in Zone of the Enders 2, you have to slog through the worst level in the game to get to the best level in the game
I have been given a lesson in what happens when people don't communicate. It's been a very hard lesson, but perhaps worthwhile. My partner was so right about communication being key. Because horrible stupid things happen when you don't. I will take this lesson to heart and keep it with me forever.
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have been given a lesson in what happens when people don't communicate. It's been a very hard lesson, but perhaps worthwhile. My partner was so right about communication being key. Because horrible stupid things happen when you don't. I will take this lesson to heart and keep it with me forever.
I can manage like half of those things by myself in a good week. As for the alcoholism...well being 3.5 years sober has helped me get to this point.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I can manage like half of those things by myself in a good week. As for the alcoholism...well being 3.5 years sober has helped me get to this point.
*inhales deeply*
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
*inhales deeply*
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
Feel like I'm trapped on the wrong planet again. I don't belong here, or anywhere. Surrounded by creatures that only see me as an "other." Cold hostility everywhere. Running out of places to hide, safety and comfort dwindle. Trust is too precious a commodity to squander. There's no escape.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Feel like I'm trapped on the wrong planet again. I don't belong here, or anywhere. Surrounded by creatures that only see me as an "other." Cold hostility everywhere. Running out of places to hide, safety and comfort dwindle. Trust is too precious a commodity to squander. There's no escape.
I feel called out
October 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I feel called out
New follows? Alloo? Fun fact I write books, my linktree leads to both of them. Monstrosity 3 is in production!
linktr.ee/alienatural
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@alienatural | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New follows? Alloo? Fun fact I write books, my linktree leads to both of them. Monstrosity 3 is in production!
linktr.ee/alienatural
linktr.ee/alienatural
Had a really productive day today. Way things have been going, better celebrate the little things. Gotta remind myself that it's going to be okay
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Had a really productive day today. Way things have been going, better celebrate the little things. Gotta remind myself that it's going to be okay
Getting really, really, really tired of being lied to. The games, the unreliability, the uncertainty, it's tiresome. Why does no one seem to have any follow-through?
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Getting really, really, really tired of being lied to. The games, the unreliability, the uncertainty, it's tiresome. Why does no one seem to have any follow-through?
Sigh...I need better friends. The people I grew up with just aren't getting with the times. They don't share my values and let stupid shit interfere with simple communication. It's exhausting. They're more interested in winning the argument (fallaciously) or looking like the smartest in the room.
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sigh...I need better friends. The people I grew up with just aren't getting with the times. They don't share my values and let stupid shit interfere with simple communication. It's exhausting. They're more interested in winning the argument (fallaciously) or looking like the smartest in the room.
If The Divine David were Gen Z:
"The world is cooked, chat... ... ... ...let's goon!"
"The world is cooked, chat... ... ... ...let's goon!"
August 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If The Divine David were Gen Z:
"The world is cooked, chat... ... ... ...let's goon!"
"The world is cooked, chat... ... ... ...let's goon!"
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My sequel, The Monstrosity Spiral, is available now on Amazon Kindle and Paperback!
To what monstrous depths would you go to reclaim your humanity?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJRH25F3
To what monstrous depths would you go to reclaim your humanity?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJRH25F3
The Monstrosity Spiral
www.amazon.com
July 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My sequel, The Monstrosity Spiral, is available now on Amazon Kindle and Paperback!
To what monstrous depths would you go to reclaim your humanity?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJRH25F3
To what monstrous depths would you go to reclaim your humanity?
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJRH25F3
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For about a minute and a half, everything was alright again. Teh lulz are truly a balm to what afflicts me
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
For about a minute and a half, everything was alright again. Teh lulz are truly a balm to what afflicts me
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"You got to make your own worlds. You got to write yourself in." - Octavia Butler
July 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"You got to make your own worlds. You got to write yourself in." - Octavia Butler
I just flew here from Seattle and boy are my paws tired!
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just flew here from Seattle and boy are my paws tired!
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fuck these fireworks and your bullshit shallow 'patriotism.' we need to fight for a more welcoming country that actually encourages and protects everyone, regardless of race, sex, religion, where they come from, so tomorrow has a land worth living in and protecting as well.
July 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
fuck these fireworks and your bullshit shallow 'patriotism.' we need to fight for a more welcoming country that actually encourages and protects everyone, regardless of race, sex, religion, where they come from, so tomorrow has a land worth living in and protecting as well.
I wish I could meet the writers of Ironheart with the master script in hand, look them dead in the eyes while putting it through a shredder, and saying only two words: "Start over."
It's offensively bad. Bad representation, bad characterization, a weak plot with a bad ending. Worst MCU project yet.
It's offensively bad. Bad representation, bad characterization, a weak plot with a bad ending. Worst MCU project yet.
July 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I wish I could meet the writers of Ironheart with the master script in hand, look them dead in the eyes while putting it through a shredder, and saying only two words: "Start over."
It's offensively bad. Bad representation, bad characterization, a weak plot with a bad ending. Worst MCU project yet.
It's offensively bad. Bad representation, bad characterization, a weak plot with a bad ending. Worst MCU project yet.