Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti
@schnozbott.bsky.social
Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a very well cared for cat.
I picked a good time to rewatch The Good Place apparently, cause it just inspired me past this writing block. What a fucking good show that was.
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I picked a good time to rewatch The Good Place apparently, cause it just inspired me past this writing block. What a fucking good show that was.
Pam Bondi lied under oath.
I just read an entire Politico article about her misconduct while "testifying" at a congressional hearing, and at no point in the text did they cover the perjury.
A failure of the press and the government, omitting this fact and ensuring it carries no consequences.
I just read an entire Politico article about her misconduct while "testifying" at a congressional hearing, and at no point in the text did they cover the perjury.
A failure of the press and the government, omitting this fact and ensuring it carries no consequences.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Pam Bondi lied under oath.
I just read an entire Politico article about her misconduct while "testifying" at a congressional hearing, and at no point in the text did they cover the perjury.
A failure of the press and the government, omitting this fact and ensuring it carries no consequences.
I just read an entire Politico article about her misconduct while "testifying" at a congressional hearing, and at no point in the text did they cover the perjury.
A failure of the press and the government, omitting this fact and ensuring it carries no consequences.
I was today years old when I FINALLY figured out that Dr. Kleiner's pet headcrab in Half-Life 2 was named after actor/inventor Heady Lamarr.
The game is 21 years old.
I die meow
The game is 21 years old.
I die meow
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I was today years old when I FINALLY figured out that Dr. Kleiner's pet headcrab in Half-Life 2 was named after actor/inventor Heady Lamarr.
The game is 21 years old.
I die meow
The game is 21 years old.
I die meow
Wait the fuck up. I enforce a boundary and you lose your fucking shit at me, making me end a friendship, but he says something blatantly racist, and he gets a pass???
Absolutely go fuck yourself. I was so right to get rid of you.
Absolutely go fuck yourself. I was so right to get rid of you.
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Wait the fuck up. I enforce a boundary and you lose your fucking shit at me, making me end a friendship, but he says something blatantly racist, and he gets a pass???
Absolutely go fuck yourself. I was so right to get rid of you.
Absolutely go fuck yourself. I was so right to get rid of you.
WHY CAN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME???
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
WHY CAN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME???
Am I...still an egg? Like I thought I'd hatched into something but like...was there another egg inside that egg? Like a gender dysphoric russian nesting doll? Is it eggs the whole way down?
It's a really bad time to start transitioning though so no rush but damn
It's a really bad time to start transitioning though so no rush but damn
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Am I...still an egg? Like I thought I'd hatched into something but like...was there another egg inside that egg? Like a gender dysphoric russian nesting doll? Is it eggs the whole way down?
It's a really bad time to start transitioning though so no rush but damn
It's a really bad time to start transitioning though so no rush but damn
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm really not. This was always the trajectory we were on, we just had to catch up to the prediction. I hate being right.
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm really not. This was always the trajectory we were on, we just had to catch up to the prediction. I hate being right.
Nothing ever works out. Ever. Anything I want, plan for, care about, it all just turns to ash in my hands. Only my nightmares seem to come true. It's all so pointless I can only laugh emptily at the futility.
I don't know when I arrived in hell, all I know is that I can never leave.
I don't know when I arrived in hell, all I know is that I can never leave.
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Nothing ever works out. Ever. Anything I want, plan for, care about, it all just turns to ash in my hands. Only my nightmares seem to come true. It's all so pointless I can only laugh emptily at the futility.
I don't know when I arrived in hell, all I know is that I can never leave.
I don't know when I arrived in hell, all I know is that I can never leave.
I just saw the dumbest fanfic/headcanon theory about Mass Effect 3 that I've ever heard. And that's taking Indoctrination Theory into account, which is really something.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I just saw the dumbest fanfic/headcanon theory about Mass Effect 3 that I've ever heard. And that's taking Indoctrination Theory into account, which is really something.
They just...don't get it. They never will. There's nothing I can say that would change their minds. Maybe it's age or upbringing or a thousand other things I can't affect, but the how doesn't matter. I'm not sure anyone really changes, maybe some, but I can tell they won't or can't. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
They just...don't get it. They never will. There's nothing I can say that would change their minds. Maybe it's age or upbringing or a thousand other things I can't affect, but the how doesn't matter. I'm not sure anyone really changes, maybe some, but I can tell they won't or can't. 1/
I don't do resolutions, but for like a year I've been letting people treat me badly. That needs to change. I need to better define my boundaries and enforce them, ruthlessly if needed. I deserve more quality in the people I let into my life.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don't do resolutions, but for like a year I've been letting people treat me badly. That needs to change. I need to better define my boundaries and enforce them, ruthlessly if needed. I deserve more quality in the people I let into my life.
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Upon reflection, I've lost more faith in humanity over the last year and change than in every other year of my life combined.
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Upon reflection, I've lost more faith in humanity over the last year and change than in every other year of my life combined.
Y'all know what's really bizarre? I can be lonely and out of social spoons at the same time. As much as it sucks the irony amuses me
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Y'all know what's really bizarre? I can be lonely and out of social spoons at the same time. As much as it sucks the irony amuses me
So I keep getting followers, somehow. As if people expect to make money off me through followbacks or something. Just a heads up, if you expect me to pay for anything, you're barking up the wrong tree. I can barely take care of myself.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
So I keep getting followers, somehow. As if people expect to make money off me through followbacks or something. Just a heads up, if you expect me to pay for anything, you're barking up the wrong tree. I can barely take care of myself.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
This is such an important concept. In my experience, there's no such thing as a relationship without any. The important takeaway is that with trust, respect, and communication, these things can be resolved.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is such an important concept. In my experience, there's no such thing as a relationship without any. The important takeaway is that with trust, respect, and communication, these things can be resolved.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
I'm not sure Coffee Mate has figured out how to make a flavored coffee creamer that doesn't taste like ass. Do they even taste test these things?
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm not sure Coffee Mate has figured out how to make a flavored coffee creamer that doesn't taste like ass. Do they even taste test these things?
So where do I find people that AREN'T all talk?
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So where do I find people that AREN'T all talk?
Would this not be the second time he's threatened the lives of Congress? Is that not enough of a reason to remove him?
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Would this not be the second time he's threatened the lives of Congress? Is that not enough of a reason to remove him?
Yo John Carmack, for all your supposed intellect you couldn't even bring yourself not to misgender and deadname Rebecca Heineman publicly on twitter, AFTER her tragic passing. A moronic and insane disrespect no matter how good your intent. You can't be that disaffected not to know that's not it dawg
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yo John Carmack, for all your supposed intellect you couldn't even bring yourself not to misgender and deadname Rebecca Heineman publicly on twitter, AFTER her tragic passing. A moronic and insane disrespect no matter how good your intent. You can't be that disaffected not to know that's not it dawg
Insulting me to my face right before asking me for an enormous favor is not the way to get what you want.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Insulting me to my face right before asking me for an enormous favor is not the way to get what you want.
I love it when a toxic parent plainly demonstrates exactly why my decision to excise them from my life was a correct choice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love it when a toxic parent plainly demonstrates exactly why my decision to excise them from my life was a correct choice.
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀