Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti
schnozbott.bsky.social
Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti
@schnozbott.bsky.social
Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a very well cared for cat.
I picked a good time to rewatch The Good Place apparently, cause it just inspired me past this writing block. What a fucking good show that was.
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Pam Bondi lied under oath.

I just read an entire Politico article about her misconduct while "testifying" at a congressional hearing, and at no point in the text did they cover the perjury.

A failure of the press and the government, omitting this fact and ensuring it carries no consequences.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I was today years old when I FINALLY figured out that Dr. Kleiner's pet headcrab in Half-Life 2 was named after actor/inventor Heady Lamarr.

The game is 21 years old.

I die meow
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Wait the fuck up. I enforce a boundary and you lose your fucking shit at me, making me end a friendship, but he says something blatantly racist, and he gets a pass???

Absolutely go fuck yourself. I was so right to get rid of you.
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
WHY CAN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME???
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Am I...still an egg? Like I thought I'd hatched into something but like...was there another egg inside that egg? Like a gender dysphoric russian nesting doll? Is it eggs the whole way down?

It's a really bad time to start transitioning though so no rush but damn
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm really not. This was always the trajectory we were on, we just had to catch up to the prediction. I hate being right.
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Nothing ever works out. Ever. Anything I want, plan for, care about, it all just turns to ash in my hands. Only my nightmares seem to come true. It's all so pointless I can only laugh emptily at the futility.

I don't know when I arrived in hell, all I know is that I can never leave.
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I just saw the dumbest fanfic/headcanon theory about Mass Effect 3 that I've ever heard. And that's taking Indoctrination Theory into account, which is really something.
January 30, 2026 at 10:21 AM
They just...don't get it. They never will. There's nothing I can say that would change their minds. Maybe it's age or upbringing or a thousand other things I can't affect, but the how doesn't matter. I'm not sure anyone really changes, maybe some, but I can tell they won't or can't. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I don't do resolutions, but for like a year I've been letting people treat me badly. That needs to change. I need to better define my boundaries and enforce them, ruthlessly if needed. I deserve more quality in the people I let into my life.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Upon reflection, I've lost more faith in humanity over the last year and change than in every other year of my life combined.
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Y'all know what's really bizarre? I can be lonely and out of social spoons at the same time. As much as it sucks the irony amuses me
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
So I keep getting followers, somehow. As if people expect to make money off me through followbacks or something. Just a heads up, if you expect me to pay for anything, you're barking up the wrong tree. I can barely take care of myself.

Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
This is such an important concept. In my experience, there's no such thing as a relationship without any. The important takeaway is that with trust, respect, and communication, these things can be resolved.

The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I'm not sure Coffee Mate has figured out how to make a flavored coffee creamer that doesn't taste like ass. Do they even taste test these things?
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So where do I find people that AREN'T all talk?
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Would this not be the second time he's threatened the lives of Congress? Is that not enough of a reason to remove him?
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yo John Carmack, for all your supposed intellect you couldn't even bring yourself not to misgender and deadname Rebecca Heineman publicly on twitter, AFTER her tragic passing. A moronic and insane disrespect no matter how good your intent. You can't be that disaffected not to know that's not it dawg
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Insulting me to my face right before asking me for an enormous favor is not the way to get what you want.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I love it when a toxic parent plainly demonstrates exactly why my decision to excise them from my life was a correct choice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM