Schmouseline
@schmouseline.bsky.social
Terrible takes on F1, NHL, and life experiences
I am once again questioning why men think they're the superior sex when they can't even wrap their brains around loading dishwashers. U think u can learn diplomatic politics when you can't learn irl tetris. weak
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am once again questioning why men think they're the superior sex when they can't even wrap their brains around loading dishwashers. U think u can learn diplomatic politics when you can't learn irl tetris. weak
I am once again asking everyone to remember that they legally have winter tires on during this slushy snowstorm
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am once again asking everyone to remember that they legally have winter tires on during this slushy snowstorm
"no bad blood between piastri and norris" bruh lmfao
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"no bad blood between piastri and norris" bruh lmfao
Lando Norris, you're the farthest thing from looking like a loser for crying
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Lando Norris, you're the farthest thing from looking like a loser for crying
IN CHARLES LECLERC I BELIEVE
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
IN CHARLES LECLERC I BELIEVE
In redbull's strategist we trust 👩🏽🤞🏻
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In redbull's strategist we trust 👩🏽🤞🏻
Leclerc and Russell, I am begging you
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Leclerc and Russell, I am begging you
I still can't believe that I've been forced to cheer for verstappen
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I still can't believe that I've been forced to cheer for verstappen
I truly have no faith in piastri's radio guy and the mclaren strategist but I do have faith in antonelli to do something unhinged but survive the pr disaster because of his cute little curls
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I truly have no faith in piastri's radio guy and the mclaren strategist but I do have faith in antonelli to do something unhinged but survive the pr disaster because of his cute little curls
"keeping building the gap to leclerc, it gives us, uh, choices" lmfao McLaren I'm begging you to qatar it
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"keeping building the gap to leclerc, it gives us, uh, choices" lmfao McLaren I'm begging you to qatar it
If McLaren fucks up by telling piastri to start using his tires, I will scream
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If McLaren fucks up by telling piastri to start using his tires, I will scream
Charles Leclerc playing Monaco minister of defence (their navy is yachts)
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Charles Leclerc playing Monaco minister of defence (their navy is yachts)
Piastri wins overtake of the month for that first lap masterclass, even if Norris is playing the long game with his tires
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Piastri wins overtake of the month for that first lap masterclass, even if Norris is playing the long game with his tires
Adhd meds are wild. I got home from an xmas party at midnight. By 12:20, my face was washed and my makeup brushes were scrubbed clean for the first time in 5 ish years. The hell man
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Adhd meds are wild. I got home from an xmas party at midnight. By 12:20, my face was washed and my makeup brushes were scrubbed clean for the first time in 5 ish years. The hell man
I once returned home from a 5wk trip home in the summer and it took me days to figure out that my male roommate had put my coffee thermos lids in with the pots and pans
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I once returned home from a 5wk trip home in the summer and it took me days to figure out that my male roommate had put my coffee thermos lids in with the pots and pans
Not me watching the vegas f1 race 24h later with a nice hot chocolate. Bless.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Not me watching the vegas f1 race 24h later with a nice hot chocolate. Bless.
I'm just staring at DC's resume with his 5+ years of f1 (i can't math fast thx) and his 13 wins and like. I would, in fact, prefer that george russell retires with more wins but I would love commentator George in ten years
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm just staring at DC's resume with his 5+ years of f1 (i can't math fast thx) and his 13 wins and like. I would, in fact, prefer that george russell retires with more wins but I would love commentator George in ten years
I'm pleased to announce that my f1 fan prep for vegas sprint weekend is complete because I've purchased new pots for my stress repotting habits
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm pleased to announce that my f1 fan prep for vegas sprint weekend is complete because I've purchased new pots for my stress repotting habits
Does J*s V********n know how many esty witches are chanting in his direction every time he shows up on the broadcast?
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Does J*s V********n know how many esty witches are chanting in his direction every time he shows up on the broadcast?
Not Carlos Sainz dinging someone on the jump. Most aggro driver on the track, I swear
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not Carlos Sainz dinging someone on the jump. Most aggro driver on the track, I swear
:( I love watching the schnoz replacement in f1 but I don't like watching Hamilton's schnoz get replaced from a contact in lap one :( :( :(
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
:( I love watching the schnoz replacement in f1 but I don't like watching Hamilton's schnoz get replaced from a contact in lap one :( :( :(
@ my etsy witch, I asked for MCLAREN to have issues in qualifying this weekend, not verstappen. tf
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@ my etsy witch, I asked for MCLAREN to have issues in qualifying this weekend, not verstappen. tf
Tf did McLaren do to Piastri. They could've had Verstappen 2.0 but noooooo the only driver they sent off for therapy was clearly Norris. Dumb dumbs.
(If you're going to implode your team from within like I've been asking all year, can u make it more dramatic and obvious)
(If you're going to implode your team from within like I've been asking all year, can u make it more dramatic and obvious)
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tf did McLaren do to Piastri. They could've had Verstappen 2.0 but noooooo the only driver they sent off for therapy was clearly Norris. Dumb dumbs.
(If you're going to implode your team from within like I've been asking all year, can u make it more dramatic and obvious)
(If you're going to implode your team from within like I've been asking all year, can u make it more dramatic and obvious)
There is no greater feeling than loading the f1 stream ten seconds before qualifying starts
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There is no greater feeling than loading the f1 stream ten seconds before qualifying starts