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they/them ♈
just another person
you could make a religion out of that
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hope half life 3 is just a reskin of some other game
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
so at what point will the natural decline be enough for someone to step in?
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
what?
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if the US ever instituted actual strict data privacy legislation, people would riot finding out how much their movement/appearance/presence was being tracked by third/fourth parties.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm still mad they tried to erase the laundry machine scene from Lilo and Stitch
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
anyone know if there is a site tracking possible deaths from rfkjrs stupidity?
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
next thing you know they are gonna advocate for airport scanners for genitals before you get to piss
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
it's dark af that gofundme is advertising
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I feel like if you start working out it's always super easy fun movements like, get off the floor or stand upright.
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
go roll down a hill and feel something
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
C-rank superhero idea: GasMan

Power: incapacitating farts.

Catch phrase: I came here to kick ass and pass gas, and I'm not out of either.
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
is that new swift album any good?
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
pay taxes
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hannah Arendt got me messed up.

"We are not born equal; we become equal as members of a group on the strength of our decision to ensure mutually equal rights."

based
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
those who think they can be solely autonomous and those who despise government institutions are very much overlapping groups
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
wonder if the government wouldn't shut down if we actually taxed the rich.... nah couldn't be the case

I might win the lottery with the change I luckily picked up off the ground and I wouldn't want to have major taxes if the impossible happened.
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
meh, about two Reese's and I'll do it
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am a little weirded out by how frequently "injured woman" is a costume on Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
yo shit stank
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the Internet was a bad idea
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
where're my non-denominational pagans at?
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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finally!
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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They want slaves.
Why would someone pay $20k for a robot controlled by a human in a remote location to do things more slowly and clumsily when the median wage for a maid or housekeeper is $33k per year, which is typically spread across 10-20 households?
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM