Champs
@schmamps.bsky.social
Wyoming truther, Gudger College (ABD)
It’s real, and it’s spectacular
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
It’s real, and it’s spectacular
“I’ve been wrong every other time but surely THIS year there won’t be six more weeks of winter” - everybody, every year, in early February
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“I’ve been wrong every other time but surely THIS year there won’t be six more weeks of winter” - everybody, every year, in early February
Paid staff needs to remember how easy it is for volunteers to quit
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Paid staff needs to remember how easy it is for volunteers to quit
Pretty fed up with Amazon packages sent to the house being “delivered to the front desk or with a receptionist” showing up a day later
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Pretty fed up with Amazon packages sent to the house being “delivered to the front desk or with a receptionist” showing up a day later
In the 90s, every network needed an animated answer to The Simpsons. Some madlad has posted what appears to be all six episodes of Fish Police, although good luck making it through the FIRST THREE MINUTES, much less final three unaired episodes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3UX...
Fish Police: The Animated Series
YouTube video by Orbital Bacon
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 AM
In the 90s, every network needed an animated answer to The Simpsons. Some madlad has posted what appears to be all six episodes of Fish Police, although good luck making it through the FIRST THREE MINUTES, much less final three unaired episodes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3UX...
Exchange students in the 1990s were the last kids to ever be almost entirely untethered to their home and culture.
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Exchange students in the 1990s were the last kids to ever be almost entirely untethered to their home and culture.
Larry Ellison: software license extortionist
David Ellison: software license pirate
David Ellison: software license pirate
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Larry Ellison: software license extortionist
David Ellison: software license pirate
David Ellison: software license pirate
How did NATICK, a place I have heard of, become a crossword term for “obscure” answers? Citing it for anything else will get you shouted down even for legitimately obscure places like Rouyn-NORANDA, Quebec
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
How did NATICK, a place I have heard of, become a crossword term for “obscure” answers? Citing it for anything else will get you shouted down even for legitimately obscure places like Rouyn-NORANDA, Quebec
Were the schoolkids that got lobbied to join band/orchestra the good singers in music class or the bad ones?
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Were the schoolkids that got lobbied to join band/orchestra the good singers in music class or the bad ones?
Anarchy: it beats nothing at all
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Anarchy: it beats nothing at all
human biologists should be studying the cohort of outgoing Republicans who spontaneously grow a spine www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Republican senator vows to block all Fed nominations after DoJ investigates Powell
Thom Tillis says he would oppose any nominee, including upcoming chair vacancy, ‘until legal matter is fully resolved’
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
human biologists should be studying the cohort of outgoing Republicans who spontaneously grow a spine www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
“Ungentrified” is a valid way to describe it, “deserted and maddeningly frustrating” is another. Vaya con dios if Craigslist is your Plan A for anything anymore. arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
“Ungentrified” Craigslist may be the last real place on the Internet
People still use Craigslist to find jobs, love, and even to cast creative projects.
arstechnica.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
“Ungentrified” is a valid way to describe it, “deserted and maddeningly frustrating” is another. Vaya con dios if Craigslist is your Plan A for anything anymore. arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
Weeks after the winter solstice, mornings seem darker than ever
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Weeks after the winter solstice, mornings seem darker than ever
If anything I’ll credit Death by Lightning for breaking from the usual top-heavy Netflix cast and going with a dozen guys-from-that-thing instead
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
If anything I’ll credit Death by Lightning for breaking from the usual top-heavy Netflix cast and going with a dozen guys-from-that-thing instead
Among the 14 examples from the balloon animal book in this jury room library:
1. Poodle (standing)
2. Poodle (sitting)
3. Dachshund
4. Snoopy
5. Dog
1. Poodle (standing)
2. Poodle (sitting)
3. Dachshund
4. Snoopy
5. Dog
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Among the 14 examples from the balloon animal book in this jury room library:
1. Poodle (standing)
2. Poodle (sitting)
3. Dachshund
4. Snoopy
5. Dog
1. Poodle (standing)
2. Poodle (sitting)
3. Dachshund
4. Snoopy
5. Dog
Is it weird to recognize multiple people in this jury orientation video
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Is it weird to recognize multiple people in this jury orientation video
If math is such an important subject for success, nobody who is good at math should be teaching it
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If math is such an important subject for success, nobody who is good at math should be teaching it
Too many companies have app-ified to the point that they don’t even notice how broken their website is
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Too many companies have app-ified to the point that they don’t even notice how broken their website is
If a dad joke is told in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it land?
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If a dad joke is told in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it land?
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why do we as Americans spell “chastise” without a Z?
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why do we as Americans spell “chastise” without a Z?
TIL that Down Cemetery Road is a freshman effort, not Mick Herron trying to pass the Bechdel Test
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
TIL that Down Cemetery Road is a freshman effort, not Mick Herron trying to pass the Bechdel Test
Death, taxes, and people complaining about college football championship. Just one more game, bro!
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Death, taxes, and people complaining about college football championship. Just one more game, bro!
Every time I shop for beer at the grocery store feel like the Milk Maid from Clerks trying to find the freshest IPA
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every time I shop for beer at the grocery store feel like the Milk Maid from Clerks trying to find the freshest IPA
Nice to hear that Washington State is replacing the turf at Gesa Field, but what kind of farm school can’t grow a natural surface on grassland
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nice to hear that Washington State is replacing the turf at Gesa Field, but what kind of farm school can’t grow a natural surface on grassland