Schlonkey Kong
@schlonkeykong.bsky.social
Dom top. Massive dick... and my cock's huge. Gamer. Stoner. Artist. Reigning cuddle champ.
🇬🇧🇯🇲🇩🇲 🔞 DMs open.
https://onlyfans.com/schlonkeykong
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https://onlyfans.com/schlonkeykong
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Dicks out for the lads 🫡
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dicks out for the lads 🫡
My balls start hangin proper low when it gets warmer. Blessing and a curse
April 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My balls start hangin proper low when it gets warmer. Blessing and a curse
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Repost with a picture with you on all fours.
November 10, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Repost with a picture with you on all fours.
Dick, thighs n bush. Tuck in boys
April 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Dick, thighs n bush. Tuck in boys
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Like my new swim thong?
April 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Like my new swim thong?
Put that mouth to good use. If u can't hold a convo at least suck some dick
April 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Put that mouth to good use. If u can't hold a convo at least suck some dick
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Be a good boy n cum clean up daddy's mess
April 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Be a good boy n cum clean up daddy's mess
Right if I have to sell dick n underwear to get a Switch 2 I will do it 😂😂
April 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Right if I have to sell dick n underwear to get a Switch 2 I will do it 😂😂
Wait a minute I'm missin Nintendo Direct, oh hell nah
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wait a minute I'm missin Nintendo Direct, oh hell nah
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Obligatory hump day post
April 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Obligatory hump day post
And I'm gettin thru my DMs so don't be upset
April 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
And I'm gettin thru my DMs so don't be upset
Afternoon boys 😘 I know it's been a while, but some things never change... like my need to ram my dick in someone's throat 🤪
Who's hungry?
Who's hungry?
April 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Afternoon boys 😘 I know it's been a while, but some things never change... like my need to ram my dick in someone's throat 🤪
Who's hungry?
Who's hungry?
Mornin lads, been a while since I've posted my ugly mug so here ya go.
This week, my goal is to get back on my weightlifting grind for real.
As your resident lazy cunt w bad levels of motivation, let me be the first to tell u to COMMIT.
Make this week your bitch.
This week, my goal is to get back on my weightlifting grind for real.
As your resident lazy cunt w bad levels of motivation, let me be the first to tell u to COMMIT.
Make this week your bitch.
March 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Mornin lads, been a while since I've posted my ugly mug so here ya go.
This week, my goal is to get back on my weightlifting grind for real.
As your resident lazy cunt w bad levels of motivation, let me be the first to tell u to COMMIT.
Make this week your bitch.
This week, my goal is to get back on my weightlifting grind for real.
As your resident lazy cunt w bad levels of motivation, let me be the first to tell u to COMMIT.
Make this week your bitch.
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Mornin boys, nothin much to say just look at my dick n imagine it bruising your throat
January 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Mornin boys, nothin much to say just look at my dick n imagine it bruising your throat
Need a good boy to trace their tongue up n down my fat bulge. Any takers? 👅
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Need a good boy to trace their tongue up n down my fat bulge. Any takers? 👅
Working in IT is solving 5 problems, creating 2 more, spending too much time finding a solution and making documentation, only for a software update to render half of it useless
March 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Working in IT is solving 5 problems, creating 2 more, spending too much time finding a solution and making documentation, only for a software update to render half of it useless
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Happy hump day to all my boyfriends 🫶🏻
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Happy hump day to all my boyfriends 🫶🏻