I'm at the point where I can no longer reasonably defend my eyebrows.

I already forgot my auld acquaintance.

I know it's too early to tell, but so far, this year is much shorter than last year.

My New Year’s Resolution is for other people to stop saying “Can I come with?” All I'm asking is for one more word. That's all.

We’re finally saying “Merry Christmas” again! And by that I mean we haven’t said it for 11½ months, because it wasn’t Christmas then.

I've never believed this whole "war on Christmas" thing, but if they play that song about wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas one more time, I may have to reconsider.

Why is everyone dancing merrily in the new old-fashioned way?

I never believed in the so-called "War on Christmas," but if the radio plays that song about wanting a hippopotamus for Christmas one more time, I may have to reassess.

When I bowl, I like to knock down as many pins as possible. That's my strategy for bowling success!

This is my first Bluesky post. But i don’t have any followers yet so I’m not going to work too hard on it.