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Trump has spent his whole life yelling, "LOOK AT ME!" But when he gets the most high profile job in the world, all he does is complain about the attention he's getting
January 24, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Trump has spent his whole life yelling, "LOOK AT ME!" But when he gets the most high profile job in the world, all he does is complain about the attention he's getting
"A little I'm hurt, but not yet slain. Just lie me down and bleed awhile, then I'll rise and fight again."
-Sir Andrew Barton
-Sir Andrew Barton
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"A little I'm hurt, but not yet slain. Just lie me down and bleed awhile, then I'll rise and fight again."
-Sir Andrew Barton
-Sir Andrew Barton
A MAGA supporter will only stop supporting MAGA when they can no longer afford to support MAGA
January 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
A MAGA supporter will only stop supporting MAGA when they can no longer afford to support MAGA
The MAGA version of that old saying is, "Shoot everything and asking questions is woke!"
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The MAGA version of that old saying is, "Shoot everything and asking questions is woke!"
MAGA telling us that they've never listened to Linkin Park lyrics without telling us they've never listened to Linkin Park lyrics
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
MAGA telling us that they've never listened to Linkin Park lyrics without telling us they've never listened to Linkin Park lyrics
Hey MAGA, telling everybody that's anxious & nervous that the best way to calm down is to "fall in line" ISN'T HELPFUL!
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Hey MAGA, telling everybody that's anxious & nervous that the best way to calm down is to "fall in line" ISN'T HELPFUL!
Even if there's any truth to this "Minnesota fraud," it still doesn't give you justification to call @governorwalz.mn.gov or anybody else the R word
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Even if there's any truth to this "Minnesota fraud," it still doesn't give you justification to call @governorwalz.mn.gov or anybody else the R word
If only Lloyd Bentsen were still around so that he could tell Trump that "he's no Jack Kennedy."
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If only Lloyd Bentsen were still around so that he could tell Trump that "he's no Jack Kennedy."
Tommy Tuberville & Linda McMahon are proof that you can get second-hand CTE
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tommy Tuberville & Linda McMahon are proof that you can get second-hand CTE
The GOP might as well just say that their plan for health care reform is "thoughts & prayers"
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The GOP might as well just say that their plan for health care reform is "thoughts & prayers"
MAGA is finally beginning to realize that the Trump family motto is "What's In It For Me?"
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
MAGA is finally beginning to realize that the Trump family motto is "What's In It For Me?"
MAGA Bros & Incels took the Britney Spears song "Oops I Did It Again" way too personally
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
MAGA Bros & Incels took the Britney Spears song "Oops I Did It Again" way too personally
Donald Trump has never met a camera or a microphone he didn't like
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Donald Trump has never met a camera or a microphone he didn't like
Hey Kim Davis, if you've been divorced 3 different times, maybe you're the problem
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hey Kim Davis, if you've been divorced 3 different times, maybe you're the problem
Remember, Donald Trump is the same guy who had the mother of 3 of his children buried in his golf course just so he could get a "tax write-off"
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Remember, Donald Trump is the same guy who had the mother of 3 of his children buried in his golf course just so he could get a "tax write-off"
Say what you will about the NFL, at least they had enough sense to not let Trump buy a team. Unless it's the New York Jets. If he wants the Jets, he can have em.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Say what you will about the NFL, at least they had enough sense to not let Trump buy a team. Unless it's the New York Jets. If he wants the Jets, he can have em.