scenarist / Chris
@scenarist.bsky.social
philosophy student and screenwriter
we once created a mutual aid nonprofit for screenwriters you may have noticed
happy to see everyone
I stand with the WGA
Also I ramble about music
we once created a mutual aid nonprofit for screenwriters you may have noticed
happy to see everyone
I stand with the WGA
Also I ramble about music
Update: I still hate clocks and maps. They are used against us. Time to revolt. Back later.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Update: I still hate clocks and maps. They are used against us. Time to revolt. Back later.
This is a good, humane and utilitarian argument.
As a natural born scavenger, I was nearly persuaded. (As for the angel Dolly — I wish she owned Twitter.)
But ultimately I must insist, as the very start of our lengthy and needed national wound debridement, that we BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
As a natural born scavenger, I was nearly persuaded. (As for the angel Dolly — I wish she owned Twitter.)
But ultimately I must insist, as the very start of our lengthy and needed national wound debridement, that we BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
You know what, no. I want that to be an event center. I want grade school choirs and marching bands and the national spelling bee and great masses of people taking their oath to become American citizens there, in the Dolly Parton Ballroom (what clown is gonna argue with that name)
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is a good, humane and utilitarian argument.
As a natural born scavenger, I was nearly persuaded. (As for the angel Dolly — I wish she owned Twitter.)
But ultimately I must insist, as the very start of our lengthy and needed national wound debridement, that we BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
As a natural born scavenger, I was nearly persuaded. (As for the angel Dolly — I wish she owned Twitter.)
But ultimately I must insist, as the very start of our lengthy and needed national wound debridement, that we BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
ICE = worthless trash
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ICE = worthless trash
BULLDOZE
THE
BALLROOM.
No matter the cost.
THE
BALLROOM.
No matter the cost.
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
BULLDOZE
THE
BALLROOM.
No matter the cost.
THE
BALLROOM.
No matter the cost.
Not even folks in my inner circle liked this joke.
And everyone around him?
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Not even folks in my inner circle liked this joke.
Few of us will ever be as cool as Pierre François Marie Louis Boulle. But we can try!
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Few of us will ever be as cool as Pierre François Marie Louis Boulle. But we can try!
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1. These people aren’t actual security. The guy in the inset circle is at best the “bodyguard” in a porn movie. The other two are called “security” but their actual job is to make sure no one gets near her. Anything goes down, very unlikely they’re useful.
2. She doesn’t need security. She wants it.
2. She doesn’t need security. She wants it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
1. These people aren’t actual security. The guy in the inset circle is at best the “bodyguard” in a porn movie. The other two are called “security” but their actual job is to make sure no one gets near her. Anything goes down, very unlikely they’re useful.
2. She doesn’t need security. She wants it.
2. She doesn’t need security. She wants it.
And everyone around him?
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And everyone around him?
Can 23 days be 23 years?
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Can 23 days be 23 years?
Hopefully this sickening monstrosity will never be built, and the traitorous bag of pus that initiated it, and his worthless collaborators, both punished harshly for their crimes, and forgotten by a much healthier future America, but in the meantime, let’s get trending BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hopefully this sickening monstrosity will never be built, and the traitorous bag of pus that initiated it, and his worthless collaborators, both punished harshly for their crimes, and forgotten by a much healthier future America, but in the meantime, let’s get trending BULLDOZE THE BALLROOM.
A lot of these were and are with great folks with the normal human specifications.
I’ve now had all the social interactions I can manage for 2025 and 2026 as well.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A lot of these were and are with great folks with the normal human specifications.
Reposted by scenarist / Chris
Carole Lombard on the November 1931 issue of Motion Picture
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Carole Lombard on the November 1931 issue of Motion Picture
I’ve now had all the social interactions I can manage for 2025 and 2026 as well.
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve now had all the social interactions I can manage for 2025 and 2026 as well.
Happy Halloween, my ghouls, weirdies and lunatics.
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Happy Halloween, my ghouls, weirdies and lunatics.
Has anyone seen this…
BTD - Donald Sutherland - ALEX IN WONDERLAND - 1970
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Has anyone seen this…
I haven’t been this bewildered by space and time since the bell curve of the deadly pandemic
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I haven’t been this bewildered by space and time since the bell curve of the deadly pandemic
“…the narrative approach can make even the driest and most difficult topics highly readable.”
Peter Watson
Peter Watson
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“…the narrative approach can make even the driest and most difficult topics highly readable.”
Peter Watson
Peter Watson
According to these medical professionals, The Resident > The Pitt.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
According to these medical professionals, The Resident > The Pitt.
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For the first time! So I have the privilege of introducing you to NYPD detective Sara Pezzini, who was chosen by the sentient glove/weapon, the Witchblade, to fight evil? Great show!
Cancelled way too quickly.
Cancelled way too quickly.
January 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
For the first time! So I have the privilege of introducing you to NYPD detective Sara Pezzini, who was chosen by the sentient glove/weapon, the Witchblade, to fight evil? Great show!
Cancelled way too quickly.
Cancelled way too quickly.
The person in this job is surely brilliant, but why make them fight through this sickly business English? Mean!
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Manager, Insights, Strategy & Analytics – Scripted Procedurals and Game Shows at Sony Pictures Entertainment, Inc.
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October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The person in this job is surely brilliant, but why make them fight through this sickly business English? Mean!
www.sonypicturesjobs.com/job/culver-c...
www.sonypicturesjobs.com/job/culver-c...
I made my dad laugh. “Ah, the good old days. When you just sat around bored and wondering if you should steal plywood from a construction site for a kick ass bike ramp, smash mustard packets with a hammer, or make a prank phone call.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I made my dad laugh. “Ah, the good old days. When you just sat around bored and wondering if you should steal plywood from a construction site for a kick ass bike ramp, smash mustard packets with a hammer, or make a prank phone call.”
My guy Alfred North Whitehead calls golf courses “profanations” of the landscape. Nailed it again, sir.
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My guy Alfred North Whitehead calls golf courses “profanations” of the landscape. Nailed it again, sir.
Only one category between very young and very old. Noted.
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Only one category between very young and very old. Noted.
I’m waiting. Tell me a movie and I’ll see if I can tell you an associated movie fact. No refunds!
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m waiting. Tell me a movie and I’ll see if I can tell you an associated movie fact. No refunds!
They choose jobs and hobbies with very low cognitive demands.
Question!
Have you ever met a single Republican, of any age, in any profession, situation, setting or cultural milieu, with a fully functioning anterior cingulate cortex?
Have you ever met a single Republican, of any age, in any profession, situation, setting or cultural milieu, with a fully functioning anterior cingulate cortex?
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They choose jobs and hobbies with very low cognitive demands.