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Uh oh! Oh Geez!
Alright, everybody who HASN'T sucked Bill Clinton's Dick raise your hand
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hideous singles in your area wish you'd shut up and fuck off.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If I was Microsoft I'd be reeeeaaaal nervous about how well Proton works out of the box
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Please do not read too much into my facial hair. I just don't have my life together is all.
"Either Shave OR Nut November, But Not Both On The Same Day; You Gotta Choose" isn't really taking off online like I'd hoped
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Imagining a guy whose pet name for his wife is "chat"
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Either Shave OR Nut November, But Not Both On The Same Day; You Gotta Choose" isn't really taking off online like I'd hoped
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Inside every manosphere influencer, there are two wolves fighting for dominance. One is TRT, and the other is Propecia. Both of them sponsor his podcast about crypto/traditional family values.
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
DC went with "Dark Arrow" for the evil version of Green Arrow, completely ignoring the obvious slam dunk option: Mean Arrow. And we wonder why Marvel movies are better, SMH.
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Spotify is trying to gaslight me into confusing AJJ and AJR.
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"It's always darkest before the dawn"

What, at night time? Yeah dude, no shit
August 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Phantom of the Opera is living rent free inside my mind, chat.
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We put a Kennedy in charge of the department of living a long time.
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
He is rizzin' indeed, fam; no cap.
April 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel like Gaston's probably really struggling right now financially. Egg budget for Q2 is already shot I suspect.
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Haha, I am suffering.
January 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I made this when I got vasectomied
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Calling it a "non-dominant hand" feels like you're just doing extra work to avoid calling it a submissive hand.
December 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Dog content
December 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
(to the tune of Be Our Guest from Disney's Beauty and the Beast) Give me fuel! Give me fire! Give me that which I desire! Hi, my name's James Hetfield and I'd like to join the choir.
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The plot similarities between Margaret Atwood 's The Handmaid's Tale and 3DO's BattleTanx are striking and meaningful.
December 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
"The more you sweat in peacetime, the more slippery you'll be when baddies try to grab you" - ARMY
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I descend from the mountain top holding aloft two stone tablets. On one is written "VANILLA SELTZER" and on the other "IS GROSS"
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Wanna feel old? There are people that are younger than you.

Suck on that you decrepit old dustfuck.
December 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
An excerpt from Leonard Cohen's rhyming dictionary while writing Hallelujah:

-Do ya
-Overthrew ya
-Knew ya
-Screw ya
-Dew ya (mountain)
-Blew ya
-Kahlua
-Big Tuba
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Found more Christmas Content, year unknown.
December 15, 2024 at 10:39 PM