Richard Samul
@scascot.bsky.social
This is my circus, and I’m not taking applications from clowns • Liberal • Laird • He/Him • 🏳️🌈 🦜🍳 • Low-key cryptid • Browncoat • https://linktr.ee/scascot
When you buy your wife a dozen roses* for Valentine’s Day.
*Some assembly required.
*Some assembly required.
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
When you buy your wife a dozen roses* for Valentine’s Day.
*Some assembly required.
*Some assembly required.
My wife needed a portable, clip-on fan.
This is The Way.
This is The Way.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My wife needed a portable, clip-on fan.
This is The Way.
This is The Way.
President Made-Up Peace Prize, who is totally known for personally stopping 20 wars, attacked Venezuela and kidnapped its president in order to stop the flow of imaginary drugs into this country and start the flow of actual oil.
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
President Made-Up Peace Prize, who is totally known for personally stopping 20 wars, attacked Venezuela and kidnapped its president in order to stop the flow of imaginary drugs into this country and start the flow of actual oil.
I see you have ice cream.
I am also a fan of ice cream.
I am also a fan of ice cream.
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I see you have ice cream.
I am also a fan of ice cream.
I am also a fan of ice cream.
The Wheel turns. The Sun is reborn.
Blessed Yule.
Blessed Yule.
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Wheel turns. The Sun is reborn.
Blessed Yule.
Blessed Yule.
This morning, I woke up to news of MAGA influencer Jake Paul getting his jaw broken in a boxing match. Now I learn that earlier today, noted misogynist Andrew Tate got his face beaten to a pulp in a different boxing match.
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This morning, I woke up to news of MAGA influencer Jake Paul getting his jaw broken in a boxing match. Now I learn that earlier today, noted misogynist Andrew Tate got his face beaten to a pulp in a different boxing match.
A summary of last night’s “presidential” address:
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A summary of last night’s “presidential” address:
Now that he’s committed his first act of piracy, he’s going to want the One Piece prize.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Now that he’s committed his first act of piracy, he’s going to want the One Piece prize.
Does it box?
✅ enclosed space
❎ square
✅ contains cat
2 out of 3. It box.
✅ enclosed space
❎ square
✅ contains cat
2 out of 3. It box.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Does it box?
✅ enclosed space
❎ square
✅ contains cat
2 out of 3. It box.
✅ enclosed space
❎ square
✅ contains cat
2 out of 3. It box.
Carpe diem - seize the day
Carpe denim - seize the pants
Carp in denim - fish in pants
Crap in denim - I shit my pants
Carpe Imodium - seize the bowels
Carpe denim - seize the pants
Carp in denim - fish in pants
Crap in denim - I shit my pants
Carpe Imodium - seize the bowels
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Carpe diem - seize the day
Carpe denim - seize the pants
Carp in denim - fish in pants
Crap in denim - I shit my pants
Carpe Imodium - seize the bowels
Carpe denim - seize the pants
Carp in denim - fish in pants
Crap in denim - I shit my pants
Carpe Imodium - seize the bowels
Fox News host solution to homelessness:
“Involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them.”
These are the same people who want to lecture us about having empathy.
Yes, this is real. Yes, you can google it. Yes, the host still has a job.
Fuck these fucking Nazis.
“Involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them.”
These are the same people who want to lecture us about having empathy.
Yes, this is real. Yes, you can google it. Yes, the host still has a job.
Fuck these fucking Nazis.
September 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fox News host solution to homelessness:
“Involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them.”
These are the same people who want to lecture us about having empathy.
Yes, this is real. Yes, you can google it. Yes, the host still has a job.
Fuck these fucking Nazis.
“Involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them.”
These are the same people who want to lecture us about having empathy.
Yes, this is real. Yes, you can google it. Yes, the host still has a job.
Fuck these fucking Nazis.
LCDR Ronald J. Vauk, USNR - 9/11 Pentagon Memorial
Ronald James Vauk, 37, Lieutenant Commander, U.S. Naval Reserve, a resident of Mount Airy, Maryland, died September 11, 2001 at the hands of terrorists as he was performing his duty as Watch Commander...
pentagonmemorial.org
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Wondering how long it will take for an iPhone Air in the wild to become an iPhone Fold.
September 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wondering how long it will take for an iPhone Air in the wild to become an iPhone Fold.
Rock Fire
Tamarack Resort/Donnelly Idaho
15 August 2025
Tamarack Resort/Donnelly Idaho
15 August 2025
August 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Rock Fire
Tamarack Resort/Donnelly Idaho
15 August 2025
Tamarack Resort/Donnelly Idaho
15 August 2025
Scotland Hates Trump - The Music Video
YouTube video by scaredketchup
youtu.be
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My FedEx delivery driver decided to take his 30 minute pizza break in front of my house *before* delivering my package with $50K of medication in it. Said he couldn’t give me the package until he was done.
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My FedEx delivery driver decided to take his 30 minute pizza break in front of my house *before* delivering my package with $50K of medication in it. Said he couldn’t give me the package until he was done.
I don’t *ever* want to hear a MAGAt accuse liberals, trans or gay folk, or drag performers, of being pedophiles again.
Not when your mindset is this sick and disgusting. Fuck you and your whole fucking twisted ideology.
Not when your mindset is this sick and disgusting. Fuck you and your whole fucking twisted ideology.
July 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t *ever* want to hear a MAGAt accuse liberals, trans or gay folk, or drag performers, of being pedophiles again.
Not when your mindset is this sick and disgusting. Fuck you and your whole fucking twisted ideology.
Not when your mindset is this sick and disgusting. Fuck you and your whole fucking twisted ideology.
So many people are against Pride and LGBTQ rights in Idaho that attendees numbered in the <checks notes> <rechecks notes> …dozens.
Why isn’t there a “Straight Pride Month”? Because NO ONE CARES.
Why isn’t there a “Straight Pride Month”? Because NO ONE CARES.
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So many people are against Pride and LGBTQ rights in Idaho that attendees numbered in the <checks notes> <rechecks notes> …dozens.
Why isn’t there a “Straight Pride Month”? Because NO ONE CARES.
Why isn’t there a “Straight Pride Month”? Because NO ONE CARES.
Small hands
Small feet
All he does is
Golf and tweet
Small feet
All he does is
Golf and tweet
June 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Small hands
Small feet
All he does is
Golf and tweet
Small feet
All he does is
Golf and tweet
You know what happens when you boast about having an impenetrable, foolproof system? Someone immediately finds a flaw. When you’re talking about nuclear weapons, flaws in the system can be devastating.
Also, pretty sure Canada said “go fuck yourself.”
Also, pretty sure Canada said “go fuck yourself.”
May 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You know what happens when you boast about having an impenetrable, foolproof system? Someone immediately finds a flaw. When you’re talking about nuclear weapons, flaws in the system can be devastating.
Also, pretty sure Canada said “go fuck yourself.”
Also, pretty sure Canada said “go fuck yourself.”