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· Feb 23
if you swallow an iPhone it turns into a rock in your stomach
best day of my fucking life
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
best day of my fucking life
terrified for when Walmart gives me my Year in Review like “ohhhh you bought 400 bottles of VitaminWater XXX. Individually.”
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
terrified for when Walmart gives me my Year in Review like “ohhhh you bought 400 bottles of VitaminWater XXX. Individually.”
I can’t be posting that I have epilepsy it’s like stolen valor
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can’t be posting that I have epilepsy it’s like stolen valor
bro my hr manager posting shit like I’ve never seen a color more magnificent than green on main
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
bro my hr manager posting shit like I’ve never seen a color more magnificent than green on main
this is me if you even give a fuck at all
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
this is me if you even give a fuck at all
I was having a full overstimulation moment and meanwhile he’s lying next to me blissfully oblivious to this reading Wikipedia List of Saints and saying shit like “did you know there was a Saint Gleb”
They would name bitches whatever in the 11th-13th centuries. Like yeah let's name our son Norbert. our firstborn is named Gleb.
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I was having a full overstimulation moment and meanwhile he’s lying next to me blissfully oblivious to this reading Wikipedia List of Saints and saying shit like “did you know there was a Saint Gleb”
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I could be a lime or I could be a green
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in
Spoken For but it's green
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I could be a lime or I could be a green
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in
I gotta start posting again
October 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I gotta start posting again
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I heard the Betsy Ross museum has started letting people fuck the flag. Thank you President Trump!!’
July 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I heard the Betsy Ross museum has started letting people fuck the flag. Thank you President Trump!!’
I hope every executive at Adobe, Inc. fucking dies
July 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I hope every executive at Adobe, Inc. fucking dies
not enough people talk about Combos
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
not enough people talk about Combos
my favorite vector based design software is Microsoft Powerpoint
June 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
my favorite vector based design software is Microsoft Powerpoint
waiter….waiter…….3pm melatonin pleease!
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
waiter….waiter…….3pm melatonin pleease!
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oh. oh dear
May 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
oh. oh dear
something about this hotel makes me feel like I’m in my age 12 bedroom at my grandparents house just lying silently in bed listening if anyone walks by
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
something about this hotel makes me feel like I’m in my age 12 bedroom at my grandparents house just lying silently in bed listening if anyone walks by
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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
April 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
college kid neighbors across the street are being loud and rowdy throwing a party but I can’t even be mad because their music taste is pretty solid
April 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
college kid neighbors across the street are being loud and rowdy throwing a party but I can’t even be mad because their music taste is pretty solid
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A story is considered 'kefkaesque' if there is an evil gay clown
April 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A story is considered 'kefkaesque' if there is an evil gay clown
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i wish there was like a website or app of some sort
April 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i wish there was like a website or app of some sort
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if you ever see me on a computer something has gone very wrong and i need vapo rub
April 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
if you ever see me on a computer something has gone very wrong and i need vapo rub
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but i shall take the path of peace today and employ playstation affirmations to calm myself
April 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
but i shall take the path of peace today and employ playstation affirmations to calm myself