Rhett Rhapsody STOOOOOGE Expanded! OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
girl what the hell is Marionette Park… a puppet town?
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
girl what the hell is Marionette Park… a puppet town?
can y’all help me out which one of these is the pinkest and the cutest and really says “DJ! DJ! DJ DJ DJ!” to you
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
can y’all help me out which one of these is the pinkest and the cutest and really says “DJ! DJ! DJ DJ DJ!” to you
why would Whistle be in select theaters 😭 like y’all need all the ratings you can get… Floppal Destination
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
why would Whistle be in select theaters 😭 like y’all need all the ratings you can get… Floppal Destination
girl what the fuck is going on with the movies lately what do you mean Pillion is being released 3 week later than everywhere else, specifically near me, and Whistle has ONE show time this week.
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
girl what the fuck is going on with the movies lately what do you mean Pillion is being released 3 week later than everywhere else, specifically near me, and Whistle has ONE show time this week.
RIP 💔😔
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
RIP 💔😔
Stooge won a Grammy btw
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Stooge won a Grammy btw
literally me when loose acquaintances ask me about my day
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
literally me when loose acquaintances ask me about my day
“jerking off” is not “gooning” in the exact same way that “sleeping” is not “astral projecting”… I think we need to stop trivializing some things
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
“jerking off” is not “gooning” in the exact same way that “sleeping” is not “astral projecting”… I think we need to stop trivializing some things
why’s it gunge
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
why’s it gunge
I am lowkey so Usnavi
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I am lowkey so Usnavi
wait since when it’s drafts
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
wait since when it’s drafts
you know what yeah gatekeep kink… I’m not about to explain to you why The Chicago Annual Fuckfest For Men Who Like to Wear Full Leather Outfits and Fist Eachother So Deep The Leather Glove Covered Fist Comes Out the Other Guy’s Fucking Mouth is actually a sacred holy and wholesome community thing
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
you know what yeah gatekeep kink… I’m not about to explain to you why The Chicago Annual Fuckfest For Men Who Like to Wear Full Leather Outfits and Fist Eachother So Deep The Leather Glove Covered Fist Comes Out the Other Guy’s Fucking Mouth is actually a sacred holy and wholesome community thing
I Was a Teenage Crashout
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I Was a Teenage Crashout
my man’s cum taste like zinc that’s one healthy cock
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
my man’s cum taste like zinc that’s one healthy cock
better safe than sowwy
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
better safe than sowwy
who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma,
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma,
can someone embroider me a shirt that says:
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
can someone embroider me a shirt that says:
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
girl fuck no now the delusionals are calling Andy Cohen a “hired Jeffrey Epstein lookalike” meant to “mock us” I think that’s just a gay guy babe
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
girl fuck no now the delusionals are calling Andy Cohen a “hired Jeffrey Epstein lookalike” meant to “mock us” I think that’s just a gay guy babe
Doechii gay we are so back
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Doechii gay we are so back
Super Bowl commercials now:
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Super Bowl commercials now:
how is it that February is the shortest month and has the most going on event and holiday wise
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
how is it that February is the shortest month and has the most going on event and holiday wise
bum knee at 29 somebody gotta just take me out back and shoot my ass 🐴
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
bum knee at 29 somebody gotta just take me out back and shoot my ass 🐴
me on shrooms down
entering the chaotic part of my trip......... there are many things to consider rn
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
me on shrooms down
Ring more like Sting amiright haha… no seriously get rid of that fucking snitch doorbell they’re taking your neighbors to death camps
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Ring more like Sting amiright haha… no seriously get rid of that fucking snitch doorbell they’re taking your neighbors to death camps
I’m actually so devastated that I can’t go to IML this year
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I’m actually so devastated that I can’t go to IML this year