Rhett Rhapsody STOOOOOGE Expanded! OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
Edward Colon
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Edward Colon
if you’re not interested in someone I think you should tell them that
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
if you’re not interested in someone I think you should tell them that
ugly teen watching Instagram reels loud AS FUCK in the gym sauna SHUT IT OFF!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
ugly teen watching Instagram reels loud AS FUCK in the gym sauna SHUT IT OFF!!!!!
newmfs in my DMs demanding free nudes as the first thing you say to me… what’s it like to smoke dick? what’s the price of a gram of the dick you smoke? who’s your dealer?
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
newmfs in my DMs demanding free nudes as the first thing you say to me… what’s it like to smoke dick? what’s the price of a gram of the dick you smoke? who’s your dealer?
Olympic speed skaters in shiny spandex suits on the gym TV turning me on so bad rn
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Olympic speed skaters in shiny spandex suits on the gym TV turning me on so bad rn
FBI and CIA fan behavior like… hi bich…
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
FBI and CIA fan behavior like… hi bich…
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
crush my skull
“push me around”😈
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
crush my skull
I keep getting tactical gear ads and then up pops that fuckass libertarian snake
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I keep getting tactical gear ads and then up pops that fuckass libertarian snake
girl what the hell is Marionette Park… a puppet town?
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
girl what the hell is Marionette Park… a puppet town?
can y’all help me out which one of these is the pinkest and the cutest and really says “DJ! DJ! DJ DJ DJ!” to you
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
can y’all help me out which one of these is the pinkest and the cutest and really says “DJ! DJ! DJ DJ DJ!” to you
RIP 💔😔
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
RIP 💔😔
Stooge won a Grammy btw
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Stooge won a Grammy btw
literally me when loose acquaintances ask me about my day
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
literally me when loose acquaintances ask me about my day
“jerking off” is not “gooning” in the exact same way that “sleeping” is not “astral projecting”… I think we need to stop trivializing some things
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
“jerking off” is not “gooning” in the exact same way that “sleeping” is not “astral projecting”… I think we need to stop trivializing some things
why’s it gunge
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
why’s it gunge
I am lowkey so Usnavi
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I am lowkey so Usnavi
wait since when it’s drafts
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
wait since when it’s drafts
you know what yeah gatekeep kink… I’m not about to explain to you why The Chicago Annual Fuckfest For Men Who Like to Wear Full Leather Outfits and Fist Eachother So Deep The Leather Glove Covered Fist Comes Out the Other Guy’s Fucking Mouth is actually a sacred holy and wholesome community thing
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
you know what yeah gatekeep kink… I’m not about to explain to you why The Chicago Annual Fuckfest For Men Who Like to Wear Full Leather Outfits and Fist Eachother So Deep The Leather Glove Covered Fist Comes Out the Other Guy’s Fucking Mouth is actually a sacred holy and wholesome community thing
I Was a Teenage Crashout
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I Was a Teenage Crashout
my man’s cum taste like zinc that’s one healthy cock
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
my man’s cum taste like zinc that’s one healthy cock
better safe than sowwy
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
better safe than sowwy
who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma,
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma,
can someone embroider me a shirt that says:
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
can someone embroider me a shirt that says:
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
“I have a boyfriend
I’m just here to network
(unless you can make me famous)”
in gradually smaller font?
girl fuck no now the delusionals are calling Andy Cohen a “hired Jeffrey Epstein lookalike” meant to “mock us” I think that’s just a gay guy babe
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
girl fuck no now the delusionals are calling Andy Cohen a “hired Jeffrey Epstein lookalike” meant to “mock us” I think that’s just a gay guy babe