Rhett Rhapsody STOOOOOGE Expanded! OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Pinned
my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
me after this 10mg Delta-9 THC drink
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
me after this 10mg Delta-9 THC drink
me and a group of friends leaving the Galentine’s dinner at the BBQ restaurant in normal but visibly queer outfits:
a drunk straight man: idk what you guys are into but I wanna get into it
his drunk straight wife: we love it
a drunk straight man: idk what you guys are into but I wanna get into it
his drunk straight wife: we love it
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
me and a group of friends leaving the Galentine’s dinner at the BBQ restaurant in normal but visibly queer outfits:
a drunk straight man: idk what you guys are into but I wanna get into it
his drunk straight wife: we love it
a drunk straight man: idk what you guys are into but I wanna get into it
his drunk straight wife: we love it
me and pals at the BBQ restaurant rn
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
me and pals at the BBQ restaurant rn
GET… a THUNK tonight! 💥🔨
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
GET… a THUNK tonight! 💥🔨
bitch weather 😍
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
bitch weather 😍
Sophia is mother
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Sophia is mother
rhett_rhapsody on Instagram btw
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
rhett_rhapsody on Instagram btw
I don’t really know how to answer ppl asking how life’s been lately bc on the one hand I am at my absolutely lowest sleeping in a rodent infested storage unit but on the other hand my various forms of art are all blowing up and I bagged an objective 10 to be my valentine so it’s like… 6 7 ⚖️
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I don’t really know how to answer ppl asking how life’s been lately bc on the one hand I am at my absolutely lowest sleeping in a rodent infested storage unit but on the other hand my various forms of art are all blowing up and I bagged an objective 10 to be my valentine so it’s like… 6 7 ⚖️
God forbid a whitino boy with a receding hairline get a little motion
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
God forbid a whitino boy with a receding hairline get a little motion
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Scott Hunter banana sock feet pics
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Scott Hunter banana sock feet pics
I’m kind of like Bad Bunny with the way I’m always using my platform to give shoutouts to businesses and collaborators
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’m kind of like Bad Bunny with the way I’m always using my platform to give shoutouts to businesses and collaborators
you think you have it bad, I’m a pup who loves scritches but has a hereditary flaky scalp condition. it’s hell for me
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
you think you have it bad, I’m a pup who loves scritches but has a hereditary flaky scalp condition. it’s hell for me
Jason Voorhees such a fierce femme diva going around saying “Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma…”
February 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Jason Voorhees such a fierce femme diva going around saying “Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma…”
Ki, Ki, Ki…
Ma, Ma, Ma…
Ma, Ma, Ma…
February 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Ki, Ki, Ki…
Ma, Ma, Ma…
Ma, Ma, Ma…
damn instagram really looked my new post dead in the eyes and said “lol” and shot it in the face with a gun
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
damn instagram really looked my new post dead in the eyes and said “lol” and shot it in the face with a gun
now all of a sudden all the guys I was yearning for want me now that I’m working on a relationship lol BURN IN HELL!!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
now all of a sudden all the guys I was yearning for want me now that I’m working on a relationship lol BURN IN HELL!!!
I gotta get back into brujería there’s no way you’re gonna talk crazy to me and not get sleep paralysis as a result
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I gotta get back into brujería there’s no way you’re gonna talk crazy to me and not get sleep paralysis as a result
should I lowkey publish an autobiography
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
should I lowkey publish an autobiography
gnostic mystic Rhett Rhapsody releases controversial anti-Demiurge statement
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
gnostic mystic Rhett Rhapsody releases controversial anti-Demiurge statement
the archons girl…
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the archons girl…
oomf and their HELLO?
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
oomf and their HELLO?
a chastity cage is just a cage to me. that’s how chaste I am. just a glimpse into my pure and abstinent mind.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
a chastity cage is just a cage to me. that’s how chaste I am. just a glimpse into my pure and abstinent mind.
FAKE DENIM
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
FAKE DENIM
gay guys will be a “comedian” with 30K followers and then the “comedy” is just lol what if you splattered SHIT and FECES all over the darkroom 😂
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
gay guys will be a “comedian” with 30K followers and then the “comedy” is just lol what if you splattered SHIT and FECES all over the darkroom 😂