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@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
this feels like the part of the movie where it’s just a montage of magazine covers set to upbeat music but it’s weirdly also the climax where I’m living in a shithole and the world is crumbling idk
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
this feels like the part of the movie where it’s just a montage of magazine covers set to upbeat music but it’s weirdly also the climax where I’m living in a shithole and the world is crumbling idk
kind of on fire lately
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
kind of on fire lately
I just got out of an abusive living situation in a well-off white suburb where my roommates trumpie QAnon aunt would come over daily and proudly rant about monitoring random poc walking down the street on the Ring app these ppl are real and they are evil and you’re supporting that if you have one
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I just got out of an abusive living situation in a well-off white suburb where my roommates trumpie QAnon aunt would come over daily and proudly rant about monitoring random poc walking down the street on the Ring app these ppl are real and they are evil and you’re supporting that if you have one
Ring more like Sting amiright haha… no seriously get rid of that fucking snitch doorbell they’re taking your neighbors to death camps
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Ring more like Sting amiright haha… no seriously get rid of that fucking snitch doorbell they’re taking your neighbors to death camps
I guess I M taking the L
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I guess I M taking the L
I’m actually so devastated that I can’t go to IML this year
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I’m actually so devastated that I can’t go to IML this year
I just wanna catch my fish 🎣😔
drive my truck 🛻😔
drink my beer 🍺😔
drive my truck 🛻😔
drink my beer 🍺😔
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I just wanna catch my fish 🎣😔
drive my truck 🛻😔
drink my beer 🍺😔
drive my truck 🛻😔
drink my beer 🍺😔
does anyone here ride face in a way that can make me famous
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
does anyone here ride face in a way that can make me famous
if you’re on OF you’re gonna wanna collab with me ASAP bc I’m locking in to a monogamous relationship soon so
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
if you’re on OF you’re gonna wanna collab with me ASAP bc I’m locking in to a monogamous relationship soon so
when it’s too cold in the house to move…
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
when it’s too cold in the house to move…
ohhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
ohhh
Toilet Paper USA
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Toilet Paper USA
homophobic boys at my gym wearing hand-cut crop tops… FAGGOT!!! 🫵
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
homophobic boys at my gym wearing hand-cut crop tops… FAGGOT!!! 🫵
girl fuck the demiurge
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
girl fuck the demiurge
YO SOY DE P FKN R 🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
YO SOY DE P FKN R 🇵🇷
this is why I’m hot
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
this is why I’m hot
you know what it’s not the end of the world I’ll just have to save up for 3 more weeks and find a way to recreate it… it’s like Aaliyah said— you can dust it off, and try again, try again.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
you know what it’s not the end of the world I’ll just have to save up for 3 more weeks and find a way to recreate it… it’s like Aaliyah said— you can dust it off, and try again, try again.
I thought I’d posted it to my OF and that that’s why my sub count rose 138% overnight which has never happened in the 6 years I’ve been doing this… but I guess not
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I thought I’d posted it to my OF and that that’s why my sub count rose 138% overnight which has never happened in the 6 years I’ve been doing this… but I guess not
Neutral Gena calendar in the background the whole video too FUUUUCK it was so iconic I haven’t been this devastated about a personal mistake in maybe a decade
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Neutral Gena calendar in the background the whole video too FUUUUCK it was so iconic I haven’t been this devastated about a personal mistake in maybe a decade
I’m like actually gonna cry I accidentally deleted my magnum opus of cumshot videos like wtf
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I’m like actually gonna cry I accidentally deleted my magnum opus of cumshot videos like wtf
buy our fascist surveillance state facial recognition technology 😍 do it for your doggy 🥺
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
buy our fascist surveillance state facial recognition technology 😍 do it for your doggy 🥺
I like that the theme of all the Super Bowl ads this year was just Evil
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I like that the theme of all the Super Bowl ads this year was just Evil
what no
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
what no
back to work after all that
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
back to work after all that
oomf arguing with me about the origin of the term gooning and telling me a goon is a villain’s henchmen ergo a submissive role to a malevolent higher power… and guess what a synonym for that is girl you’re explaining relativity to Einstein rn
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 AM
oomf arguing with me about the origin of the term gooning and telling me a goon is a villain’s henchmen ergo a submissive role to a malevolent higher power… and guess what a synonym for that is girl you’re explaining relativity to Einstein rn