Matt Thompson
@scaredymatt.bsky.social
Free agent power forward. Penguins/Steelers/Orioles fan. WI by way of MD.
Life is so expensive.
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Life is so expensive.
Brutal injury day, man.
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Brutal injury day, man.
If Giannis really just tore his Achilles five hours after Shams' report...
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If Giannis really just tore his Achilles five hours after Shams' report...
I've long since given up on trying to convince anyone 60+ that they're wrong about anything, but two of my coworkers are currently discussing Portland and antifa and they are convinced that whole sections of the city are literally aflame.
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I've long since given up on trying to convince anyone 60+ that they're wrong about anything, but two of my coworkers are currently discussing Portland and antifa and they are convinced that whole sections of the city are literally aflame.
Two of the grossest pushes for me tonight.
Mets-Reds o9, 5-4 after 4, Reds load the bases no outs bottom 9th, Diaz gets out of it, 5-4 final.
JMU +14 @ LOU (bad #), LOU's 3 TDs off an EZ fumble and 2 65+ yd plays. JMU throws to the 1 with :25 left and can't punch it in. 28-14 final.
Mets-Reds o9, 5-4 after 4, Reds load the bases no outs bottom 9th, Diaz gets out of it, 5-4 final.
JMU +14 @ LOU (bad #), LOU's 3 TDs off an EZ fumble and 2 65+ yd plays. JMU throws to the 1 with :25 left and can't punch it in. 28-14 final.
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Two of the grossest pushes for me tonight.
Mets-Reds o9, 5-4 after 4, Reds load the bases no outs bottom 9th, Diaz gets out of it, 5-4 final.
JMU +14 @ LOU (bad #), LOU's 3 TDs off an EZ fumble and 2 65+ yd plays. JMU throws to the 1 with :25 left and can't punch it in. 28-14 final.
Mets-Reds o9, 5-4 after 4, Reds load the bases no outs bottom 9th, Diaz gets out of it, 5-4 final.
JMU +14 @ LOU (bad #), LOU's 3 TDs off an EZ fumble and 2 65+ yd plays. JMU throws to the 1 with :25 left and can't punch it in. 28-14 final.
Cannot believe Diaz got out of that.
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Cannot believe Diaz got out of that.
Happy Silksong Day! 🥳🥳🥳
September 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Silksong Day! 🥳🥳🥳
Dogs were barking tonight 🤘
July 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Dogs were barking tonight 🤘
Fever winning by 1 after 3Q and fail to cover +11.5. 🙃
July 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Fever winning by 1 after 3Q and fail to cover +11.5. 🙃
Iga won 6-0, 6-0?!
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Iga won 6-0, 6-0?!
Kirby v Skenes. Bueno.
July 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Kirby v Skenes. Bueno.
Person in the Taco Bell drive-thru ahead of me just paid for their order in $2 bills.
June 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Person in the Taco Bell drive-thru ahead of me just paid for their order in $2 bills.
Chet isn't ready for this. He's been terrible for most of the series. Going to keep improving, obv, but the lights are too bright right now.
June 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Chet isn't ready for this. He's been terrible for most of the series. Going to keep improving, obv, but the lights are too bright right now.
Unreal ending in Omaha. Heartbreak for the Razorbacks. But one step closer to cashing this.
June 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Unreal ending in Omaha. Heartbreak for the Razorbacks. But one step closer to cashing this.
Rockies are impressively awful.
June 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Rockies are impressively awful.
Time to hedge and lock in some profit. 😁
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Time to hedge and lock in some profit. 😁
Just two bettor bros simultexting
June 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just two bettor bros simultexting
I bet Kerry Carpenter to have over 1.5 total bases today.
He has 3 home runs through 6 innings.
Guess I should've moved the decimal?
He has 3 home runs through 6 innings.
Guess I should've moved the decimal?
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I bet Kerry Carpenter to have over 1.5 total bases today.
He has 3 home runs through 6 innings.
Guess I should've moved the decimal?
He has 3 home runs through 6 innings.
Guess I should've moved the decimal?
Turns out that if you have had the same cell phone plan for 19 years and the same phone for 7, Verizon will just give you a free phone and cut your rate in half if you ask them.
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Turns out that if you have had the same cell phone plan for 19 years and the same phone for 7, Verizon will just give you a free phone and cut your rate in half if you ask them.
Need to stop being such a coward and live-bet more often.
May 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Need to stop being such a coward and live-bet more often.
Feels like NBA coaches are burning challenges way too early and often. The players overreact to calls they think were clearly wrong, so they just snap signal for a challenge and the coaches capitulate even when strategically irrelevant. Would like to see data on success rates.
May 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Feels like NBA coaches are burning challenges way too early and often. The players overreact to calls they think were clearly wrong, so they just snap signal for a challenge and the coaches capitulate even when strategically irrelevant. Would like to see data on success rates.