Petitioning for IKEA to include a carnival game section in all stores because IKEA is the closest thing to an indoor theme park for adults.

Extreme spice enjoyer and extreme sour enjoyer romance ending with very unpleasant but loving kiss

Waterboy’s grandma being a famous hero from yesteryear meeting the Z team for the first time and half of them being like “omg it’s you!!” And the other half having no clue who she is.
#dispatch #waterboy

Got sick. Had a fever dream. Met god. Told me I was an angel. Think maybe I should be kinder.

Waterboy having a nightmare time working as a janitor at a library. So many risks of water damage and mold.
#waterboy #dispatch

I couldn't get that shirt from Desigual so he got it 😌❤️
#waterboy #robertrobertson #flambae #phenomaman #dispatch

#waterboy

I think I’ve come to the realisation that I don’t like tea. I think I just like drinking hot water.

#waterboy #dispatch

Everything you do passes the time, going on a walk, making dinner, smacking your head against the wall until there’s a dent, those are your three options.

I have seven books lined up for me to read, and unfortunately for them reading is bordering on painful for me, but I may have found a solution: saw trap bathroom.