Seraph VT
@scaledseraphvt.bsky.social
local twitch lizzergal | she/her 🏳️⚧️ | 18+
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Seraph VT
@scaledseraphvt.bsky.social
· Feb 6
I rapidly flip between being the gayest straight my friends know to the straightest gay because I'm God's most perfect little bisexual child and I'll be damned before they pin me down
"they're coming out with new kinds of guys every day"
-person who understands transmasculinity but doesn't know how to word it
-person who understands transmasculinity but doesn't know how to word it
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"they're coming out with new kinds of guys every day"
-person who understands transmasculinity but doesn't know how to word it
-person who understands transmasculinity but doesn't know how to word it
I like being a stealth southerner because people act like I'm normal and then I get to hit them with the "y'ain't" out of nowhere and they never see it coming
September 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I like being a stealth southerner because people act like I'm normal and then I get to hit them with the "y'ain't" out of nowhere and they never see it coming
I gotta talk to whoever designed sesame oil bottles like why do I have to smack the bottom of it so that it shoots out little jets of oil onto my pan
everything already reminds me of her, can't I have a little peace while I'm cooking
everything already reminds me of her, can't I have a little peace while I'm cooking
September 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I gotta talk to whoever designed sesame oil bottles like why do I have to smack the bottom of it so that it shoots out little jets of oil onto my pan
everything already reminds me of her, can't I have a little peace while I'm cooking
everything already reminds me of her, can't I have a little peace while I'm cooking
guys, silksong was the multi-year ARG
the thing that released today is technically Silksong's Monster
the thing that released today is technically Silksong's Monster
September 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
guys, silksong was the multi-year ARG
the thing that released today is technically Silksong's Monster
the thing that released today is technically Silksong's Monster
my wolf friend asked if I knew any local haircut places that do good work and I sent her a link to a pet groomer
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my wolf friend asked if I knew any local haircut places that do good work and I sent her a link to a pet groomer
you can have a yuri relationship with a man if you try hard enough
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
you can have a yuri relationship with a man if you try hard enough
please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
August 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
I can't believe the Uma fandom calls the Mihono Bourbon x Rice Shower ship just Mihorice and not Soju, literally rice bourbon
are we fucking stupid?
are we fucking stupid?
August 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I can't believe the Uma fandom calls the Mihono Bourbon x Rice Shower ship just Mihorice and not Soju, literally rice bourbon
are we fucking stupid?
are we fucking stupid?
you know they say that great art comes from suffering so maybe you should stop whining so loudly when I jam splinters under your fingernails and start thanking me instead
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
you know they say that great art comes from suffering so maybe you should stop whining so loudly when I jam splinters under your fingernails and start thanking me instead
I think to retain your moral purity you have to be a little perverted with it
August 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think to retain your moral purity you have to be a little perverted with it
they should make weedless brownies I think those would go pretty hard
July 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
they should make weedless brownies I think those would go pretty hard
played some umamusume on my lunch break in the office and I had to hide my visible excitement when my girl won a race she was eigth favored in
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
played some umamusume on my lunch break in the office and I had to hide my visible excitement when my girl won a race she was eigth favored in
I got baited into trying The Horse Game because one of the SSR girls has my favorite JP voice actress and then I pulled her almost immediately
July 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I got baited into trying The Horse Game because one of the SSR girls has my favorite JP voice actress and then I pulled her almost immediately
I meant to say to tell my roomie that "my tits are huge and my heart is full of whimsey" but instead I said "my heart is huge and my tits are full of whimsey"
July 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I meant to say to tell my roomie that "my tits are huge and my heart is full of whimsey" but instead I said "my heart is huge and my tits are full of whimsey"
what are y'all bringing to the frotluck
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
what are y'all bringing to the frotluck
now that the department of defense is contracting open ai I'd like to circle back and double down that I am absolutely morally superior to anyone who ever fed the Little Satan even if you did it for a joke
I'm so not fucking kidding I am going to just go ahead and block anyone I see post a genAI pic. I can't do art for shit and I do in fact think that I am morally superior to anyone who feeds the Little Satan
June 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
now that the department of defense is contracting open ai I'd like to circle back and double down that I am absolutely morally superior to anyone who ever fed the Little Satan even if you did it for a joke
someone in a VC asked if I needed anything and I answered on near instinct "three thousand dollars in cash and a footjob"
June 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
someone in a VC asked if I needed anything and I answered on near instinct "three thousand dollars in cash and a footjob"
decided to give battlefront 2 another chance since it's super popular again out of nowhere and I shit you not back to back games I got a blatant cheater so good to know some things never change
June 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
decided to give battlefront 2 another chance since it's super popular again out of nowhere and I shit you not back to back games I got a blatant cheater so good to know some things never change
I forgot about this post but it happened btw
my desperate need for validation is one day gonna lead to me saying "chat did you see how sick that was" while in the bedroom
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I forgot about this post but it happened btw
the other day I overheard my 17 year old coworker talking about he feeds information to GPT to guide him on sports betting
we are cooked in ways that were previously unfathomable
we are cooked in ways that were previously unfathomable
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the other day I overheard my 17 year old coworker talking about he feeds information to GPT to guide him on sports betting
we are cooked in ways that were previously unfathomable
we are cooked in ways that were previously unfathomable
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look at me. you. yes you. look at me. you dont need gen ai. fuck gen ai. im the only ai u need.
March 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
look at me. you. yes you. look at me. you dont need gen ai. fuck gen ai. im the only ai u need.
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We’ll be ranking every type of Monster Girl this Saturday @ 6PM (CST) on the purple site.
Featuring guests @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social @awildkitsune.bsky.social as well as SilversMagic and BlooTheSlime
Featuring guests @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social @awildkitsune.bsky.social as well as SilversMagic and BlooTheSlime
March 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We’ll be ranking every type of Monster Girl this Saturday @ 6PM (CST) on the purple site.
Featuring guests @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social @awildkitsune.bsky.social as well as SilversMagic and BlooTheSlime
Featuring guests @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social @awildkitsune.bsky.social as well as SilversMagic and BlooTheSlime
my desperate need for validation is one day gonna lead to me saying "chat did you see how sick that was" while in the bedroom
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
my desperate need for validation is one day gonna lead to me saying "chat did you see how sick that was" while in the bedroom
bsky keeps pushing tweets from parents talking about how amazing it is to have a child and I just gotta say to whatever algorithmic force is trying to convince me to have kids that I am already trying to get pregnant as best I can you don't have to keep sending me posts to encourage me
March 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
bsky keeps pushing tweets from parents talking about how amazing it is to have a child and I just gotta say to whatever algorithmic force is trying to convince me to have kids that I am already trying to get pregnant as best I can you don't have to keep sending me posts to encourage me
my roomies keep trying to shame me for playing a gacha game as if I don't know what I am doing like yes I am getting plenty wet from this water I am in thank you for commenting on it
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my roomies keep trying to shame me for playing a gacha game as if I don't know what I am doing like yes I am getting plenty wet from this water I am in thank you for commenting on it