Sadpickle Butler
@sbutler87.bsky.social
REP: CA Talent
She/Her,TD, Writer, Filmmaker
In this house we love pickles (not a euphemism), Hanson, Sad Girl Music, watching the Pitt and reading fan fic.
She/Her,TD, Writer, Filmmaker
In this house we love pickles (not a euphemism), Hanson, Sad Girl Music, watching the Pitt and reading fan fic.
2014 me would think it’s wild that I’m not scared or freaked out by the spirits who visit the apartment I live in now.
Me when a spirit gets a little cantankerous and throws a framed picture high up in the wall onto the floor:
Me when a spirit gets a little cantankerous and throws a framed picture high up in the wall onto the floor:
a little girl is sitting on a couch and holding a piece of paper that says whatever .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch and holding a piece of paper that says whatever .
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November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
2014 me would think it’s wild that I’m not scared or freaked out by the spirits who visit the apartment I live in now.
Me when a spirit gets a little cantankerous and throws a framed picture high up in the wall onto the floor:
Me when a spirit gets a little cantankerous and throws a framed picture high up in the wall onto the floor:
You’re asking me what I do in my free time? I’m
obviously listening to Waco Texas by Ethel Cain on repeat while watching clips of Daryl and Carol from the walking dead to hurt myself.
obviously listening to Waco Texas by Ethel Cain on repeat while watching clips of Daryl and Carol from the walking dead to hurt myself.
a woman in a suit is talking about everything hurts and i 'm dying .
ALT: a woman in a suit is talking about everything hurts and i 'm dying .
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November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You’re asking me what I do in my free time? I’m
obviously listening to Waco Texas by Ethel Cain on repeat while watching clips of Daryl and Carol from the walking dead to hurt myself.
obviously listening to Waco Texas by Ethel Cain on repeat while watching clips of Daryl and Carol from the walking dead to hurt myself.
Asking for just one god damn day of peace from the apps on my phone updating. One!
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Asking for just one god damn day of peace from the apps on my phone updating. One!
One of the worst things about LA area FB marketplace is that you can tell when local influencers are offloading their free PR package items, even PR furniture from Temu (have seen multiple posts of that ugly foam chaise lounger) for more than second hand market value… and they got it free. FFS
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
One of the worst things about LA area FB marketplace is that you can tell when local influencers are offloading their free PR package items, even PR furniture from Temu (have seen multiple posts of that ugly foam chaise lounger) for more than second hand market value… and they got it free. FFS
I’m ready for that stage of my life where I have time to become really annoying about making sourdough.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I’m ready for that stage of my life where I have time to become really annoying about making sourdough.
A haunted house but it’s just Dr. Mel King looking for Dr. Frank Langdon after she helps deliver a baby in the ED
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A haunted house but it’s just Dr. Mel King looking for Dr. Frank Langdon after she helps deliver a baby in the ED
A month and a half and 7000+ words later chapter 25 is done… maybe. Idk.
a woman in a red sweater is saying maybe while sitting at a table .
ALT: a woman in a red sweater is saying maybe while sitting at a table .
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May 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A month and a half and 7000+ words later chapter 25 is done… maybe. Idk.
And my dog lives to see another day of health and prosperity according to the vet. I can report that at 11 years old he does not have glaucoma… just allergies 🫠
April 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
And my dog lives to see another day of health and prosperity according to the vet. I can report that at 11 years old he does not have glaucoma… just allergies 🫠
Anyone else get that hard AuDHD panic when you accidentally do something wrong and then subsequently burst into uncontrollable sobs when they’re scolded/confronted about it?? How do I make that stop? Asking for a friend.
April 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone else get that hard AuDHD panic when you accidentally do something wrong and then subsequently burst into uncontrollable sobs when they’re scolded/confronted about it?? How do I make that stop? Asking for a friend.
If you’re looking for torture porn or trauma porn in the fanfiction sphere I am not the one okay?? Im a “I love the hand flex from p&p 2005” gal and that’s the kind of romance I’m gonna write.
a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people in a theater .
ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people in a theater .
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April 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you’re looking for torture porn or trauma porn in the fanfiction sphere I am not the one okay?? Im a “I love the hand flex from p&p 2005” gal and that’s the kind of romance I’m gonna write.
Me tonight while writing at work:
April 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Me tonight while writing at work:
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
April 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist.
My mom texting asking me to pray for my older brother’s butthole as if it’s an urgent matter is something I wasn’t expecting so early on a Thursday morning. Unprecedented times all the way around lately.
a man in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine
ALT: a man in a pink shirt is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine
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April 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My mom texting asking me to pray for my older brother’s butthole as if it’s an urgent matter is something I wasn’t expecting so early on a Thursday morning. Unprecedented times all the way around lately.
So I accidentally got ahead of myself and wrote chapter 25 of my book when I should’ve been writing chapter 23 so there’s that.
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
So I accidentally got ahead of myself and wrote chapter 25 of my book when I should’ve been writing chapter 23 so there’s that.
I would stay up late to write tonight but the partner requested bed time snuggles so… priorities.
a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
ALT: a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
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March 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I would stay up late to write tonight but the partner requested bed time snuggles so… priorities.
Current comfort clothing hyper-fixation is wearing heavyweight 100% cotton 2xl t-shirts.
a man in front of a microphone is saying every detail is perfect
ALT: a man in front of a microphone is saying every detail is perfect
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March 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Current comfort clothing hyper-fixation is wearing heavyweight 100% cotton 2xl t-shirts.
Honestly it’s the perfect daylist for the book I’m writing. ☺️
March 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Honestly it’s the perfect daylist for the book I’m writing. ☺️
Coworkers asking me to apply for the open management position at work….
a man with a mustache wearing a grey sweater
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a grey sweater
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March 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Coworkers asking me to apply for the open management position at work….
I’m just a girl watching the stats for her latest fanfic chapter level out.
a close up of a woman with mascara on her eyes .
ALT: a close up of a woman with mascara on her eyes .
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March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m just a girl watching the stats for her latest fanfic chapter level out.
I offered to go above and beyond and work and forgot that it would require me to actually go above and beyond at work. 😭
March 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I offered to go above and beyond and work and forgot that it would require me to actually go above and beyond at work. 😭
I know that there’s a lot of shit going on with everything but I just realized how much of the parenting my grandparents did in lew of my actual boomer parents and I’m definitely not crying at work in the robo room about it.
a white cat is crying and saying `` trying my best '' with its eyes closed .
ALT: a white cat is crying and saying `` trying my best '' with its eyes closed .
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March 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know that there’s a lot of shit going on with everything but I just realized how much of the parenting my grandparents did in lew of my actual boomer parents and I’m definitely not crying at work in the robo room about it.
Just feels imperative as a writer, that with each chapter, I both scare the main characters and the readers and leave everyone wondering what will happen next.
a raccoon is holding a piece of wood in its paws and smiling .
ALT: a raccoon is holding a piece of wood in its paws and smiling .
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March 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just feels imperative as a writer, that with each chapter, I both scare the main characters and the readers and leave everyone wondering what will happen next.
Well chuffed to find out I’m my favorite cousin’s favorite cousin.
a woman in a white t-shirt with #schitts creek written on the bottom
Alt: a woman in a white t-shirt with #schitts creek written on the bottom shimmy’s her shoulders
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March 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Well chuffed to find out I’m my favorite cousin’s favorite cousin.
If I ever need any unique last names that exemplify the heritage of the Midwest I just go to Facebook and search all the people I knew in HS. Not a generic last name among them.
March 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If I ever need any unique last names that exemplify the heritage of the Midwest I just go to Facebook and search all the people I knew in HS. Not a generic last name among them.
Me to my brain: so I was talking with another writer today and describing my work flow and they called me a “pantser”. As if I just fly by the seat of my pants when writing. But that’s not true right?
Audhd Brain: about that-remember when-points back in time to all the times I pantsed everything.
Audhd Brain: about that-remember when-points back in time to all the times I pantsed everything.
a little girl in a pink dress is sitting at a table making a funny face
Alt: a little girl in a pink dress is sitting at a table making a funny face thinking “yikes”
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March 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me to my brain: so I was talking with another writer today and describing my work flow and they called me a “pantser”. As if I just fly by the seat of my pants when writing. But that’s not true right?
Audhd Brain: about that-remember when-points back in time to all the times I pantsed everything.
Audhd Brain: about that-remember when-points back in time to all the times I pantsed everything.