Lauren Henry
@saxchik.bsky.social
Corporate training improv comedian, music snob, intellectual trophy wife, NYTXW junkie, Philly sports fan, relatively decent human.
https://www.betterthanbaconimprov.com
https://www.betterthanbaconimprov.com
Gonna have to get a new cover photo soon. After 15 years I just ordered a new MINI.
March 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gonna have to get a new cover photo soon. After 15 years I just ordered a new MINI.
#InMyTechnicoloredWorld, I’m changing all my lightbulbs to disco-ball lightbulbs. (That’s actual lightbulb in my house!)
February 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
#InMyTechnicoloredWorld, I’m changing all my lightbulbs to disco-ball lightbulbs. (That’s actual lightbulb in my house!)
@sometoast.bsky.social, watching Doc on Fox and they drop an @electricfetusmpls.bsky.social reference! Miss our music outings!
February 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
@sometoast.bsky.social, watching Doc on Fox and they drop an @electricfetusmpls.bsky.social reference! Miss our music outings!
Vacuum cleaner salesperson.
#OddJobsInSpace
#OddJobsInSpace
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Vacuum cleaner salesperson.
#OddJobsInSpace
#OddJobsInSpace
Today was a good day.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
February 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Today was a good day.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Pet love, younger edition.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pet love, younger edition.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Reposted by Lauren Henry
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
Should we be getting ready for #WhenTheWorldEnds? Will someone give us a definitive heads up when it’s time? I don’t want to be working or dieting.
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Should we be getting ready for #WhenTheWorldEnds? Will someone give us a definitive heads up when it’s time? I don’t want to be working or dieting.
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I made football food!
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I made football food!
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
Always unsure how to feel when I score a hit in my Celebrity Death Pool.
January 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Always unsure how to feel when I score a hit in my Celebrity Death Pool.
Let it throw, let it throw, let it throw … ❄️
#TossASongOrPoem
#TossASongOrPoem
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Let it throw, let it throw, let it throw … ❄️
#TossASongOrPoem
#TossASongOrPoem
Hubs and I celebrated our 22nd first-date-a-versary at the place where it all began.
January 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hubs and I celebrated our 22nd first-date-a-versary at the place where it all began.
Happy 8th birthday, Turbo!
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
January 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Happy 8th birthday, Turbo!
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
Should I take down the laser Christmas lights or keep them up all year?
🟢 Green for Eagles games and St. Patrick’s Day.
🔴 Red for Valentine’s Day and Phillies games.
🔵 Blue for my sadness watching democracy die.
🟢 Green for Eagles games and St. Patrick’s Day.
🔴 Red for Valentine’s Day and Phillies games.
🔵 Blue for my sadness watching democracy die.
January 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Should I take down the laser Christmas lights or keep them up all year?
🟢 Green for Eagles games and St. Patrick’s Day.
🔴 Red for Valentine’s Day and Phillies games.
🔵 Blue for my sadness watching democracy die.
🟢 Green for Eagles games and St. Patrick’s Day.
🔴 Red for Valentine’s Day and Phillies games.
🔵 Blue for my sadness watching democracy die.
#APerfectNYE is one where I cater the party instead of cook (Greek food cause we went to Greece in September). If you’d like some baklava, hit me up!
December 31, 2024 at 4:08 AM
#APerfectNYE is one where I cater the party instead of cook (Greek food cause we went to Greece in September). If you’d like some baklava, hit me up!
Live and Let Diet
#ResolutionsInASongOrMovie
#ResolutionsInASongOrMovie
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Live and Let Diet
#ResolutionsInASongOrMovie
#ResolutionsInASongOrMovie
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
When I was a kid, I was forced to eat hot dogs even tho I don’t like them (no innuendo intended).
Therefore, #TheBestTimeToServeHotDogs is never. Brats and Italian sausage are acceptable.
Therefore, #TheBestTimeToServeHotDogs is never. Brats and Italian sausage are acceptable.
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
When I was a kid, I was forced to eat hot dogs even tho I don’t like them (no innuendo intended).
Therefore, #TheBestTimeToServeHotDogs is never. Brats and Italian sausage are acceptable.
Therefore, #TheBestTimeToServeHotDogs is never. Brats and Italian sausage are acceptable.
The new Iggles sweater I got for Christmas is lucky thus far.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
December 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The new Iggles sweater I got for Christmas is lucky thus far.
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅
#FlyEaglesFly 🦅