Sawyer Green
@sawyergreen.bsky.social
Author. Writer. Screenwriter. Playwright. Children's books. Horror. Science Fiction. Fantasy.
No AI work. Ever. Follow for real writing.
No AI work. Ever. Follow for real writing.
#Welcometoderry episode was good...but a 3-star general doesn't get to make his own operations from scratch like this episode unintentionally implies. Kinda took me out of it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#Welcometoderry episode was good...but a 3-star general doesn't get to make his own operations from scratch like this episode unintentionally implies. Kinda took me out of it.
The @reesespbcup.bsky.social peanut butter cup trees look less like trees and more like turds you'd see in the toilet and go "huh, that kinda looks like a tree."
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The @reesespbcup.bsky.social peanut butter cup trees look less like trees and more like turds you'd see in the toilet and go "huh, that kinda looks like a tree."
One of these nights, I'm going to grab a tasty midnight snack and eat the wrong thing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One of these nights, I'm going to grab a tasty midnight snack and eat the wrong thing.
I remember working in an area of the military where we weren't allowed to bring our cell phones into the building EVER. To do so would be, at best, a Letter of Reprimand, and at worse, an Article 15...for a first offense. Yet Pete Hegseth screws up with far more classified info TWICE, but crickets.
April 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I remember working in an area of the military where we weren't allowed to bring our cell phones into the building EVER. To do so would be, at best, a Letter of Reprimand, and at worse, an Article 15...for a first offense. Yet Pete Hegseth screws up with far more classified info TWICE, but crickets.
My new favorite internet hobby is reading the #Minecraft movie comments and seeing adults who have recently exited the 18-35 demographic who are unable to accept that new media isn't targeted to them anymore.
April 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My new favorite internet hobby is reading the #Minecraft movie comments and seeing adults who have recently exited the 18-35 demographic who are unable to accept that new media isn't targeted to them anymore.
Am excerpt from the Thor script.Too long has the internet just ran with this urban legend that the "Another" line in the diner scene was improvised.
April 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Am excerpt from the Thor script.Too long has the internet just ran with this urban legend that the "Another" line in the diner scene was improvised.
I suppose I'll try my hand at this #twosentencehorror all the youngsters are talking about.
"The cats were quiet all morning, so I readied my camera, wagering they were snuggling someplace warm. I walked into the kitchen and gasped at the open screen door."
"The cats were quiet all morning, so I readied my camera, wagering they were snuggling someplace warm. I walked into the kitchen and gasped at the open screen door."
March 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I suppose I'll try my hand at this #twosentencehorror all the youngsters are talking about.
"The cats were quiet all morning, so I readied my camera, wagering they were snuggling someplace warm. I walked into the kitchen and gasped at the open screen door."
"The cats were quiet all morning, so I readied my camera, wagering they were snuggling someplace warm. I walked into the kitchen and gasped at the open screen door."
I'm pretty darn late to the game, but I'm hopelessly addicted to Red Dead Redemption 2.
March 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm pretty darn late to the game, but I'm hopelessly addicted to Red Dead Redemption 2.
A day of writing and studying. Earl Hines can come along, I guess 🙂
March 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A day of writing and studying. Earl Hines can come along, I guess 🙂
I haven't been on here for a while. I've been writing. Knee deep in a Masters program for CREATIVE WRITING. Hopefully I'll have some good news soon. I've got a blitzkrieg of material to send to publishers.
March 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I haven't been on here for a while. I've been writing. Knee deep in a Masters program for CREATIVE WRITING. Hopefully I'll have some good news soon. I've got a blitzkrieg of material to send to publishers.
"I want to write a book, but I don't have the time."
*Proceeds to type four pages worth of social media comments and posts across Reddit, Facebook, BlueSky, IG, YouTube, and TikTok every day.*
*Proceeds to type four pages worth of social media comments and posts across Reddit, Facebook, BlueSky, IG, YouTube, and TikTok every day.*
February 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"I want to write a book, but I don't have the time."
*Proceeds to type four pages worth of social media comments and posts across Reddit, Facebook, BlueSky, IG, YouTube, and TikTok every day.*
*Proceeds to type four pages worth of social media comments and posts across Reddit, Facebook, BlueSky, IG, YouTube, and TikTok every day.*
Barnes and Noble has RESTOCKED Noseferatu! If you were waiting for this, now's the time! The copies sold out in minutes last time!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noseferatu...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noseferatu...
Noseferatu|Hardcover
Popular fiction author Sawyer Green and revolutionary artist Angel Revuelta have teamed up to bring you the most kid-friendly and hilarious monster book this side of Halloween! When Orin the food-snif...
www.barnesandnoble.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Barnes and Noble has RESTOCKED Noseferatu! If you were waiting for this, now's the time! The copies sold out in minutes last time!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noseferatu...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/noseferatu...
If we put our hands together and try REALLY hard, maybe we can convince the asteroid to give itself a 5% chance.
February 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If we put our hands together and try REALLY hard, maybe we can convince the asteroid to give itself a 5% chance.
What if I told you when I was a child, I had a first edition holographic Charizard card, and I traded it for a Snorlax because I liked that Pokémon more?
February 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What if I told you when I was a child, I had a first edition holographic Charizard card, and I traded it for a Snorlax because I liked that Pokémon more?
A coffee shop/bookstore sold out of copies of my book NOSEFERATU and requested more. Gosh, what a feeling 🥳
February 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A coffee shop/bookstore sold out of copies of my book NOSEFERATU and requested more. Gosh, what a feeling 🥳
Deleted my Twitter. There's a guy on there who has the handle "The Real Sawyer Green." I assume his actual name is Sawyer Green, and he's been upset. He'll be jumping for joy soon enough.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Deleted my Twitter. There's a guy on there who has the handle "The Real Sawyer Green." I assume his actual name is Sawyer Green, and he's been upset. He'll be jumping for joy soon enough.
Happy Valentine's Day, sweeties. Here's a shot of me and my wife on the beach last year 🥰
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, sweeties. Here's a shot of me and my wife on the beach last year 🥰
Way back when, I thought people who worked a full-time job and went to grad school full-time were crazy.
Here I am in grad school full time, with a high-travel full-time job, AND a high-travel part-time job.
Here I am in grad school full time, with a high-travel full-time job, AND a high-travel part-time job.
a man with a mustache is smoking a cigarette in a dark room .
ALT: a man with a mustache is smoking a cigarette in a dark room .
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February 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Way back when, I thought people who worked a full-time job and went to grad school full-time were crazy.
Here I am in grad school full time, with a high-travel full-time job, AND a high-travel part-time job.
Here I am in grad school full time, with a high-travel full-time job, AND a high-travel part-time job.
Spam, eggs, and rice is my #comfortfood What's yours? #cat as tribute
February 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Spam, eggs, and rice is my #comfortfood What's yours? #cat as tribute
Has anyone read any good #nonfiction lately? I've been inspired to read more because of my Master of Arts program :) #booksky
February 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Has anyone read any good #nonfiction lately? I've been inspired to read more because of my Master of Arts program :) #booksky
There's a special place in hell for any teacher who betrays the trust of their students and turns them over to the government.
Dante Aligheri wrote it as the final circle of hell: Treachery.
Dante Aligheri wrote it as the final circle of hell: Treachery.
January 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There's a special place in hell for any teacher who betrays the trust of their students and turns them over to the government.
Dante Aligheri wrote it as the final circle of hell: Treachery.
Dante Aligheri wrote it as the final circle of hell: Treachery.
RFK Jr. always looks like he's exactly two seconds away from shitting his pants, and I'm tired of being the only one with the guts to say it.
January 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
RFK Jr. always looks like he's exactly two seconds away from shitting his pants, and I'm tired of being the only one with the guts to say it.
Book 3 of the #2025readingchallenge
The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers 💛
#booksky #reading #horror
The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers 💛
#booksky #reading #horror
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Book 3 of the #2025readingchallenge
The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers 💛
#booksky #reading #horror
The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers 💛
#booksky #reading #horror
Got a 4.0 in my Creative Writing Residency. Something big is brewing. My MA will be in fiction, which requires me to write a novel. I do hope you're all ready for some adult horror, science fiction, and fantasy over the next 18 months 👀
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Got a 4.0 in my Creative Writing Residency. Something big is brewing. My MA will be in fiction, which requires me to write a novel. I do hope you're all ready for some adult horror, science fiction, and fantasy over the next 18 months 👀
I've been slowly bit steadily building up my #bookshelf and #bookcase at work. I've got three more shelves to go, but here's some progress. What does your bookshelf look like? #booksky
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I've been slowly bit steadily building up my #bookshelf and #bookcase at work. I've got three more shelves to go, but here's some progress. What does your bookshelf look like? #booksky