Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m not one to celebrate loss of life, but I’m also not one to mourn pieces of shit. Pass common sense gun laws or fuck off with this boo hoo shit. Also release the Epstein Files, un-redacted at that. Guy that didn’t want gun laws was killed by a gun. Fucks given NUN
Moving on…..

My friend axed me if I knew what a 70 year old women tasted like? I told him idk DEPENDS? 😂🤦‍♂️🤣🤷‍♂️🤢🤮

#Depends #incontinence #holdit #yuck #uh #ya #well #whatever

What was Up Town Funk going to give us anyway?

Wouldn’t it be nice if schools were as protected as a Tesla dealership…. #FuckTrump #FuckTesla #comeatmebro #tryanddeportme

Brown winged shithead. #birdwatching #greatoutdoors #wildlife #fucktard

Tom Cruise’s hardest mission impossible to date have dinner with his daughter! #Missionimpossiblethefinalreconing #Scientology #TomCruise

Yup.

Basketball is boring. The NBA should get rid of the traditional 3pt shot and just make it a two. Turn fast break dunks into three pointers. Bring some excitement back to the league. #nba #adamsilver #boring #stephcurryruinedthenba #makethenbagreatagain

I can only hope if the deportation efforts here in Chicago Tuesday are serious they round up every single Canadian Goose and get rid of them once and for all!
#deportation #illegals #immigrants #ice #trump #idiots #yawellwhatever

Tragic.

#elon #zuckerberg #cocks

Foreshadowing what’s to come. #Trump #orangeclown #elon #letitfail #watchitburn

Caleb Williams absolutely fkn sucks. Bench him. #chicagobears #benchrim #noconfidence