The fact that Elon is getting away with half of what he’s doing right now is just proof the CIA ain’t what it used to be…

Enjoy your new Doge of Venice…*checks notes* oops I mean the United States…

It’s feels like a good time to remind people that Nazi’s “just following orders” we’re still prosecuted for their crimes. You do not have to follow unlawful orders.

so with tiktok ban looking… this weekend I joined red note and figured I may as well re-download Duolingo to start learning mandarin… 😂

Just over here like…:🎶 blue skies smiling at meeeee…. 🎶 youtu.be/NSKwDKSsm6s?...

My banana tree is growing bananas, so I’m officially a farmer now.