Sara Bellum. 🧠
@savethebeeez.bsky.social
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Sup bitch pudding?
April 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Sup bitch pudding?
I think my time in Chicago is nearing its end. I don’t have another -7° winter left in me.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I think my time in Chicago is nearing its end. I don’t have another -7° winter left in me.
Sniff his pits or move out the way.
December 31, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Sniff his pits or move out the way.
Started binge watching The Equalizer and I’m really enjoying it. Seeing Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett working together again made me smile.
December 30, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Started binge watching The Equalizer and I’m really enjoying it. Seeing Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett working together again made me smile.
I can’t stop singing “he scared of this pussy, he scaeeeeeed”.
December 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I can’t stop singing “he scared of this pussy, he scaeeeeeed”.
Merry Christmas kiddos, now take that damn tree down.
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Merry Christmas kiddos, now take that damn tree down.
Did a fruit haul at the local market so we could try out different things. I had no idea passion fruit looks like this. It looks like someone shitted inside of it :/
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Did a fruit haul at the local market so we could try out different things. I had no idea passion fruit looks like this. It looks like someone shitted inside of it :/
Once it hits 80° the only thing I can think about is my nose being treated like the thong part of a sandal.
November 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Once it hits 80° the only thing I can think about is my nose being treated like the thong part of a sandal.
At some point we’re gonna have to discuss why those Andis clippers get so hot.
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 AM
At some point we’re gonna have to discuss why those Andis clippers get so hot.
This humidity got me looking like a glazed ham. I ain’t never going back.
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
This humidity got me looking like a glazed ham. I ain’t never going back.
November 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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I take some pretty cool photos in case y’all were wondering …receipts larryldp.com/home #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I take some pretty cool photos in case y’all were wondering …receipts larryldp.com/home #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
I miss Neopets.
November 26, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I miss Neopets.
What Apple did to this photo gallery is an absolute mess. Who sanctioned this?
November 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
What Apple did to this photo gallery is an absolute mess. Who sanctioned this?
Traveling to places where English isn’t primarily spoken is humbling. You’re forced to use context clues and critical thinking in a way that doesn’t typically get applied at home.
November 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Traveling to places where English isn’t primarily spoken is humbling. You’re forced to use context clues and critical thinking in a way that doesn’t typically get applied at home.
Sniff his pits and whatnot.
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Sniff his pits and whatnot.
It’s been fuck them kids for quite some time, but I’m finally watching Boruto: Next Generations and I’m actually enjoying it.
November 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
It’s been fuck them kids for quite some time, but I’m finally watching Boruto: Next Generations and I’m actually enjoying it.
IWH2BMX is absolutely phenomenal.
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 AM
IWH2BMX is absolutely phenomenal.
Potatoes are finally unionizing.
They have an armed guard at McDonald’s. I just want fries 🫠
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Potatoes are finally unionizing.
It’s snowing. Let’s wrap this shit up, quickly.
November 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
It’s snowing. Let’s wrap this shit up, quickly.
Decided to go to the largest black queer festival in Brazil by myself and I don’t understand a bit of Portuguese lmaooo. This is gonna be insane.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Decided to go to the largest black queer festival in Brazil by myself and I don’t understand a bit of Portuguese lmaooo. This is gonna be insane.
This feels like early twitter. No bots, no ads, just wide nostrils and hashtags. I think I’ll stay a while.
November 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
This feels like early twitter. No bots, no ads, just wide nostrils and hashtags. I think I’ll stay a while.
All this time I’ve been pronouncing açai, as a-kye. Im screaming.
November 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
All this time I’ve been pronouncing açai, as a-kye. Im screaming.
Well, get ya ass up and hold my hand.
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Well, get ya ass up and hold my hand.