Listening to a zoomer incorrectly describe the lore of “All your base are belong to us” to her friends while in line at SDCC is a reminder of my limited mortality and how much of it I’ve wasted on the internet.

I guess I’m going to have to start looking for locally sourced, American made, Gashapon.

Mario Kart is bringing back MySpace drama.

I can’t be the only one annoyed about this, right? #bocchitherock

Every time I go to Bellevue I see multiple Cybertrucks and that's why that city deserves to burn.