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The Sausage Factory
@sausagejobs.bsky.social
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🗓️ Daily sausages since 01.01.24

🥩 Drawn by @meatbrawl.bsky.social (they/them)

🎰 Bonus Links™️ are my daily warmup; I drew 3,620 of them last year.

😎 Still learning.
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72 || Come over; I’m afraid we’re almost at the end of soup season.
A sausage in a red striped button down shirt and glasses is holding a very large bowl of soup in the center of the frame. It is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. All 17 Bonus Links are having a day out with their friends looking at plants.
March 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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71 || I had a great dream, and we need to play these numbers.

(La Smorfia is an Italian book in which the story of your dreams can be translated into lottery numbers.)
A sausage holds out their hand to another sausage hand reaching in from the left side of the frame. The faceless sausage is dropping coins into the main sausage’s hand. The sausage is excitedly reading a copy of La Smorfia.
March 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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70 || I’m trying to have a peaceful day while the US government is out there disappearing permanent residents who haven’t done anything wrong. 😒

Sometimes sketching these ahead of time means I draw something peaceful on a day we should be riled up.
A sausage is floating through the clouds in a basket. They’re holding their coffee and their face is serene. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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69 || It’s the nicest day of the year.
A sausage is lifting their sunglasses to give you a little smile. All around them, confetti reading “NICE” is falling. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. All 14 Bonus Links are either wearing an item of clothing that says “nice” or holding a little flag that says it. It’s a nice day!
March 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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68 || A day reserved for yapping with my buddies over a hot drink. 🥹
A sausage centered in the frame is carrying a tray with five mugs on it. They are wearing a red sausage patterned shirt and glasses. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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67 || I’m very close to making myself a jacket with little sausage pockets.
A sausage is centered in the frame, holding a bag with a heart shaped donut on it. They’re wearing glasses and a jacket with a big yellow collar and tiny sausages as details on the pockets. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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66 || Time with buddies heals my heart. Build your community. We keep us safe.
Three sausages stand on a sidewalk. The sausage on the left is wearing a collared shirt and holding a cup of coffee. The middle sausage has a red and white striped shirt on with a little grey jacket and glasses, and they’re holding a walking stick. On the right, they’re wearing a striped yellow jacket and glasses. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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65 || Why do all these cords need to be reorganized every few months? 😮‍💨
A sausage stands in the center of the frame, with boxes of electronics cords around them. They have one very long cord running through their hands into and out of the frame. It’s a real mess in here. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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64 || I’m getting a gold star in physical therapy even though they keep telling me there is no gold star. Weird. ⭐️
A sausage is centered in the frame doing a sweaty little sit up. They’re smiling, but it’s a little gremlin smile. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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63 || It’s a low energy day of dealing with new medication side effects. 😤
A sausage is centered in the frame. Their face is tired and their eyes are barely open. They’re holding a pillow. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. About half of these 16 Bonus Links are having a hard day. The other half are trying to comfort them.
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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62 || Getting sweaty to fix my brain chemicals.
A sweaty sausage strains against resistance at the gym. They’re in a pretty wet yellow shirt. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 18 Bonus Links are having fun with their friends. Darts, drinks, games, and chats.
March 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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61 || I did every other chore, and the only thing left is laundry. 😭
A sausage is centered in the frame with their sausage-shaped laundry basket. It is overflowing. Their face is solemn and resigned. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. All 16 Bonus Links are getting coffee with buddies.
March 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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60 || Ready to show off my new bolo tie at the show.
A sausage in a red shirt looks at themselves in the bathroom mirror. They’re wearing a bolo tie with a little red sausage link on it. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. All 16 of these Bonus Links are singing. Most of them are wearing their mics.
March 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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59 || Third date: I introduce you to my sourdough starter.
A sausage in a white, sausage-patterned shirt leans over a big red bowl with a huge grin on their face. A yellow towel is on the counter next to the bowl. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 16 Bonus Links are all listening to something. Some have speakers, some have headphones, and some are dancing to the music in their heads.
February 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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58 || I have a hot drink, and I’m excited to listen to your stories. 💛
Two sausages are facing each other on comfortable chairs. On the left, a sausage in a yellow shirt is holding a mug and listening intently to the sausage on the right, who is telling a very nice story with their eyes closed. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. 19 Bonus Links want to talk to you about their legally distinct wienervehicle special interests. 👀
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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57 || Throwing my last shred of hope for today into the healing power of a cup of coffee. 🤩
A sausage holding a large mug and wearing a striped red shirt looks wide eyed and hopeful. They’re grinning. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. There are 17 Bonus Links in various winter clothing. Lots of scarves, some interesting hats, earmuffs, jackets, and headbands all present.
February 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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56 || Hate the end of a weekend away, but also happy to be back home.
A sad little sausage is centered in the frame and holding their yellow suitcase. They’re wearing a red scarf and frowning. The drawing is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 18 Bonus Links are all at a show. Some of them are chatting, some are watching intently, one is wearing a JAZZ headband, and five of them are masked at the show.
February 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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55 || It’s good to be close to you. 🥰
Two sausages on the same wavelength embrace in the center of the frame. They’re wrapped in a blanket, facing each other with their eyes closed and smiles on their faces. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. There are 18 Bonus Links today. They’re tidying up, washing their faces, yapping with their friends, and causing a little mischief.
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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54 || I made us a little more coffee. ☕️
A sausage in a yellow shirt with red, sausage shaped buttons reaches out for a cup of coffee from a hand entering the frame from the right. There are windows in the background and a little heart in the drawing. It’s signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 12 Bonus Links are all cleaning up messes. One of them has a muddy dog, lots of them have dirty hands, and one of them is eager to get started with a soapy sponge.
February 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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53 || You’re the only interesting sausage at this show.
Two sausages stand in the center of the frame. One is wearing a black jacket and a yellow respirator, the other is wearing a yellow jacket with a black respirator. Coats hang on hook behind them in a very dark venue. They’re standing very close together and looking at each other. The illustration is signed in the bottom right corner with my name, Meat. All 15 Bonus Links are engaged in building things. Some of them have tools, some of them just have ideas, and some of them are just here to make jokes.
February 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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52 || This is how I look when I’m driving because I’m listening to a pretty unsettling audiobook.
A sausage is behind the wheel of a car. Their face is very worried. They’re wearing a striped red shirt. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. All 15 of these Bonus Links are having a pretty bad day. Some of the reasons these sausages are having a bad day: tummy aches, no coffee, spilled some stuff, confusing phone call, headache, existential dread.
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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51 || You’re doing fine.
A starry-eyed sausage pins a big yellow ribbon to their sausage-patterned shirt. The ribbon says “OK.” The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 15 Bonus Links are at the gelateria. They’re getting all their favorite flavors, they’re wearing themed glasses and shirts, and they’re having a great time.
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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50 || I have a little treat for you. No reason.
A sausage in the center of the frame is holding a little box tied with a bow. A tiny heart floats up and away from them to the right. The illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. There are 13 Bonus Links today. They’re all doing things around the office. Presentations, yapping with coworkers, making lists, missing deadlines, and getting paid.
February 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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49 || This is how I look when I have your cards, and I’m at the reboot van. (Scared.)
A sausage is looking straight ahead, with big scared eyes and an open mouth. They’re wearing headphones and holding a red controller. The illustration is signed in the lower right with my name, Meat. These 13 Bonus Links are at the greenhouse. They’re buying plants of various sizes, getting potting soil, looking at seeds, and running into friends.
February 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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48 || The most popular sausage job this year is going to be hooping. ⭕️
A sausage hoops in the center of the frame. They look confident in their skills. (This sausage is not me.) the illustration is signed in the lower right corner with my name, Meat. These 13 Bonus Links are practicing their performing tricks: plate spinning, knife throwing, hooping, lyra, clowning, and tumbling.
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM