🌊Saucy Sailor🏴☠️
@saucysail0r.bsky.social
26~ he/him boy with a 😼
Crusty degenerate lover from hell,
Absent father to your unborn children, internet whore, 🚫🥛
Being strange and offputting is my kink bro- also🩸🧛♂️
🔞MDNI🔞
https://saucysail0r.carrd.co/
https://gofund.me/5bd00181
Crusty degenerate lover from hell,
Absent father to your unborn children, internet whore, 🚫🥛
Being strange and offputting is my kink bro- also🩸🧛♂️
🔞MDNI🔞
https://saucysail0r.carrd.co/
https://gofund.me/5bd00181
Pinned
Belated Table of contents:
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
I just realized that original monster energy is Halo 3 flavored yall
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I just realized that original monster energy is Halo 3 flavored yall
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should i start posting more explicit stuff again?
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
should i start posting more explicit stuff again?
Ily @fes4ever.bsky.social i got so excited seeing sombody with taste LMAOOO
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ily @fes4ever.bsky.social i got so excited seeing sombody with taste LMAOOO
I would like to apologize once for everyone who followed me for my ass pics, i am on a john sheppard kick rn and will be posting more of him because its Funny to me, and also my ass pics are free, so consider this your paying the free fee
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I would like to apologize once for everyone who followed me for my ass pics, i am on a john sheppard kick rn and will be posting more of him because its Funny to me, and also my ass pics are free, so consider this your paying the free fee
Man setting clear boundaries and expectaions
"Bro what arent we"
"Bro what arent we"
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Man setting clear boundaries and expectaions
"Bro what arent we"
"Bro what arent we"
Me when i go inside the function
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me when i go inside the function
Hey guys if you need me I'll be John Shepparding
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hey guys if you need me I'll be John Shepparding
Years ago i started using john sheppard images as all of my reacts to different scenarios because only i found it funny and none of my friends have ever seen stargate atlantis and im going to be bringing that back u guys, heres one of my favs
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Years ago i started using john sheppard images as all of my reacts to different scenarios because only i found it funny and none of my friends have ever seen stargate atlantis and im going to be bringing that back u guys, heres one of my favs
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Hello happy new year heres something squishy i found for your consideration
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Hello happy new year heres something squishy i found for your consideration
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Belated Table of contents:
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Belated Table of contents:
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
Your local ftm Seafaring pirate captain with an addiction to the grind(r)
He/Him
Sometimes i dress up like a Wolf/Cat/Demon/horror
Milk allergy
Sometimes funny
Kink for people laughing at my jokes while giving me their cash <3
Tip for wet tips ;)
saucysail0r.carrd.co
New year new situationship opening whos game
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
New year new situationship opening whos game
Nothing, and i mean Nothing- gets a mf chain smoking like a blond man
Dear God
Dear God
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Nothing, and i mean Nothing- gets a mf chain smoking like a blond man
Dear God
Dear God
Friend just started reading two all time favorite series of mine at the same time that i intensely relate to on every level and if they dont get it like i do i will be genuinely sick but also if they do they can never undertand it like i do uh its in my skin im chill about this ahah
Im so chill
Im so chill
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Friend just started reading two all time favorite series of mine at the same time that i intensely relate to on every level and if they dont get it like i do i will be genuinely sick but also if they do they can never undertand it like i do uh its in my skin im chill about this ahah
Im so chill
Im so chill
Bad haircut this, bad haircut that- a beautiful man asked me out to tea and wrote his number on my arm today so get fucked hairdressers around the world
I was wearing a beanie and a visible minecraft undershirt so i think my success today is due to the minecraft swag
I will not take this hat off
I was wearing a beanie and a visible minecraft undershirt so i think my success today is due to the minecraft swag
I will not take this hat off
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Bad haircut this, bad haircut that- a beautiful man asked me out to tea and wrote his number on my arm today so get fucked hairdressers around the world
I was wearing a beanie and a visible minecraft undershirt so i think my success today is due to the minecraft swag
I will not take this hat off
I was wearing a beanie and a visible minecraft undershirt so i think my success today is due to the minecraft swag
I will not take this hat off
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in need of assistance
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
in need of assistance
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October 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Valentines orgy oh how i fantasize about you
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Valentines orgy oh how i fantasize about you
Updates all profile bios:
"just got a bad haircut so i will be isolating for a minimum of three months, thank you for your understanding during this time"
*deactivates grindr*
"just got a bad haircut so i will be isolating for a minimum of three months, thank you for your understanding during this time"
*deactivates grindr*
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Updates all profile bios:
"just got a bad haircut so i will be isolating for a minimum of three months, thank you for your understanding during this time"
*deactivates grindr*
"just got a bad haircut so i will be isolating for a minimum of three months, thank you for your understanding during this time"
*deactivates grindr*
Fuck it- my new transition goals is the whole cast of the stargate universe
WHATCHALL KNOW ABOUT SG1
WHATCHALL KNOW ABOUT SG1
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words stranger things have happened
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words stranger things have happened
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Fuck it- my new transition goals is the whole cast of the stargate universe
WHATCHALL KNOW ABOUT SG1
WHATCHALL KNOW ABOUT SG1
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Clown Anal Orgasm- fucking my tight asshole until I have a mega intense orgasm and squirt a little!
⬇️🔗 #anal #clussy #spicycreators #nsfw
⬇️🔗 #anal #clussy #spicycreators #nsfw
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Clown Anal Orgasm- fucking my tight asshole until I have a mega intense orgasm and squirt a little!
⬇️🔗 #anal #clussy #spicycreators #nsfw
⬇️🔗 #anal #clussy #spicycreators #nsfw
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January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM