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Nowhere Bookstore in SATX still has some signed copies left @sheaserrano.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is an unacceptable Mexican pizza. Where’s my sauce @tacobell.bsky.social?
May 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My favorite thing about post-apocalyptic movies and shows is that no matter how many years it’s been since the start of it, they never run out of batteries.
May 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
May 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You can tell the MiLB department was run by males because they couldn’t find the problem with this logo.
Minor league baseball saw MLB’s Tetas and upped the ante
March 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can we stop saying “record breaking” for new contracts? Like, we know, everyone is getting paid more money than ever.
March 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The great thing about bars moving to TouchTunes is that I can mess with any bar by playing Thong Song while sitting in my living room.
March 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Don’t settle for someone who loves you for who you are. Find someone who is excited about watching you grow.
February 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My hot take: Your child is not your Valentines. Your Valentines is your Significant Other.
February 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My oldest’s YMCA soccer team is the Anteaters. MiLB coming in clutch!!! Thanks Montgomery Biscuits!
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Don’t waste your time with people that hold on to who you were. Only surround yourself with friends that can’t wait to see where you’re going.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Let’s go!!!! Bear Down!!!!!
Bear down: Chicago is finalizing a deal to hire Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as its next head coach, sources tell ESPN. Bears are getting their man.
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it does not belong in a fruit salad.
January 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Did some damage to my bank account thanks to National Hat Day! Got some Montgomery Biscuit, Louisville Bats, Augusta Green Jackets, and AZ Diamondbacks!
January 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pepe the King Prawn is my spirit animal.
January 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The last episode of Shrinking gave me strong “Where do you think we are?” Scrubs vibes. I’m pretty sure Season 3 reveal will be that.
January 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bring Eric Bieniemy to Chicago!!
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
What do you use for a bookmark? Here is mine:
December 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I remember when Black Friday was actual deals. Like, $100 for a 40” TV. Not some crappy 20% off coupon.
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Normalize engaging strangers in conversation if they’re wearing minor league baseball caps in public.
December 1, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Brucie > Peyton Thorne
December 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
And then there’s the Bears!
Football’s toughest division:
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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BREAKING: Bears coaching staff is looking to move to Arizona. Not to coach football but to personally live in a state without daylight savings time so they don’t have to be responsible for clock management even twice a year
November 29, 2024 at 12:56 AM
War Eagle!!!!!
November 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM