cellie
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i love stardew bc in what other context does "my father-in-law sent me a bomb" make ANY sense
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
i love stardew bc in what other context does "my father-in-law sent me a bomb" make ANY sense
how is it going for me? it's currently -14° with a wind chill of -29° (-25.56 and -33.89 Celsius). my head has hurt all week.
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
how is it going for me? it's currently -14° with a wind chill of -29° (-25.56 and -33.89 Celsius). my head has hurt all week.
the espn+ app on smart tvs sucks so much bc what do you mean, watching hockey on the devil (disney+) is smoother???
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
the espn+ app on smart tvs sucks so much bc what do you mean, watching hockey on the devil (disney+) is smoother???
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🚨| “Opalite” will officially be the next single from Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl”.
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
🚨| “Opalite” will officially be the next single from Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl”.
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🚨| Taylor Swift will officially make history as the youngest female inductee into the Songwriters Hall of Fame!
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
🚨| Taylor Swift will officially make history as the youngest female inductee into the Songwriters Hall of Fame!
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youngest woman inducted into the songwriters hall of fame, highest grossing tour of all time, only artist to win AOTY 4 times, only person in the arts to be named Time’s person of the year, ladies and gentlemen, ✨Taylor Swift✨
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
youngest woman inducted into the songwriters hall of fame, highest grossing tour of all time, only artist to win AOTY 4 times, only person in the arts to be named Time’s person of the year, ladies and gentlemen, ✨Taylor Swift✨
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GREATEST OF ALL TIME, YOUNGEST WOMAN TO DO SO 🥹🥹
IKTR!!!! MY GIRL!!!! SO PROUD!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IKTR!!!! MY GIRL!!!! SO PROUD!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
GREATEST OF ALL TIME, YOUNGEST WOMAN TO DO SO 🥹🥹
IKTR!!!! MY GIRL!!!! SO PROUD!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
IKTR!!!! MY GIRL!!!! SO PROUD!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Interesting to see some people more offended at a woman calling a man a bitch than at the fact that said man sexually harassed a woman, ran a smear campaign against two women and sent a man to break into taylor's house in the middle of the night
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Interesting to see some people more offended at a woman calling a man a bitch than at the fact that said man sexually harassed a woman, ran a smear campaign against two women and sent a man to break into taylor's house in the middle of the night
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objectively the funniest thing i could do with the solid gold lewis
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
objectively the funniest thing i could do with the solid gold lewis
this was made for ME and me ONLY
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
this was made for ME and me ONLY
and it's time for the battle of pennsylvania!!
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
and it's time for the battle of pennsylvania!!
love the stardew community bc when i first played it in 2018, i headcanoned sam as adhd. and now it seems like that's the general consensus
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
love the stardew community bc when i first played it in 2018, i headcanoned sam as adhd. and now it seems like that's the general consensus
hello, it is officially my birthday, and i can't sleep and have a low grade migraine. i have my first astro consult in about six hours. things are going great! 🙃
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 AM
hello, it is officially my birthday, and i can't sleep and have a low grade migraine. i have my first astro consult in about six hours. things are going great! 🙃
it is now officially a new return! i spent the exact moment taking out an order. lovely.
just over an hour until my solar return. tangentially related: my new coworker has her birthday today, with mine tomorrow. we probably have our sun at the same degree.
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
it is now officially a new return! i spent the exact moment taking out an order. lovely.
just over an hour until my solar return. tangentially related: my new coworker has her birthday today, with mine tomorrow. we probably have our sun at the same degree.
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
just over an hour until my solar return. tangentially related: my new coworker has her birthday today, with mine tomorrow. we probably have our sun at the same degree.
found out a coworker had the same birthday as me last week via our birthday and anniversary wall, and tried to talk to her about it. she... did not have the best reaction.
looked at the wall today, and both her and my birthdays were scribbled out. wtf.
looked at the wall today, and both her and my birthdays were scribbled out. wtf.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
found out a coworker had the same birthday as me last week via our birthday and anniversary wall, and tried to talk to her about it. she... did not have the best reaction.
looked at the wall today, and both her and my birthdays were scribbled out. wtf.
looked at the wall today, and both her and my birthdays were scribbled out. wtf.
god, people willingly live in edmonton. shy of seven and a half hours of sunlight on the winter solstice.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
god, people willingly live in edmonton. shy of seven and a half hours of sunlight on the winter solstice.
for everyone seeing this and is *not* into astrology, much less mundane astro: every time uranus is in gemini, the us has been involved in a war. we were "born" with uranus in gemini. this is a full uranus cycle, also called a uranus return.
and astrologers have been watching this for a while.
and astrologers have been watching this for a while.
sighhhhhh. here comes uranus in gemini.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
for everyone seeing this and is *not* into astrology, much less mundane astro: every time uranus is in gemini, the us has been involved in a war. we were "born" with uranus in gemini. this is a full uranus cycle, also called a uranus return.
and astrologers have been watching this for a while.
and astrologers have been watching this for a while.
sighhhhhh. here comes uranus in gemini.
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
sighhhhhh. here comes uranus in gemini.
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Astrology of 2026
🪐 Saturn-Neptune conjunct Feb
🌛 Eclipses Aqu & Virgo Feb/Mar
⚡ Uranus enters Gemini April
🦁 Jupiter from Cancer to Leo Jun
💥 Mars-Uranus conjunction Jul 4
☀️ Eclipses Leo & Pisces Aug
♀️ Venus retro Libra/Scorp Oct/Nov
♂️ Mars retro builds end of year
🪐 Saturn-Neptune conjunct Feb
🌛 Eclipses Aqu & Virgo Feb/Mar
⚡ Uranus enters Gemini April
🦁 Jupiter from Cancer to Leo Jun
💥 Mars-Uranus conjunction Jul 4
☀️ Eclipses Leo & Pisces Aug
♀️ Venus retro Libra/Scorp Oct/Nov
♂️ Mars retro builds end of year
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Astrology of 2026
🪐 Saturn-Neptune conjunct Feb
🌛 Eclipses Aqu & Virgo Feb/Mar
⚡ Uranus enters Gemini April
🦁 Jupiter from Cancer to Leo Jun
💥 Mars-Uranus conjunction Jul 4
☀️ Eclipses Leo & Pisces Aug
♀️ Venus retro Libra/Scorp Oct/Nov
♂️ Mars retro builds end of year
🪐 Saturn-Neptune conjunct Feb
🌛 Eclipses Aqu & Virgo Feb/Mar
⚡ Uranus enters Gemini April
🦁 Jupiter from Cancer to Leo Jun
💥 Mars-Uranus conjunction Jul 4
☀️ Eclipses Leo & Pisces Aug
♀️ Venus retro Libra/Scorp Oct/Nov
♂️ Mars retro builds end of year
the hockey rosters for the olympics are coming out and dear god, the us is going to get annihilated
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
the hockey rosters for the olympics are coming out and dear god, the us is going to get annihilated
most people are making new year's resolutions and celebrating the new year. i'm looking at my solar returns for the previous & next year and reflecting
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
most people are making new year's resolutions and celebrating the new year. i'm looking at my solar returns for the previous & next year and reflecting
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