HCE
@saturnalreturn.bsky.social
unnatural conflux of evil humours
19th century American names:
-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor
-Clod Willikers
-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe
-Salmon P. Fish
-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor
-Clod Willikers
-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe
-Salmon P. Fish
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
19th century American names:
-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor
-Clod Willikers
-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe
-Salmon P. Fish
-Scipio Julius Everhard Moppingfloor
-Clod Willikers
-Barabbas Eckersley Bramblethorpe
-Salmon P. Fish
hey man just wanted to say your larval stage is looking really good 👍 can't wait to see you pupate
March 21, 2025 at 6:19 AM
hey man just wanted to say your larval stage is looking really good 👍 can't wait to see you pupate
bro's enjoinder to commence lowkey had us initiating a sequence of behaviors
March 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
bro's enjoinder to commence lowkey had us initiating a sequence of behaviors
"Bahahaha" she said laughingly.
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Bahahaha" she said laughingly.
That humorous observation had me laughing out loud, friend
March 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That humorous observation had me laughing out loud, friend
dark matter is very much the Gromit to matter's Wallace
March 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
dark matter is very much the Gromit to matter's Wallace
It kind of sucks here too doesn't it
January 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
It kind of sucks here too doesn't it
before I leave the house I kiss every appliance and tell it to "sleep quietly"
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
before I leave the house I kiss every appliance and tell it to "sleep quietly"
these are my sons Carter, Brayden, and Jaxton. and these are my steppe nomad sons Timur and Ganzorig
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
these are my sons Carter, Brayden, and Jaxton. and these are my steppe nomad sons Timur and Ganzorig
mom said it's my turn to be the power behind the throne
January 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
mom said it's my turn to be the power behind the throne
everything just happened
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
everything just happened
Reposted by HCE
police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
December 12, 2024 at 12:23 AM
police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
these babes have long since ceased to be groovy
January 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
these babes have long since ceased to be groovy
police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
December 12, 2024 at 12:23 AM
police officer: can you describe the assailant ma'am?
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
me: a bird... small bird... a passerine
officer: can you tell us what family, what genus?
me: no... no. It was dark. I just remember that he said "krrk krrk ktwee"
big empty nothingnesses
December 10, 2024 at 6:30 AM
big empty nothingnesses
a little bit of column a vs a little bit of column b powerscaling
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
a little bit of column a vs a little bit of column b powerscaling
I've been amusing myself lately with the idea of a man named Butch Lesbian. first name Butch, last name Lesbian
December 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I've been amusing myself lately with the idea of a man named Butch Lesbian. first name Butch, last name Lesbian
I wish we were living in a centrally planned state
December 7, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I wish we were living in a centrally planned state
grown-ups are increasingly embracing the emotional power and visual delights of picture books
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
grown-ups are increasingly embracing the emotional power and visual delights of picture books
there is a crack in everything, that's how the little tiny guys get in
December 6, 2024 at 6:56 AM
there is a crack in everything, that's how the little tiny guys get in