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saturnaal
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XKeyscore leaderboard champion, post-content internet observer, cursed to live in interesting times, just borned.
If you attend a Peter Thiel lecture, and don't publish a recording or synopsis of what was covered, you might be the antichrist.
October 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Never trust anything the government says" people we need you now.
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We are disrupting the industrialized evil industry.
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Anyone seen one of these incredible, paradigm shifting breakthroughs or new products that I was told AI will bring?

I haven't.
July 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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San Altman saying that his plan is to create AGI and then ask AGI how to make money is great because we're just inventing the Ferengi religion.
July 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I detest all forms of "baby talk" and the infantilization of language must be avoided at all costs.
July 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Man if Omelas is getting all this from just one child...

How many kids do you think we could squeeze into the suffering room?
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
June 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wisdom of the old masters.
June 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There is no greater aggregator of loud and proud mental illness on display than LinkedIn.

Nothing else comes close.
June 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So eager to believe.
So reluctant to learn.
June 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't care for this particular psyop.
June 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A haiku
Can have any number
Of syllables I want
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Context provides contrast for the deranged hell we've constructed around ourselves.
Grub Hub's Delivery Dance, but with Context
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June 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love my eugenicist wife.
June 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Quick art Wednesday.

The prompt: frogs with human feet.
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"I saw all the times you sacrificed dignity and comfort for trivial savings, Anon, and I want you to know I'm proud of you. I want you to have this", the CEO says as he hands me a $10 Subway gift card.

This is it, the moment I've been waiting for. Why I did everything, why I kept going, despite...
June 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We should be much more focused on deporting the people that leave a puddle of piss in front of every urinal.
June 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's wild how easy it is to tell who has never seen a black bear in the wild by how they talk about cryptids.
June 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You don't have a superpower.
May 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You need to express yourself like you need to express a cyst.

In private, preferably with the oversight of a medical professional, for health reasons.
May 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In a world of derivatives, there is a deep absense of Netrek spiritual successors.
May 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What you're just gonna... Wall around outside, look at plants or whatever? I don't get it.
May 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
May 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM