If I was the giants kicker I would pretend I tore my ACL and go home
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If I was the giants kicker I would pretend I tore my ACL and go home
I want to be a tea drinker so bad
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I want to be a tea drinker so bad
I was up until 4:30 in the morning reading a book in one sitting and man I am paying for it today
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I was up until 4:30 in the morning reading a book in one sitting and man I am paying for it today
Pennywise did his big one in last nights episode. I love him So much
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pennywise did his big one in last nights episode. I love him So much
The eagles doing this to the cowboys on the internet that I pay for is crazy
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The eagles doing this to the cowboys on the internet that I pay for is crazy
Walk in the Park
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November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
B*ll Cl*nton is the freakiest freak that's ever froke
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
B*ll Cl*nton is the freakiest freak that's ever froke
A-Punk will be used in commercials until the end of time
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A-Punk will be used in commercials until the end of time
Did u know that if u take ur psychiatric medication as prescribed u will feel a little bit better
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did u know that if u take ur psychiatric medication as prescribed u will feel a little bit better
Being on my phone does not make me feel good and is not fun anymore
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Being on my phone does not make me feel good and is not fun anymore
I've been smelling like Icy hot for 3 days straight
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I've been smelling like Icy hot for 3 days straight
NFL commentator just described a player as "small player, built low to the ground"
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
NFL commentator just described a player as "small player, built low to the ground"
I love googling things
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I love googling things
I am very out of my comfort zone in this bar but like it's also Fun
November 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I am very out of my comfort zone in this bar but like it's also Fun
Welcome to Derry is fucking terrifying
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Welcome to Derry is fucking terrifying
I love when bands do that mix n match shit (ik it's called a supergroup but that sounds lame) like, that's how we got temple of the dog and angel du$t
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love when bands do that mix n match shit (ik it's called a supergroup but that sounds lame) like, that's how we got temple of the dog and angel du$t
I just tried catching a pokemon mid air and was so confused when time didn't slow down LOL muscle memory from Zelda
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I just tried catching a pokemon mid air and was so confused when time didn't slow down LOL muscle memory from Zelda
A swiffer duster hates to see me coming
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A swiffer duster hates to see me coming
There, There
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October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I love getting "friendly" reminders about appointments I'd be so sad if they were unfriendly
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I love getting "friendly" reminders about appointments I'd be so sad if they were unfriendly
Showing ankle in the Safeway vaccine check in line
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Showing ankle in the Safeway vaccine check in line
How do u get off a pogo stick
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
How do u get off a pogo stick
I'd be dangerous with a prescription pad
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'd be dangerous with a prescription pad
Big fan of artists that make their lyrics difficult to understand
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Big fan of artists that make their lyrics difficult to understand