just called out tomorrow for the second time calling out since i started working in august lol 4 day weekend!!
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
just called out tomorrow for the second time calling out since i started working in august lol 4 day weekend!!
i was like why do i feel sick well i've been drinking soap all morning lol
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
i was like why do i feel sick well i've been drinking soap all morning lol
like yall preach about the gender binary being arbitrary and gender being fluid until you're faced with someone me then it's like "ok but what box do u choose". ppl genuinely stay asking the "what's in your pants" question but in a nicer way like im not even mad im just like damn bro
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
like yall preach about the gender binary being arbitrary and gender being fluid until you're faced with someone me then it's like "ok but what box do u choose". ppl genuinely stay asking the "what's in your pants" question but in a nicer way like im not even mad im just like damn bro
whenever i am in a boy arc i get a million ppl thinking im detrans mtf and whenever im in a girl arc i get a million people thinking im detrans ftm its no winning yall 😭 how am i so clockable but nobody ever gets it right cis and trans people alike both online and irl
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
whenever i am in a boy arc i get a million ppl thinking im detrans mtf and whenever im in a girl arc i get a million people thinking im detrans ftm its no winning yall 😭 how am i so clockable but nobody ever gets it right cis and trans people alike both online and irl
lowkey this was crazy work
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
lowkey this was crazy work
i think we should just call tucking "ToodleButt"
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
i think we should just call tucking "ToodleButt"
caught up with my h4bb0 h07el friends after 9 months and two of them met irl and are having a baby and someone else told me a bunch of tea and i saw my bestie on there and we shared music i love this stupid fucking dogshit game
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
caught up with my h4bb0 h07el friends after 9 months and two of them met irl and are having a baby and someone else told me a bunch of tea and i saw my bestie on there and we shared music i love this stupid fucking dogshit game
satellite is my name but so is tate :) u can call me both
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
satellite is my name but so is tate :) u can call me both
good evening everyone it's a novos baianos kind of day.
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
good evening everyone it's a novos baianos kind of day.
*wakes up on monday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda day. *wakes up on tuesday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda day. *wKes up on wednesday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
*wakes up on monday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda day. *wakes up on tuesday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda day. *wKes up on wednesday* hmmm it's a novos baianos kinda
ewww period!! ew you bleed out of your toodle ewww!!! you're a faggot and a pervert
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ewww period!! ew you bleed out of your toodle ewww!!! you're a faggot and a pervert
same perverted boner zombies who stay talking about every sexual experience they ever had look at me like i've murdered entire families for mentioning how my period pisses me off
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
same perverted boner zombies who stay talking about every sexual experience they ever had look at me like i've murdered entire families for mentioning how my period pisses me off
i'm all for sex positivity or what the fuck ever but some of you need to shut your perverted fucking mouths in casual conversation cause i surely did not consent to hearing all that goddamned horseshit
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i'm all for sex positivity or what the fuck ever but some of you need to shut your perverted fucking mouths in casual conversation cause i surely did not consent to hearing all that goddamned horseshit
why yes work i would love to work a full shift then go home for a couple hours then come back for a mandatory 3 hour meeting where you tell me shit i already fucking know then by the time i get home at 7 pm i have to go right to bed to get up at 2 am to open again tomorrow that sounds great man
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
why yes work i would love to work a full shift then go home for a couple hours then come back for a mandatory 3 hour meeting where you tell me shit i already fucking know then by the time i get home at 7 pm i have to go right to bed to get up at 2 am to open again tomorrow that sounds great man
i just worked 7 days in a row and they really asked if i could come in at 4 am on my one day off before i work 7 more days in a row yall are tripping lol
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i just worked 7 days in a row and they really asked if i could come in at 4 am on my one day off before i work 7 more days in a row yall are tripping lol
basic music theory memory hacks
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
basic music theory memory hacks
they call me marie aristocats the way i practice my scales and my arpeggios
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
they call me marie aristocats the way i practice my scales and my arpeggios
when ur frontal lobe develops and u suddenly understand modes
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 AM
when ur frontal lobe develops and u suddenly understand modes
i'm gonna be such a good dad
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i'm gonna be such a good dad
i genuinely want to name my first son Jamiroquai and his last name would be johnson can i legally do that
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i genuinely want to name my first son Jamiroquai and his last name would be johnson can i legally do that
*sigh* it's finally time.
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
*sigh* it's finally time.