Old Nick
satanicholiness.bsky.social
Old Nick
@satanicholiness.bsky.social
Some emojis.
In which H is revealed to be Hitler, played by Nigel Farage.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mahmood backwards is Doom Ham.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It’s been a bad day for rape-adjacent billionaires.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you’re still paying the licence fee then you’re part of the problem.

#defundtheBBC
Why the BBC handing Reform hours upon hours of unfiltered coverage of their press conferences every single week is so irresponsible

What exactly has been "squandered" about Brexit here and by whom?
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you’re going to trust anyone on the subject of aliens, choose a woman with a face like Jodrell Bank.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The white trash who bitch about mixed-race families on TV need to look in the mirror and ask themselves why they’re so unfuckable.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ve never watched Strictly, I’m a Celebrity or Traitors. If you’re famous and haven’t been on Saturday Kitchen or Would I Lie To You, chances are I’ve never heard of you.
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've written a eulogy for Ange Postecoglou:

Hold me in your arms
Don’t let me go
I want to stay forever
18 goals conceded
Home and away.
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The highlight of this England match was switching over to Only Connect.
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Words are shit.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“They’re for the bullet holes, puta!”
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’d rather live next door to Abu Hamza than Robert Jenrick.
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You can’t fool me, that’s Nadine Dorries and Tim Davie.
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I haven’t given fewer fucks about a “news” story since yesterday’s one about Taylor Swift.
@zoecrowther.bsky.social story:

The BBC has apologised after airing a fast-spreading fake claim that Tony Blair's son's company is producing the digital ID scheme

The Have I Got News For You episode which repeated the claim has been removed from iPlayer to be edited, the BBC told PolHome
BBC Apologises For Airing Fake Claim About Digital ID Scheme
The BBC has apologised for airing a false claim about Tony Blair's son's company being awarded a government contract to produce the new mandatory d...
www.politicshome.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Zia Yusuf. Funny name, that. Bit immigranty.
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m Going Straight To Heaven by MC 900 Ft. Jesus.
What music do you think will be played during the rapture? I think it will be Sunchyme by Dario G
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
One of the very best people discusses one of the very worst.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ij...
Jello Biafra: Charlie Kirk & The Damage Done (WWJD? Part 122 & Renegade Roundtable s3ep4)
YouTube video by Alternative Tentacles
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September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every time someone says “Paqueta” my brain autocompletes with “crisps”.
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I live less than 20 miles from Windsor Castle and there’s definitely a whiff of incontinent nonce on the breeze…
September 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What’s Roy Keane doing there?
September 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM