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Eddie Murphy
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Eddie Murphy
The weather keeps interfering with the internet and the Bears game keeps freezing
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The weather keeps interfering with the internet and the Bears game keeps freezing
Patriots won so I'm happy
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Patriots won so I'm happy
You'll love it
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You'll love it
Yea, we are doing the one day pass of Sling TV to watch the Patriots for $5
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Yea, we are doing the one day pass of Sling TV to watch the Patriots for $5
Or having to show someone how to turn the valve under the sink at work when the water won't stop running & there is already a sticky note next to it
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Or having to show someone how to turn the valve under the sink at work when the water won't stop running & there is already a sticky note next to it
Calculators
January 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Calculators
I don't even walk my niece to the bus stop without them
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I don't even walk my niece to the bus stop without them
Diet Rite soda was great and old school Shake n Bake mix when we mistakenly used the pork chop flavor for chicken
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Diet Rite soda was great and old school Shake n Bake mix when we mistakenly used the pork chop flavor for chicken
She bought out another couple at Ocean House for the wedding; now she'll need to do it all over again
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
She bought out another couple at Ocean House for the wedding; now she'll need to do it all over again
Dang I planned on hanging out in Newport that week
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dang I planned on hanging out in Newport that week
Sorry dudes I can't think of anything that happened to me in 2016 to share or post about 🤷♀️
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Sorry dudes I can't think of anything that happened to me in 2016 to share or post about 🤷♀️
He's such a great guy
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
He's such a great guy
It was one one the first songs I taped off the radio with my tape recorder; oh the good old days
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
It was one one the first songs I taped off the radio with my tape recorder; oh the good old days
Reposted
Bob hosts a dinner party for his new friend, as Gayle wants to introduce the family to her new boyfriend, only to reveal that he is someone Louise knows and loathes in "The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, and Her Lover", aired 10 Years Ago. #BobsBurgers #DayInFandomHistory
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Bob hosts a dinner party for his new friend, as Gayle wants to introduce the family to her new boyfriend, only to reveal that he is someone Louise knows and loathes in "The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, and Her Lover", aired 10 Years Ago. #BobsBurgers #DayInFandomHistory
Yes I will fo to work tomorrow witheither a headache or a hangover
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Yes I will fo to work tomorrow witheither a headache or a hangover
Listening to Creep (Radiohrad version) with the curly girl
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Listening to Creep (Radiohrad version) with the curly girl
I don't want that to happen to Shanice either
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I don't want that to happen to Shanice either
Retirement
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Retirement
Officially less than a month to go - yeah me
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Officially less than a month to go - yeah me
I had a classmate in grammar school who did that all the time
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I had a classmate in grammar school who did that all the time
Final Destination Bloodlines
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Final Destination Bloodlines
Determined
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Determined
He's a delight on all the talk shows
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
He's a delight on all the talk shows