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@sassyleftymess.bsky.social
Teacher•Queer, she/they•Virgo•Introvert
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📍Fenway, probably
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📍Fenway, probably
Bagels & cream cheese from the correct establish in my childhood hometown is my love language
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Bagels & cream cheese from the correct establish in my childhood hometown is my love language
I'm not having kids to it doesn't matter, but one thing I can't imagine doing is giving them a name with the same first initial.
And I think this bias comes from how we labeled Christmas presents in my childhood household growing up 🤣
And I think this bias comes from how we labeled Christmas presents in my childhood household growing up 🤣
May 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm not having kids to it doesn't matter, but one thing I can't imagine doing is giving them a name with the same first initial.
And I think this bias comes from how we labeled Christmas presents in my childhood household growing up 🤣
And I think this bias comes from how we labeled Christmas presents in my childhood household growing up 🤣
Apparently one of my major coping strategies is logging off.
Which doesn't really vibe with modern society.
🤷♀️
Which doesn't really vibe with modern society.
🤷♀️
April 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Apparently one of my major coping strategies is logging off.
Which doesn't really vibe with modern society.
🤷♀️
Which doesn't really vibe with modern society.
🤷♀️
I have to cancel a planning meeting that I wanted tomorrow so that I can be in a high-profile meeting about a crisis situation and it honestly just feels like this is what I should assume work will be like for the foreseeable future.
March 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have to cancel a planning meeting that I wanted tomorrow so that I can be in a high-profile meeting about a crisis situation and it honestly just feels like this is what I should assume work will be like for the foreseeable future.
In what world is it appropriate decorum to sing "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" as a Congressperson is escorted out of a Presidential address? 🙄
March 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In what world is it appropriate decorum to sing "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" as a Congressperson is escorted out of a Presidential address? 🙄
I had a bowl of bread & butter pickles, pepperoni, and avocado for dinner... in case you were curious about my mental health these days.
February 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I had a bowl of bread & butter pickles, pepperoni, and avocado for dinner... in case you were curious about my mental health these days.
Ran into a family from school on the subway 👀 I appreciate that they waited to say hi until they were about to get off at their stop.
Sometimes I forget that I'm actually a part of a community at this job.
Sometimes I forget that I'm actually a part of a community at this job.
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Ran into a family from school on the subway 👀 I appreciate that they waited to say hi until they were about to get off at their stop.
Sometimes I forget that I'm actually a part of a community at this job.
Sometimes I forget that I'm actually a part of a community at this job.
Tell me everything I need to know about becoming an Apple Watch girlie 👀
December 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Tell me everything I need to know about becoming an Apple Watch girlie 👀
If I could live the rest of my life without ever again being told to "remember your why" or asked to "identify your why" I'd be pretty thrilled
December 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
If I could live the rest of my life without ever again being told to "remember your why" or asked to "identify your why" I'd be pretty thrilled
Can someone please help me understand the New England urge to serve chicken fingers with sweet & sour dipping sauce?!
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Can someone please help me understand the New England urge to serve chicken fingers with sweet & sour dipping sauce?!
Not overly religious but pro-kindness, always
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Not overly religious but pro-kindness, always
I made my mother text me 3 different recipes and browsed 3 more online, and then improvised my own... but I'm thrilled with these apple-banana-walnut micro-loaves.
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I made my mother text me 3 different recipes and browsed 3 more online, and then improvised my own... but I'm thrilled with these apple-banana-walnut micro-loaves.
Things that are weird but not inherently wrong: today’s commute edition.
A wrapped extension cord coming from the roof down a storefront towards the street but bundled so it stays higher than doorframe level ?!?
A wrapped extension cord coming from the roof down a storefront towards the street but bundled so it stays higher than doorframe level ?!?
November 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Things that are weird but not inherently wrong: today’s commute edition.
A wrapped extension cord coming from the roof down a storefront towards the street but bundled so it stays higher than doorframe level ?!?
A wrapped extension cord coming from the roof down a storefront towards the street but bundled so it stays higher than doorframe level ?!?
The female-bodied struggle of figuring out exactly what upper body pain you’re having 😤
Is it anxiety? Acid reflux? Heart? Lungs? Boobs? Just workout soreness? Too many hours in your bra?
Is it anxiety? Acid reflux? Heart? Lungs? Boobs? Just workout soreness? Too many hours in your bra?
November 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
The female-bodied struggle of figuring out exactly what upper body pain you’re having 😤
Is it anxiety? Acid reflux? Heart? Lungs? Boobs? Just workout soreness? Too many hours in your bra?
Is it anxiety? Acid reflux? Heart? Lungs? Boobs? Just workout soreness? Too many hours in your bra?
I know it’s a *relatively* “harmless” side effect but my rage at the way each round of Covid has played with my cycle remains HIGH.
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I know it’s a *relatively* “harmless” side effect but my rage at the way each round of Covid has played with my cycle remains HIGH.
I’m excited that we are doing an underground staff spirit week but I don’t like the vibe of having us all dress in black 🤷♀️
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I’m excited that we are doing an underground staff spirit week but I don’t like the vibe of having us all dress in black 🤷♀️
I’m going to try and cook out of my pantry the rest of the year & not buy pantry groceries 👀
November 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I’m going to try and cook out of my pantry the rest of the year & not buy pantry groceries 👀
I know the Red Cup Day cup is probably supposed to be peppermints but they look like beachballs to me 🤷♀️ I’ll still use it at school but mehhh
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I know the Red Cup Day cup is probably supposed to be peppermints but they look like beachballs to me 🤷♀️ I’ll still use it at school but mehhh
One of my biggest teacher pet peeves - like @ other staff, not at the students - is when staff is writing down student responses but instead of just writing what the kids said they rework it and change it to better prove the point of the lesson… why can’t we validate their actual thinking?
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
One of my biggest teacher pet peeves - like @ other staff, not at the students - is when staff is writing down student responses but instead of just writing what the kids said they rework it and change it to better prove the point of the lesson… why can’t we validate their actual thinking?
Impulse buying concert tix is very high on my list of toxic traits 👀
November 12, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Impulse buying concert tix is very high on my list of toxic traits 👀
The cranberries from the Sbux winter menu refresher are a perfect addition to my stovetop potpourri and it makes me feel so *adult*
November 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM
The cranberries from the Sbux winter menu refresher are a perfect addition to my stovetop potpourri and it makes me feel so *adult*
Instead of apologizing for blowing your smoke at me on the train, maybe just don’t smoke for the 20 minute ride??
October 25, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Instead of apologizing for blowing your smoke at me on the train, maybe just don’t smoke for the 20 minute ride??
Over 10 minutes between subways isn’t appropriate during standard commute hours. I love my city but will die on that transit hill.
October 21, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Over 10 minutes between subways isn’t appropriate during standard commute hours. I love my city but will die on that transit hill.
Attempt 37 at recommitting to this platform as my primary social. Partner convinced me that it’s time.
October 19, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Attempt 37 at recommitting to this platform as my primary social. Partner convinced me that it’s time.
I can’t tell if this week has been blowing my mind because I’m a little sick and off my game, or if our school has just been extra chaotic
February 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I can’t tell if this week has been blowing my mind because I’m a little sick and off my game, or if our school has just been extra chaotic