Sasha Srbulj
@sashasrbulj.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian - Comedy Album "Root for the Wind" now on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon, Deezer etc…- “HILARIOUS, OBSERVANT, AND INTELLIGENT”
The trouble with the world is that stupid people are sure of themselves and intelligent people are full of doubt.
I’m 100% certain of this.
I’m 100% certain of this.
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The trouble with the world is that stupid people are sure of themselves and intelligent people are full of doubt.
I’m 100% certain of this.
I’m 100% certain of this.
Let’s assume for a second that Elon’s ‘gesture’ was NOT a sieg heil… Usually when ‘my heart goes out’ to somebody - it’s longer than 3 months.
#elonmusk
#elonmusk
August 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Let’s assume for a second that Elon’s ‘gesture’ was NOT a sieg heil… Usually when ‘my heart goes out’ to somebody - it’s longer than 3 months.
#elonmusk
#elonmusk
August Trump: “I hope this Diddy stuff distracts everybody from Epstein.”
December Trump: “I hope this Epstein stuff distracts everybody from the Economy.”
#economy
December Trump: “I hope this Epstein stuff distracts everybody from the Economy.”
#economy
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
August Trump: “I hope this Diddy stuff distracts everybody from Epstein.”
December Trump: “I hope this Epstein stuff distracts everybody from the Economy.”
#economy
December Trump: “I hope this Epstein stuff distracts everybody from the Economy.”
#economy
- Actually, your cat just sees you as a big, dumb, slower cat.
- Ironic, considering I see my cat as a hairy little jerk of a person.
#cats
- Ironic, considering I see my cat as a hairy little jerk of a person.
#cats
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
- Actually, your cat just sees you as a big, dumb, slower cat.
- Ironic, considering I see my cat as a hairy little jerk of a person.
#cats
- Ironic, considering I see my cat as a hairy little jerk of a person.
#cats
Before this ad - I knew white supremacy still existed, but I didn’t think American Eagle was still in business.
#sidneysweeny
#sidneysweeny
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Before this ad - I knew white supremacy still existed, but I didn’t think American Eagle was still in business.
#sidneysweeny
#sidneysweeny
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Your parents gave you crap for watching Reality TV and 15 years later voted to populate the whole government with every single 2010s Reality TV star.
#parents
#parents
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Your parents gave you crap for watching Reality TV and 15 years later voted to populate the whole government with every single 2010s Reality TV star.
#parents
#parents
We all now live on the learning curve of the dumbest people in history.
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We all now live on the learning curve of the dumbest people in history.
There used to be a trope that “only countries with a tradition of grand opera had fascism” and that all these regimes are devised by artists and poets… Now it looks like the next crop will be devised by tech geeks. #grok
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
There used to be a trope that “only countries with a tradition of grand opera had fascism” and that all these regimes are devised by artists and poets… Now it looks like the next crop will be devised by tech geeks. #grok
The Bezos Wedding registry has no gifts and just asks that 10 million people give up their health care so that they & all their guests can get a tax break.
June 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Bezos Wedding registry has no gifts and just asks that 10 million people give up their health care so that they & all their guests can get a tax break.
Even Ketamine sales are down because of him.
April 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Even Ketamine sales are down because of him.
If somebody had replaced Elon with a clone programmed to destroy his business and reputation - I’m not sure they could have done a better job.
April 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If somebody had replaced Elon with a clone programmed to destroy his business and reputation - I’m not sure they could have done a better job.
We convinced the arsonist to rest for a while.
“Relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
“Relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We convinced the arsonist to rest for a while.
“Relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
“Relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”
For the Past 9 years: “Look, I don’t care about all the stuff he’s saying, what’s important is the economy & my 401k.”
Same person, since yesterday: “Look, I don’t care about the economy & my 401k, what’s important is all the stuff he’s saying.”
#maga
Same person, since yesterday: “Look, I don’t care about the economy & my 401k, what’s important is all the stuff he’s saying.”
#maga
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
For the Past 9 years: “Look, I don’t care about all the stuff he’s saying, what’s important is the economy & my 401k.”
Same person, since yesterday: “Look, I don’t care about the economy & my 401k, what’s important is all the stuff he’s saying.”
#maga
Same person, since yesterday: “Look, I don’t care about the economy & my 401k, what’s important is all the stuff he’s saying.”
#maga
Stay strong & trust in President Trump’s plan!
Yes, your investments crashed and you can’t retire any time soon - but in about 10 years time this will bring back millions of jobs for US robots.
#tariffs
Yes, your investments crashed and you can’t retire any time soon - but in about 10 years time this will bring back millions of jobs for US robots.
#tariffs
April 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stay strong & trust in President Trump’s plan!
Yes, your investments crashed and you can’t retire any time soon - but in about 10 years time this will bring back millions of jobs for US robots.
#tariffs
Yes, your investments crashed and you can’t retire any time soon - but in about 10 years time this will bring back millions of jobs for US robots.
#tariffs
The era of “Oh yeah, Mister ‘studied hard, worked harder, lived within your means & invested’ - who’s the idiot now!?” has arrived.
#donaldtrump
#donaldtrump
April 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The era of “Oh yeah, Mister ‘studied hard, worked harder, lived within your means & invested’ - who’s the idiot now!?” has arrived.
#donaldtrump
#donaldtrump
Liberation Day followed by Libation Day.
#stockmarket
#stockmarket
April 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Liberation Day followed by Libation Day.
#stockmarket
#stockmarket
“But Hey - at least those 3 trans people can’t play volleyball anymore.” - things overheard next year while sifting through dumpsters.
#tariffs
#tariffs
April 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“But Hey - at least those 3 trans people can’t play volleyball anymore.” - things overheard next year while sifting through dumpsters.
#tariffs
#tariffs
The Tariffs will continue until morale improves.
#stockmarket
#stockmarket
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Tariffs will continue until morale improves.
#stockmarket
#stockmarket