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When your MAGA meemaw loses her health insurance because she didn't know it was actually Obamacare, give her a reassuring hug and say:

"Gammy, look on the bright side. You don't own health insurance...but you do own the libs. Isn't that better?"
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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When your MAGA uncle wonders why Trump is threatening tariffs and raising the prices of everything, after he repeatedly promised to do the opposite, look him straight in the eye and gently whisper:

"It was never about you...and now he doesn't need you anymore"
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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What’s worse?

(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times

(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
November 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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The Trump ordeal has made one thing clear.

Too many of our checks and balances rely on norms, traditions and the honor code.

It works when those elected into power are people of honor and integrity who respect our norms and traditions.

Elect a lifelong criminal and it all goes sideways.
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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@bsky.app On posts with over 500 comments, we’re only able to see the first 500.

Can we get that fixed ASAP.
A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us!

RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙
November 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM