Ren
sarcastibear.bsky.social
Ren
@sarcastibear.bsky.social
NSFW. A sarcastic bear in central CT, who’s finally trying to do more on social media. Bad horror films, video games, and chubby nerds touching themselves. DMs open, but I do lose track of time pretty easily.

The NGL link: https://ngl.link/sarcastibear
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Uhm… after setting a new record of 3.5 hours, I finally let go of that edge. Holy fuck, I couldn’t even focus on growling… it got utterly everywhere.
@beyakoborict.bsky.social filled me up very nicely during this session. It’s just a short video of me working my hole on his great dick.
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Day 11 of 50 cage check.

I’m in heat so damn often, but… my hole is very well used, atm, thanks to two very hot top friends that I adore. There are videos… they may get posted?
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Day 4 of 50 cage check.

The horniness is starting to set in and I’m beginning to feel the onset of being in heat.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Well… DAMN! This count… was a lot more than I was expecting. All hours tallied totals 1,195 hours! Roughly 49.79 days! I’m gonna round it to 50.

I will post cage checks fairly regularly, but… I will also give cage checks to anyone who commands it, too (so long as I can reasonably send them)
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Oh my… I’ve realized what I’ve done, with my chastity game. I’m still counting till the 16th… but I’m already up to 37 days! I wasn’t expecting this much!
Also, I can’t count the likes/quotes or reposts of quotes (too complicated). I’ll post cage checks, but also will do them on command to anyone.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Been wanting to be caged, but not sure how long, so, here’s to find out!

Until the end of the 16th, I’ll run a tab.
1 like = 1 hour
1st comment = 2 hours
Repost/quote = 3 hours
New follows = 4 hours
Never done it before, so I worry about overcommitting, but…

How long do you all want me locked up?
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I actually really like how my ass jiggles while I play with it. I was kinda just playing with it in the shower and liked the sensation.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I don’t know how I summoned so many gingers, but… fucking yes, please! Four n counting! I loooooove gingers.
a cartoon hamster is laying on its back with a pink leash
Alt: a cartoon hamster is laying on its back with a pink leash
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December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A lil video for this #tummytuesday, just giving myself a few rubs and slaps. Loving the look n feel of that jiggle, atm. (Yes, I love rubs)
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Was debating about posting it as I wasn’t sure how I felt about it… a hot friend said I should. I *do* like how my belly and chest are looking in it. I wanted/want them both rubbed so much.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just so happened to look in the mirror and thought, “oh… I’m lookin bulgey today.” Accurate?
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There’s a very cute, and very hot, top bear that I know. He wanted me to come over in my chastity cage (you can see it in the first pic). He used my ass hard n bred me. Then he unlocked me and commanded me to use his, so the second pic is after I bred him back.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear

I got a few more!

Are you suggesting I can get more wild in your DMs?

What was your handle on XTube?

If you got an address/picture of a cute bear caged, gagged, etc, what would you do? (Dm me!)

How fast could you put your protein in my latte?
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Haven’t cum in a week or so, and fuck has it hit all at once. Can you guys tell how full I am?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ngl.link/sarcastibear
Part 2:
Again… someone went all in with being very curious. So, here’s the remainder of the questions. To that one person who knows me… what’s up?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear
Part 1:
Oh wow… this is gonna have to be a two-parter, as someone asked a lot of questions.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear

I haven’t got any in some time!
I’m answering: do you like big-bellied dad bears?
Also, to the person who commented about my DMs… I’m so sorry for missing it! I responded to that, too.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A freshly cleaned, furry butt, for your #humpday consideration… and yes, I want it to be explored more.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I decided on this angle. I tried to keep edging but… I just couldn’t hold back any more.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Or angle 2? You can see my dick a lot better and you will see n hear me cum a lot better, too.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Which angle do you all prefer? This is angle one (I’m leaning towards this one). You can see me more, but you may not see or hear how I cum as much.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
On this #tummytuesday, I also have very full balls that took a while to really feel (stress suppressed the urge), but now it’s hitting very strong.
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It was a very rough night and day. I could use some cuteness to help take my mind off it. Like; cute selfies, animals, pets, etc
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh, quick notice for people who like/follow me; I’ve been posting porn of myself for some time. It doesn’t bother me, if you find others posting my stuff, like this account. It only bothers me if someone is *pretending* to be me. That said, if you have old content of me, i lost it when xtube sank!
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
quote this post with your best butt pic please and thank you
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM