Ren
sarcastibear.bsky.social
Ren
@sarcastibear.bsky.social
NSFW. A sarcastic bear in central CT, who’s finally trying to do more on social media. Bad horror films, video games, and chubby nerds touching themselves. DMs open, but I do lose track of time pretty easily.

The NGL link: https://ngl.link/sarcastibear
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Uhm… after setting a new record of 3.5 hours, I finally let go of that edge. Holy fuck, I couldn’t even focus on growling… it got utterly everywhere.
Day 11 of 50 cage check.

I’m in heat so damn often, but… my hole is very well used, atm, thanks to two very hot top friends that I adore. There are videos… they may get posted?
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Day 4 of 50 cage check.

The horniness is starting to set in and I’m beginning to feel the onset of being in heat.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Well… DAMN! This count… was a lot more than I was expecting. All hours tallied totals 1,195 hours! Roughly 49.79 days! I’m gonna round it to 50.

I will post cage checks fairly regularly, but… I will also give cage checks to anyone who commands it, too (so long as I can reasonably send them)
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Oh my… I’ve realized what I’ve done, with my chastity game. I’m still counting till the 16th… but I’m already up to 37 days! I wasn’t expecting this much!
Also, I can’t count the likes/quotes or reposts of quotes (too complicated). I’ll post cage checks, but also will do them on command to anyone.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Been wanting to be caged, but not sure how long, so, here’s to find out!

Until the end of the 16th, I’ll run a tab.
1 like = 1 hour
1st comment = 2 hours
Repost/quote = 3 hours
New follows = 4 hours
Never done it before, so I worry about overcommitting, but…

How long do you all want me locked up?
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I actually really like how my ass jiggles while I play with it. I was kinda just playing with it in the shower and liked the sensation.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I don’t know how I summoned so many gingers, but… fucking yes, please! Four n counting! I loooooove gingers.
a cartoon hamster is laying on its back with a pink leash
Alt: a cartoon hamster is laying on its back with a pink leash
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December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A lil video for this #tummytuesday, just giving myself a few rubs and slaps. Loving the look n feel of that jiggle, atm. (Yes, I love rubs)
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Was debating about posting it as I wasn’t sure how I felt about it… a hot friend said I should. I *do* like how my belly and chest are looking in it. I wanted/want them both rubbed so much.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just so happened to look in the mirror and thought, “oh… I’m lookin bulgey today.” Accurate?
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There’s a very cute, and very hot, top bear that I know. He wanted me to come over in my chastity cage (you can see it in the first pic). He used my ass hard n bred me. Then he unlocked me and commanded me to use his, so the second pic is after I bred him back.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear

I got a few more!

Are you suggesting I can get more wild in your DMs?

What was your handle on XTube?

If you got an address/picture of a cute bear caged, gagged, etc, what would you do? (Dm me!)

How fast could you put your protein in my latte?
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Haven’t cum in a week or so, and fuck has it hit all at once. Can you guys tell how full I am?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ngl.link/sarcastibear
Part 2:
Again… someone went all in with being very curious. So, here’s the remainder of the questions. To that one person who knows me… what’s up?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear
Part 1:
Oh wow… this is gonna have to be a two-parter, as someone asked a lot of questions.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ngl.link/sarcastibear

I haven’t got any in some time!
I’m answering: do you like big-bellied dad bears?
Also, to the person who commented about my DMs… I’m so sorry for missing it! I responded to that, too.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A freshly cleaned, furry butt, for your #humpday consideration… and yes, I want it to be explored more.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I decided on this angle. I tried to keep edging but… I just couldn’t hold back any more.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Or angle 2? You can see my dick a lot better and you will see n hear me cum a lot better, too.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Which angle do you all prefer? This is angle one (I’m leaning towards this one). You can see me more, but you may not see or hear how I cum as much.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
On this #tummytuesday, I also have very full balls that took a while to really feel (stress suppressed the urge), but now it’s hitting very strong.
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It was a very rough night and day. I could use some cuteness to help take my mind off it. Like; cute selfies, animals, pets, etc
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh, quick notice for people who like/follow me; I’ve been posting porn of myself for some time. It doesn’t bother me, if you find others posting my stuff, like this account. It only bothers me if someone is *pretending* to be me. That said, if you have old content of me, i lost it when xtube sank!
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
quote this post with your best butt pic please and thank you
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No context needed
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM